A take your unasked for opinion and shove it up your ring cunting for European Council president Tusk.

This little pimple, the archetypal EU oligarch, has now stuck his oar into the general election proceedings, advising Remoaners ‘not to give up on stopping Brexit’, and adding that he agrees with ‘a friend’, who claims that Brexit ‘will be the real end of the British Empire’ (whatever the fuck that’s actually supposed to mean). He then laughably adds that he envies ‘Short Arse’ Bercow, saying that our late lamented Speaker of the House is now free to tell us how he really feels about Brexit. As if we didn’t know already.

I don’t know what leads this shit to think he’s got a remit to interfere in the election process, but he’s gone ahead and done it anyway, sticking two fingers up to 17.4 million voters, and once more denying the outcome of the largest exercise in democracy in this proud nation’s history. If this isn’t yet another demonstration of the utter contempt that Tusk and his ilk hold for democracy, then I don’t know what is.

Well, here’s my message to YOU, you preening, Polish prat. I’m not giving up on getting Brexit done, and quitting your rotten, bloated, anti-democratic plutocracy once and for all.

Fuck off over there you jumped up little cunt, and when you get there, fuck off again.

Nominated by Ron Knee

Stupid Americunt that can’t fucking drive kills a Brit riding home minding his own business and then scurries home claiming diplomatic immunity when her husband isn’t even a fucking diplomat.

How the fuck is every cunt on duty at that fucking yanky base given immunity for them and their families? Some crazy bitch with an M-16 could go on a mass-murdering rampage and we can’t even legally keep her in the country because her hubby works as a mechanic at a fat-shit base!? Aren’t those cunts embarrassed as fuck that their base is now surrounded by signs telling the stupid fucks to drive on the fucking LEFT?

In their shoes I’d want the retarded splitarse to come back to face trial to restore some dignity and wouldn’t give a shit if she does time she fucking deserves it.

Nominated by ShaggawotZ

I just turned the telly on to watch Hobson’s Choice when the announcer announced that “the following film is classified as P.G”. Who the fuck could find anything offensive in ” Hobson’s Choice? I’ve watched it several times and haven’t heard a single swear word or seen as much as a flash of tit or bush. I have also not noticed any violence,stabbing,mugging,drug-selling or benefit fraud…I expect this is because there are no Dark Keys in it. I have also not witnessed any Depravity or Debauchery…I expect this is because the film was made before The Gayness was invented.

But back to subject…I can’t imagine that anyone who is watching some old black and white film from 1954 is likely to have need of Parental Guidance…I’d be amazed if they even had a Parent still drawing breath never mind issuing guidance on what to watch.

Nominated by Dick de Pfeffel Foxchaser-Fiddler

Freddie Bentley

I didn’t know who he was either, but after seeing him on Good Morning Britian I had to look him up. He’s a 22yr-old former call-centre worker from Essex who was the runner-up on a Channel 4 reality TV show called The Circle. Yesterday he was on GMB claiming that learning about World War II harms millennials’ mental health. See for yourself:

It seems like it’s ok to teach young children about transgenderism, but not about historical events that gave him and his generation the easy lives they have now. And these are the same entitled little cunts who think that “old” people shouldn’t have been allowed to vote in the EU Referendum?! Basically the people who helped to build their safe little world don’t matter.
This is Generation Snowflake, right here, and they WILL be the end of us.

Nominated by Cunt me in

An iron-clad, turbo-charged, gonad-splitting nomination please – if he hasn’t already had one – for Freddie Bentley.

This is the cunt who – first off – claims his job is “Instagram Influencer”, shorthand for vacuous bellend if ever there was one.

Secondly, this is the prick who has publicly stated that children in schools should no longer be taught about WWII (or any wars for that matter) because it’s too damaging to their mental health to hear about. Let THAT fucker sink in for a second…..

So in his life of middle-class twottery he sees no irony in the fact that countless poor fucking Tommies (and many other nationalities let’s not forget – don’t worry about the flag-waving French cunts though, “French Resistance” – only resistance they have is to personal hygiene) were shot, eviscerated, gassed and blown to shreds in order to give him the ability to whine about mental health issues 70 years later.

Where is this selective teaching of history going to end – what will we ban next? The Ice Age? Slavery? The Great Plague?? Get to fuck you simpleton.

Nominated by Cunting virgin

A planet Earth sized cunting please for ‘Crowdfunding’ sites, or more accurately, some of the pathetic, selfish, money-grabbing ‘ME ME ME’ bottom feeders with their paws stuck out.

I’m not having a go at people who turn to these 21st century begging bowls out of sheer desperation. I’ll forgive the couple who want to raise £150k for experimental treatment for their 4 year old with rare brain cancer, or the next door neighbour trying to raise 2k for the terminally ill girl to visit Lapland before her times up. Some of the £ targets of these worthwhile appeals are so reasonable, that most premier league footballers could fund them with the loose change down their sofas.

This cunting is for the intergalactic nerve some of these ‘poor me’ or ‘this is a great idea’ bastards have, in asking for £wonga from Joe public, because they can’t be arsed to work hard & save the dough, or make a sound business case & go knocking the banks door, like most self-employed had to.

Some of these wankers defy belief :-
Burntwood Alien Watch Tower – £25k wanted to build a platform to watch for Aliens visiting Cannock Chase – PHONE HOME, PHONE HOME !
Election Campaign Fund – want £15k to keep Jess Philips as MP for B’ham Yardley – GET FUCKED !
Candwich, the Sandwich In A Can – $100k to revolutionise food on the go. A long-life sandwich sealed in a coke can – WHY ?
Fish on Wheels – €40K wanted for the next thing in pet companionship. Who needs mans best friend when a goldfish bowl on a motorised tractor can follow you wherever you go – JESUS !

Nominated by Lord of the Rings