A toys out of the pram crappy excuses cunting for this Albanian, I mean Swiss ‘footballer’ who happens to be the captain of Arsenal football club.

This useless twat, so typical of Millennials, reacted like a big fucking baby when subjected to some jeering from the crowd. Like players in the past (and present) have never had to put up with this?

Long story short (ish), he was substituted during a game in which his team had just lost a two goal lead (at home) to Crystal Palace. Some (not all obviously) Arsenal fans are not particularly happy to see this guy playing every week, especially as captain, and ironically cheered (which was a bit out of order but it happens in football) when his name was called out for the substitution.

Arsenal needed a goal so he should’ve ignored these idiots and run off the pitch as quickly as he could to make the most of the time left. You know, for his team? But what did he do?

He started walking as slowly as he could and threw the captain’s armband o the floor. Then, the boos started (I would’ve booed the cunt too at this point). He then cups his hand to his ear, sarcastically encourages the crowd to boo him louder (WWF wrestling style) and repeatedly shouts “Fuck off!” to the crowd. He took his shirt off and according to some (the cameras didn’t pick this bit up – or the footage hasn’t been released) he threw his shirt on the ground in the tunnel.

Remember, this bellend is the captain.

Sure, he is human and just reacted. But if you play football and can’t take a bit of crap from the crowd now and again, then don’t bother turning up.

His coach/manager (who was an idiot for letting the players vote on their choice of captain by the way…that’s why this big baby is captain in the first place) has said that the player should apologise. He has been receiving ‘counselling’ due to the fans’ booing, which I’m sure, won’t encourage fans of rival teams to rip him to pieces from now on.

Almost a week later he has finally released a statement that blames his reaction to the abuse he and his family have had on social media. He has not apologised (he just said he’s sorry if people ‘thought’ he was being disrespectful).

His wife and kid have been threatened online by complete morons (probably mentals), which of course, is a disgrace. If an idiot has been saying he’ll come and rape his wife and kidnap his baby, then that idiot should be arrested or sent to the nuthouse.

However, if you put yourself on social media as a famous person, then you have to expect that out of your 1 million or so followers, a few of them will be mentals.

So I call bullshit on his excuse. He reacted because his precious ego was hurt and he couldn’t handle it, like a captain should.

If he had a brain (which he doesn’t, it seems) he’d get off social media and look at his own crappy performances and try and win the fans over by playing better, instead of reacting like a big fucking baby.

I would love to have seen how Brian Clough dealt with this cunt. The big baby wouldn’t have lasted the first training session before needing a safe space and some counselling.

Nominated by One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Cunt

Then again by Bertram Cuntatious DCO

An enormous overpaid cunting to Granit Xhaka. I’ve never heard of this cunt either. I spotted a headline of the BBC sports page and this snowflake fucker is to be offered counselling by Arsenal FC. Apparently he was booed off the pitch by home ‘fans’ and this has affected the poor little baby’s sensibilities. I looked him up, he’s a 27 year old Swiss and Arsenal pay him, wait for it….£5.2m per year. Fuck off you spoilt brat, I cannot even conceive ‘earning’ that amount so stop blubbering and get on with it, if not just fuck off back to the fucking Alps you bell-end. I can’t imagine Norman Hunter ever weeping into his cornflakes.

I would like a well deserved cunting for all these penny pinching cunts who think its a good idea to go abroad without travel insurance and then surprise fucking surprise when they end up in hospital, they cant fucking pay, and the usually some fucktard tell a story about what a great person they are and why we should all donate to a Go Fund Me account and help these fucking morons with their costs.
If you go anywhere abroad without insurance you need your head read, case in point some girl from north Wales has been involved in a car accident in Vietfucknamnam, you know the place known for its super safe roads and traffic, exactly the kind of place you make sure you have insurance in place before you end up in hospital there, I bet once the little people realise she cant pay, they will stop feeding her or sell her to a brothel or worse.
I have no sympathy for cunts who are so tight they would scrimp on something like fucking travel insurance, how fucking stupid can you get,and I would never give a penny to a go-fund me site for that, infact go-fund me aslso deserve a good cuntingt.

JO SWINSON:  Emergency cunting please for this stinking amateur Fascist turd, who it seems, in addition to loathing democracy is also one of those fuckers who approve of cruelty to animals.  https://medium.com/@mirandajoyce995/swinson-condemned-for-cruelty-to-squirrels-242aca857843  Pick on someone your own size you fucking bitch.

Nominated by W. C. Boggs

A nomination for the amusingly named Labour MP, Laura Pidcock.

In launching her campaign to be returned as Labour MP for North West Durham, the insane Pisscock said the following about Comrade Compo –

“I know it has been a long time coming, but we are on the path to justice. And because people know that it is perfectly possible that Jeremy Corbyn could be our prime minister, you can be sure that absolutely everything, absolutely everything, is going to be thrown at us in the next few weeks. People will say some of the most hurtful things about our people and our communities and our political representatives. PLEASE FORGIVE THEM, PLEASE FORGIVE THEM, FOR THEY KNOW NOT WHAT THEY DO”.

So there you have it. In Pisscock’s warped world view, Compo is on the same level as Jesus Christ, to the extent that the words spoken by Jesus on his way to crucifixion are directly applicable to Compo.

Putting aside the question of blasphemy which I expect the Libtard leftist Church of England to ignore as the speaker was not a Conservative, quite frankly I hope that Compo is on the path to crucifixion. But to suggest a parallel between Compo and the messiah of Christianity demonstrates apocalyptic self-righteousness and tone deafness to an extraordinary degree that it’s quite frightening.

What a stupid cunt.

Fuck off.

Nominated by Marvellous Mechanical Cunting Machine

A right-on-keep-left cunting please for this jumped-up, four-eyed, stupid as fuck looking whore, who seems to have very uni ideas on immigration (“lets be cool and flood the cuntry”):

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7684803/Labour-shadow-minister-repeatedly-REFUSES-say-party-end-freedom-movement.html

The horrible things is that this daft looking moron is apparently tipped to be a future Labour leader. If that is true and not just a John McDonnell wank fetish (an old man’s whim), then Labour have now not only scraped the barrel but got under it.

Nominated by W.C. Boggs

Well that’s that then; the venerable British institution that is M&S is officially launching its own range of Halal ready meals. Mozzers can now happily chow down with the rest of us (or at least those of us that are sufficiently up our own arses to pay £6 for a microwave tagliatelle ‘cos it’s got an M&S label) in the warming knowledge that the wee beasties in their meals were stoned to death, after being made to watch the mad Mozzy butcher pissing on pictures of their family (I’m not 100% on the technicalities of this barbarous dark-ages bullshit, nor do I want to be) in the traditional manner that Al Larr dictates.

No doubt they’ll soon realise that it’s eating into profit to have two methods of despatching the chooks so it’ll be Halal for one-and-all…. As-Salaam-Alaikum!

To make things fair I think they should adopt a policy of sprinkling random bacon bits in say every fifth meal, give the Mesquites a bit of a thrill

Nominated by Cunting virgin