A nomination for selfies. Been cunted before, but just lately I’m seeing more and more celebrities taking them and then they end up on news sites.

Much as I think it’s a narcissistic thing for young girls and lads to indulge in, you can multiply that by ten when celebrities start doing it. Reality stars are of course made from it, but recently I’ve seen soap stars at it, the next rung up true. This week I’ve seen Liz Hurley at it, pouting like a teen slapper from Stoke, Michelle Keegan, not only taking selfies but also looking like an average slapper. What’s she’s done to herself?

Celebrities that moan they can’t even pop to the shop without people taking photos of them go home, take a photo of themselves and post it on social media to whine about cunts taking photos of them.

Talk about climbing up your own arse!

Nominated by Sixdog Vomit

A Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year cunting to Idris Elba (real name Idrissa Akuna Elba).

British bulldog Idrossa was born in London to a Sierra Leoneon father (although it’s not clear if the cunt was actually born there) and a Ghanaian mother. Apparently, he has just been given citizenship of Sierra Leone, despite the cunt never having set foot in the Civil War and Ebola ravaged dump (although he has been to Africa apparently):

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-50871307

He said that citizenship was “the biggest honour I could get from my country”. MY country? What’s it to be cuntface, Britain when it suits you or some 3rd World godforsaken shithole? He went on to say “The son of the soil is coming back to fertilise the soil.” Apart being such a ludicrous statement, when you go back to somewhere it normally implies you’ve been there before, dumb fuck. Anyway, it appears there is more to Idrossa’s love of his homeland then meets the eye as it seems he wants to exploit the local workforce to his own ends by “rejuvenating and “rebranding” the country.”

Cunt.

Nominated by Cupid Stunt

A prolonged and relentless Cunting for anthropologist, Mary-Ann Ochota.

For some reason, she’s on Sky News reviewing the papers, but rather than actually doing that, she turns her place in the spotlight into an anti-Tory, anti-British, pro-Stormzy, rant.

“Britain is racist!!!”, she blubs.

Too fucking right, luv. I see immigrants queue jumping and receiving all the benefits under the sun, whilst indigenous working folk struggle to keep their heads above water. If anything, Britain is soft in the head.

Typical privileged, liberal snowflake.
She needs a visit from that Naughty Boy, B+WC.

The stupid cow.

Nominated by Jack The Cunter

Nepotism is a cunt, isnt it?

Isn’t it marvellous how many celebrity parents facilitate an easy route for their children, by giving them roles in their films? It’s also not just luvvies. Others live off the reflected glory of their siblings, parents, even offspring. Welcome to the shitty world of nepotism.

Would Michael Douglas really have lasted if it weren’t for dad, Kirk? Would Lily Allen have irritated the nation if Keith had syphoned it into a nearby sock? Would Nicholas Soames or Hilary Benn, both bereft of any skill, honour, or intelligence, have managed to become MPs without their famous family links?

Talentless dickworm Will Smith “cast” his confused son in one of his shitty films. Kiefer “not as good as Donald” Sutherland’s talent has been stretched to breaking. These bastards have no shame. They say talent skips a generation. What say you, Rafe Spall? At least Mark Thatcher got lost abroad, the daft gimp. Even greedy, old spiv Stanley fucking Johnson has been filling his boots with his reflected fame. No shame whatsoever.

Oh, and Rory Kinnear, you can piss off as well.

Who knows which dreadful cunts are readying to foist their offspring onto us? Gwyneth Paltrow’s (herself a nepotistic slug) weirdos? The Beckham brood? Junior Rees-Mogg? Either of the Obama princesses. Psh.

Lily Allen, Sofia Coppola, all of the Kennedys, that horrible Clinton bitch, all slugs, all cunts, all stinking of the fetid odour of nepotism.

Nominated by Captain Magnanimous

A nom please for idiotic juries. One in particular; the daft cunts who have just finished sitting in Inner London Crown Court, during the trial of a load of dopey Extinction Rebellion muppets.

Now while they did eventually find these fuckwits guilty of gluing themselves to a train – or as it’s more commonly known stopping people who actually work for a living being able to do so – they had to virtually be told to find them guilty by the presiding judge, and when they delivered their verdict it was accompanied by a load of virtue signalling, hand-wringing guff about how sorry they were and how much they supported their cause.

So bang goes the first opportunity of sending some of these cunts down for a decent prison term as an example; not only have they got pissy suspended sentences, they will now be able to blather on about how virtuous they are and how much support they have. Expect many more protests by these dimwitted wankers in the future; be interesting to see how juries respond to the first cunt caught up in one who will hopefully knock some hippie teeth out…..

Nominated by Cuntan the Cuntarian