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Nigel Farage (3)

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Now I’m the first to admit that I’ve never really been too convinced by ” Sir Nig.”, I always thought there to be something “spivvy” and opportunistic about him. However, to give him his dues,he has stuck to his guns through thick and thin…but is now the time for him to put the National Interest before his own personal hubris?

People need to accept that a “No-Deal” brexit is never going to be allowed to happen. Whatever people may think of Johnson’s deal it’s that or cancel the whole affair under a Lab/Liberal/SNP coalition Govt. which is liable to hold power if the Brexit Party splits the “leave” parties’ vote in marginal constituencies.

Farage seems to be prepared to risk a Labour/Lib/SNP coalition seizing power,cancelling “Brexit” plus allowing Sturgeon to hold another referendum on the future of Scotland….dangerous times indeed.

Farage,if he really is the patriot that he claims to be,must put aside his unobtainable dream of a “No Deal” Brexit and throw his support behind the Tory Party or,if he can’t bring himself to actively support the Tories must at least stand down his candidates in marginal seats. If not,he runs the very real risk of being remembered as the man who handed the levers of power to an extremely dangerous bunch of people.

Nominated by Dick de Pfeffel Foxchaser-Fiddler

I used to have a lot of time for Farage. Like him, I desperately want us out of the EU. At the start of the General Election campaign, he said the Brexit Party would not field a candidate in Conservative held constituencies if they entered into a non-aggression pact with the Brexit Party. Boris basically told him to fuck off, and what has he done? He has now withdrawn all Brexit Party candidates from Conservative held seats anyway, thus giving a huge amount of support to a party which is not offering a true Brexit.

I live in an area which has had a Conservative MP since before Jesus was born. However, at the Referendum, we overwhelmingly voted to leave the EU. At the last European Elections we voted for a Brexit Party MEP.

I truly believe a Brexit Party candidate could have given the Tories a run for their money, but I am not now going to get a chance to vote for who I was really looking forward to voting for. As there will be nobody else that I think is worthy of my vote, this will be the first election since I became eligible to vote (well over 30 years) that I will be staying at home that day.

Because of that, I am now firmly of the opinion that Farage is as much of a cunt as the rest of them.

Just been in the phone with Nige, and he pointed out this. https://www.henfieldhub.com/nick-herbert-mp/my-position-on-brexit , challenging him may split the vote in favour of an opposition majority and increase the chance of a poor brexit so he is being left alone.

Nominated by Robin Bastard

The Nobel Prize Committee

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The Nobel Prize Committee

How remiss of the Committee not to award the Peace Prize to Greta Thunberg. What a golden opportunity missed to really focus our minds on the Climate Emergency.
In fact there should be a prize for those who have gone to exceptional lengths to raise awareness like dear little Greta. ‘The Nobel Prize For Raising Environmental Awareness’ the prize could be called. Of course the first recipient should be Greta. But I would have a subsidiary prizes (the subject being of such magnitude and importance) and one of the recipients in my opinion should be Prince Charles. Yes Prince Charles for all the decades he has devoted to this issue-when he was a lone voice amongst public figures.
What a team they make Greta and Charley boy come to think. See while Greta takes on the politicians making them feel shameful (all to the good), Prince Charles in his practical way goes after business people as he did recently; arguing with, encouraging them to devote their energies not only to creating more green technology but to investing in actually cleaning up the planet. Yes cleaning up all the filth and gunge and mess this Capitalist System has produced these past centuries.
The earth you know cunters is our home. You wouldn’t have your house full of junk, stinking of chemicals now would you? Yes let’s do it then! Let’s change our whole focus! Let’s give the earth a spring clean! It sorely needs it.
You know cunters the climate is secondary to me. What I see in Greta and Charles is the beginning of the destruction of Capitalism. I’m not kidding. Someone once wrote on here that things will only change when the rich start to be affected. And here in these two towering figures we have a sort of two- pronged approach that could achieve it. Greta and Charles, one to get the politicians to change, the other to get big business to change. What a team, what a double act.
Marx and Lenin tried to destroy Capitism in the last century. They failed. But Environmentalism will do it. Then humanity can finally get back to a normal, proprtional way of living.
It has been a huge failure of the Nobel Committee to miss this epoch- changing moment.

Nominated by Miles Plastic

What a cheery child.

 

Jo Swinson (5)

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loopy Jo Swinson, PM

That’s right folks, Potty Jo Swinson thinks she will be the next ‘Pryme Minahstah’

Mad as a box of frogs, country bumpkin Jo (39) Member of Parliament for East Dunbartonshire, believes she will lead the shit for brains Liberals to a storming victory on 12th December, gaining 310 new Parliamentary seats.

Whilst you may suspect that the harebrained Miss Swinson is not playing with a full deck, she is completely serious in her belief the Millions will buy into her demented delusions, & accept that we all need to bask in the embrace of Junker & his EU stormtroopers.

Barking mad Jo may have been born under the zodiac sign Aquarius, but she clearly doesn’t have both oars in the water. Pass me a duffel bag full of whatever this mouth foaming Loony Tune is smoking, because it’s ‘grade A’ Whacky Baccy.

Call the men in white coats, as an emergency ambulance is needed to transport Crazy Jo to ward 7 (ask for Lord Nelson when visiting) – ? ? ?

Nominated by Lord of the Rings

Ruth Davidson (3)

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Ruth Davidson

Lezza bitch has just signed up for a job with a lobbying firm as an “adviser”. 50 grand a year for 25 days “work.” Nice. Very Nice.

Sorry, wasn’t this the same slag who, a few weeks ago resigned as leader of the Scottish Tories , and threatened to quit politics, because she need to spend more time with her Turkey Baster brat?

Oh yes, but wave a big fat wedge in front of Ruth and suddenly her trannie trainee isn’t so important after all. This is the kind of trash who ask us to vote for them.

Nominated by Freddie the Frog

Kidults

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A nomination for couples in their 30s and 40s who pay to watch babies’ films at the cinema, otherwise known by the admittedly cuntish portmanteau ‘kidults’.

I’m still 10% human so dont really begrudge people watching nostalgic crap like Pinocchio or Mary Poppins at Christmas or if they feel a bit down, or take issue with the dopey dads who take their kids to see Kung Fu Panda.

It’s these twats, these professional geeks – usually a girl who speaks like a gurgling child and uses Anime characters as her avatars, and her pussy whipped boyfriend (probably entering his first long term relationship) – who insist on going the cinema as a couple to watch Pixar crap like Toy Story, or generally any animated films aimed at children.
I dont really understand the mindset of these cunts, nor did i understand why so many fucking adults – usually women and highly effeminate and feminised men – would post memes and videos about fucking ‘Frozen’.

Being a decent citizen at the time I bit my tongue, but it was a truly disturbing number of ‘friends’ and their half-wit associates. The revulsion i felt towards so many of these sad fuckers was one factor of many in quitting social media.

Fucking idiots.

Nominated by Cuntamus Prime