Dead Pool [4]

We have a winner!

The Dead Pool 3 has been won by Dioclese [a-fucking-gain]
who correctly guessed the next cunt to kick the cunting bucket
… therefore becoming a dead cunt.

Here’s his winning nomination :

This one could be too easy really –
but while we’re on a roll with Libyan bastards,
I nominate the Lockerbie bomber,
Abdelbaset Mohmed Ali al-Megrahi.

Well done!
You have successfully defended your title of  Dead Pool Champion.
Two in a row eh … you’re not killing the cunts yerself by any chance?

Right then!
The slate has been wiped clean and everyone gets to pick
a new ‘dead cunt walking’ as we move on to The Dead Pool 4.
No rule changes but in case you’re new to the world of
predicting bucket kicking cunts, here’s a refresher:

1. Nominate who you think is next on the way out.
One Cunt each. Leave names in the Comments.

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and everyone picks another one,
so my top tip is to be quick off the mark and
steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the last Dead Pool.

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. The winner gets a dedicated Dead Pool Champion post and kudos of cuntishness aplenty. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

46 thoughts on “Dead Pool [4]

  1. I nominate Arthur Askey. The unfunny legless cunt without a leg to stand on. Oh fuck, he’s already dead. Still a cunt though. Anyway, I also nominate Gok the Gook. I think he will die soon as he is a ‘bandit of the arse’ and therefore is likely to catch a nasty disease due to putting his winky up other men’s bottoms and not into cunts, as nature intended.

  2. Anyway, it seems to me that the cunt ‘Gok the Gook’ should die soon, cos he puts his willy up other mens arses. Now that can’t be healthy. Also he is a gook and my father (if was still alive) would shoot the cunt. After all, that is what he did in the Korean war until the Americans dropped napalm on him. There can’t be anything worse than a homosexual gook. Otherwise I would nominate Arthur Askey, a very unfunny cunt, but he is already dead after his legs fell off. Legless cunt.

  3. Surely the most vile cunt around with a head the size of a concrete lorry is George Galloway.

  4. niaomi watts is a right fucking cunt. With her gormless as fuck air headed acting.
    Go shove your cunting head up your arse and suffercate on the shit that is you………and then fuck off

  5. Clive Fucking Dunn is DEAD Hooorah I win you fucking Cunts. Get it sorted you lazy fucking bastards

  6. The following are cunts and anyone who disagrees are also cunts:

    English football team
    Conservative party
    Conservative party supporters
    Conservative party activists
    Conservative party voters

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