Keir Starmer

A “what’s a million between friends, duckie?” cunting please for the other Dame of North London, Keir, as pure as TCP, and blue eyed boy of the Blairite set.:

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/politics/sir-keir-starmer-wikipedia-battle-millionaire-labour-leadership-a4317411.html

This wealthy lawyer, currently preparing to bid for the leadership of the Titanic of Westminster, has been doing a Chuka on his Wikipedia page, and is determined to present himself as the son of a horny-handed son of toil.

Whoever heard of a poor lawyer, especially a “human rights” one?

What with Slubberguts Thornberry hiding the fact that she is Lady Nugee, it seems that what Labour will get is yet another actor, and will probably still fuck up yet again.

Nominated by W. C. Boggs

Judge James Tayler

MAYA FORSTATER, WHO IS APPARENTLY WRONG FOR STATING THERE ARE TWO DEFINITE GENDERS THAT CANNOT BE CHANGED…..YES, REALLY.

From the murky depths of the legal profession there heaves into view someone you’ve never heard of, and neither had I. I have pleasure in cunting the judge at an employment hearing who has determined that it is illegal to ask the real sex of a transgender thing:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7808685/Britons-ask-transgender-person-male-female-judge-says.html

The case was viewed as a test of whether gender critical views – that there are only two biological sexes and it is not possible to change between them – could be protected philosophical beliefs under the 2010 Equality Act.

Employment Judge James Tayler rejected that view in his landmark judgement, which said Miss Forstater’s views are ‘incompatible with human dignity and fundamental rights of others’.

Er, when did freedom of speech become incompatible with fundamental rights?

Answer: yesterday.

‘Men cannot become women’ is no longer a permissible point of view. Soon it will be a hate crime, and ultimately a war crime.

When does this shit stop oozing from the rectum of society?

Nominated by Komodo

Steve Bray (2)

A wrong at the top of his voice cunting for the appropriately named arch Remainer, Steve Bray.

On the off chance that anyone in IsAC land isn’t aware of who this loony gobshite is, allow me to explain. Bray is Mr Megaphone, the wally who’s spent no less than 847 days at Westminster, bawling ‘Bollocks to Boris’ and other wildly inspiring slogans as part of an earache inducing crusade against Brexit. You’re bound to have heard the twat’s rantings disrupting interviews on the telly at some point.

It seems that Braying Steve has finally admitted defeat, and says that he’s hanging up his megaphone for good. Mind you, there’s a difference between admitting defeat and accepting it. He claims that ‘there’s still hope’ of staying in the EU, because according to his take on things, a majority of people voted for Remain at the general election. Apparently we’re all going to be ‘in hell’; after Brexit happens, ‘we’re all losers’.

Well Steve, you’re certainly a loser, you insufferable cunt. Now take your medication, and go for a lie down in a quiet, dark room for a while. Oh, and make sure that your megaphone stays hidden away, otherwise, as sure as God made little apples, somebody is going to ram it up your arse.

Hopefully sooner rather than later.

Nominated by Ron Knee

Guy Verhofstadt (9)

An emergency cunting for this slovenly, shit-stained, dirty, unkempt, vacuous looking arsewipe who, like the most embittered Labour Remainer, still hasn’t got the message we are leaving the EU evil empire:

https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/1218652/brexit-news-guy-verhofstadt-threatens-brexit-deadline-january-31-eu-parliament-consent

I would like to see this cunt end up in the same position as John F. Kennedy in the back of a car in November 1963 – it looks like the only way we will be free of these bastards.

Nominated by W. C. Boggs

Armando Iannucci

Armando Iannucci…

I think that is how it’s spelt. I can’t be bothered to look it up. In line with this more speculative cunting. He has written or directed the new David Copperfield film with an Asian in the lead.

Cut to it. The byline I saw was we must be ‘colour blind’ when it comes to casting. Now I’m not one of those who says let them all fuck off. They’re here. We have to make the best of it, but how can you be colour BLIND when you are by definition WATCHING actors. You just can’t do it. Cyrano de Bergerac had a big nose. Depardieu had a big big nose as well, so was well-suited to playing him. But what if they made a new version of the detective series Bergerac and the actor had a huge great enormous nose. Wouldn’t there be whispers the next day,  “yes, I thought the storyline was good, but didn’t you think the actor had a big nose?” My point here is that the way a person looks is a crucial part of the success, or not, of a drama. CASTING is crucial in other words.

I simply don’t know what the answer is. Well, I do. But it is radical. Maybe the only thing that will make it work is all Asians dramas or all black productions. Laurence Fox comes to mind. I dearly wish that he would address this issue. But he would certainly be blackballed. A bit unfeasible that.

But the thing is just not working, certainly. Think recently of “A Christmas Carol” and “Dracula” – totally fucked up dramas. To quote an esteemed cunter Norman, ‘the disease that is Diversity ruins everything’.

I forgot I was trying to be positive. “My Beautiful Launderette” all those years ago was a success. That was because it was real. What is happening now is that directors are miscasting Asians or blacks in ‘agenda driven’, unreal, positive roles. What has got to be forged are accurate (good or bad) Asian/black characters. That is the only answer.

Nominated by Miles Plastic