Cunts who have number plates on their cars made up to look like their names….

Had a couple of cunts the last few days, and it’s always cars like Mercedes or BMW’s. Now it’s not that I am jealous of the fuckers, but what boils my piss is how the cunts drive too. They all drive like they have all the time in the world getting somewhere, but after a hard day’s graft, I just want to get home as soon as possible, but these self-centered fuckers drive at 20 miles an hour down a country lane, hard braking every time they come to a bend in the road. FFS, and how do they get away with an illegal number plate on their car?

I work in a garage and we make number plates for cars. When one of the scrotes wants a plate made with their name – like letters and numbers (a quasi legal way) I say our plate machine won’t print it.

Fuck them.

Nominated by Sidthesexistsforeskin

Labour leadership candidate Clive Lewis has said there should be a referendum on the future of the Royal Family.

Speaking at his campaign launch in London, he said: “A lot of people would like to see the monarchy scaled down. Publicity for my campaign, waffle waffle , court controversy, waffle waffle waffle . I’m a cunt, power to the people! Etc….

The Labour Party: what the fuck is going on? It’s like they have become a gigantic meta-cunt. Politicians are generally a reprehensible bunch of arse, but Labour just seems to be imploding. I wonder if there isn’t some sort of brain disease infecting them with a 1970s Communist cunt virus that’s escaped from a lab in Siberia due to climate change melting the permafrost that they buried their guinea pigs from the gulags in.

Please Labour, get a fucking grip. Without decent opposition, governments however well intentioned get stupid in short order. And right now, with front runners like this fuckwit, we could actually find ourselves without any decent checks and balances, and relying on Nicola Sturgeon to provide that essential opposition. You couldn’t make it up…thank fuck it’s Friday (at the time of writing).

Nominated by GGRF

Clive Lewis: Talk about a stuck fucking record! Thursday night, he was on question time, whining on about how the Sussex woman (I’m not saying her name, I’m sick of hearing it) fucked off to Canada because of all the racism she experienced in the UK, though I don’t think anyone really gave a fuck and I can’t imagine she was actually abused in person. You don’t meet many people when you’re either in a palace, a mansion, or a private jet.

Then on some Sunday politics programme, Labour leader hopeful Clive brings up the subject of racism again, this time implying that the Brexit vote was only successful because Boris and Farage appealed to the racists with their inflammatory rhetoric. He then went on to say that there were many black people that were scared on the morning of the result. Not sure why, because many were probably born here, and those that weren’t probably didn’t come from Europe, so how would leaving the EU make a difference to them more than anybody else?
It seems that with the Labour Party leadership election, there isn’t a candidate that hasn’t called half the electorate racist, sexist or thick.

Didn’t they learn anything from Hilary and her basket of deplorables quote, or their massive failure at the last election?

Nominated by Gutstick Japseye

Not enough votes to get nominated? Never mind, Clive. Don’t let the door hit your arse on the way out.

A tartan kilted cunting for that SNP mouthpiece Humza Yousaf, if you will.

The irony of him being the Scottish Justice Minister isn’t lost on me.

This cunt is often wheeled out on Question Time, interviews and any other news outlet that will let this greaseball on. A Joe Daki with a Scottish accent is already a bit of an odd combination, but this cunt manages to one up that by being an English hating, nailed-on bigoted pile of steaming shite. He has much form for slating us down South of Hadrian’s Wall, and generally delights in spouting how superior his whisky swilling patch is.

Well lad, I’ve got news for you. You’re a cunt, a massive one at that, and I’ll raise many a dram the night this racist spacker gets booted out of office, although with his tongue so far up Sturgeon’s arsehole, that day may be some time in coming.

Nominated by GeneralZod

A nomination for Jazz Jennings, a ‘reality tv star’ and ‘transgender activist’ who is stepping into 2020 by ’embracing who she is and the journey that it took for her to get there, by sharing a photo of herself in a swimsuit that shows off scars from her ‘gender confirmation’ surgery.

She refers to the scars as her battle wounds because “they signify the strength and perseverance it took to finally complete my transition.”

I’m still confused as to whether the creature is now a woman, or was she a woman before and became a man? Actually, do I really care what this cunt is?

Nominated by Mystic Maven

Never far from the news, but catapulted to the top spot all day because evil overlord Trump has taken out, via drone strike, an Iranian militia cunt. Apparently this cunt is a right murdering cunt, and has the deaths of thousands on his hands, from the four corners of the sandpit, and further afield. Most of the US politicians are happy the cunt got smoked, but they are not happy Trump did it. I’m sure if Barry, or Hilary had done it, there would be tea and medals all round, but orange man bad, regardless. Don’t act, you’re weak, act, and you’re a cunt.

Is the world a safer place now General Qassem Soleimani has been killed? No, because there is an endless supply of sun baked maniacs to take his place, and even though they hate each other fervently, they always seem to get the band back together when there is any Western intervention. They may despise the cunt you take out, he may have killed two thirds of their family, but he’s their cunt, so buckle up, it’s Gee-Had time.

Now with the smoke from the burning US flags rivalling the Australian bush fires, tension is high, and that means, a trip to Greggs on the high street just got a lot more dangerous, as the many sympathisers in the West will take it upon themselves to avenge a cunt they never knew, would probably despise themselves, and might have ended up murdered by them. Also, the silly cunt chasing you down the road armed with Poundland cutlery, and a vest made of empty red bull cans is from Birmingham, and the furthest east he’s been is Peterborough. All because he believed in the same silly fantasy sky dad. Cradle of civilisation? My sweaty arse.

Oh, and worst of all, it’s a great excuse to put the price of fuel up, the cunts.

Nominated by Gutstick Japseye