Loony left ‘Newspeak’

In his nightmarish dystopian novel ‘1984’, George Orwell introduced the concept of ‘Newspeak’, a propagandistic language whereby a totalitarian regime sought to diminish the range of speech for political purposes.

It’ll come as news to no one that for years, the loony left has sought to foist its own version of ‘Newspeak’ onto us. Having lost the economic argument, they’ve sought to move the battle into the area of cultural values, and have blighted the world with ‘identity politics’. As part and parcel of this, Cultural Marxists have set out to forge a politically charged language as a weapon to discredit and intimidate opponents, and to police people’s opinions. They aim to control the agenda by controlling the terms of expression; do that, and they control YOU.

Take a simple, everyday example. You think the idea of a sex-change ‘Dr Who’ is against the programme’s ethos, that it’s simply daft. Oh no,no, no. According to the programme’s former supremo Steven Muppet, sorry Moffat, your thinking’s not ‘radical’, not ‘progressive’. You’ve got a problem with your outlook grandad, things have moved on. A mundane example perhaps, but things can get a lot more vicious and sinister. Are you bemused by the whole issue of ‘fluid gender’ and ‘transgenderism’, and find it all a bit, well, odd? Be very careful in what you say, or you’ll be hounded for being ‘transphobic’. Concerned about the changes that mass immigration is bringing to your community and your culture, and worried about the impact it has on housing, education and other vital services? ‘Racist! bigot! xenophobe! No platform for hate speech!’ Yes, free speech is ‘hate speech’ unless you sing from the loony left songsheet.

‘Newspeak’ has proved to be a potent weapon when it comes to closing down expression of any view which is at odds with the prevailing orthodoxy of the loony left. Who wants to be smeared as an Islamophobe and a far right extremist for making the perfectly reasonable suggestion that Muslims seem reluctant to integrate and engage with Western values?

Happily, all is not lost it seems. I’d argue that loony tunes lefties have, as John Major put it, ‘over-egged the pudding’. Ironically, their weapon has been blunted by bludgeoning over-use. Just as no one is influenced these days by terms such as ‘new’, ‘improved’, ‘best ever’ etc, so familiarity with ‘Newspeak’ has bred contempt; its persistent use has become a cliché, and the fruitcakes have ended up shooting themselves in the foot.

As the outcome of the 2019 election demonstrated, people will only tolerate being referred to as bigoted, ignorant and stupid for so long. Ultimately the silent majority found its voice, and showed the finger to these sneering bullies. Predictably, the hissy cry- babies will continue to spit their dummies out, stamp their little feet and wave their Socialist Worker placards while screeching ‘fascist!’ in all directions, but increasingly, they’ll be pissing into the wind.

Don’t bother trying to engage with the cunts; they don’t want to hear your view…they want to ram theirs down your throat. If one of them tells you to ‘check your privilege’, invite them to check their arsehole to see if they can find their own head up it, laugh, then tell them to fuck off. Speak up loudly and we can marginalise these fuckwits as they seek to marginalise us. Maybe ‘cancel culture’ just got cancelled.

Nominated by Ron Knee

Modern Warfare

In the Middle Ages there was what was called the Truce of God. This was to have areas of the country where warfare was banned. Also, days and weeks where battle was forbidden.

‘There’s a little bit of Harry in the air’ when he walks round the camp the night before the Battle of Agincourt. Yes, they all got a night’s sleep before the battle commenced at the specified time in the morning. And it was all hand to hand combat where the military virtues of courage and fortitude were to the fore.

What have we got now? Someone presses a button on a battleship and a cruise missile rockets to its intended target thousands of miles away. Or drone attacks operated from the Pentagon with no personal risk whatsoever. There’s just something obscene about it for me.

Nominated by Miles Plastic

To assist your understanding.

 

now to make you shit your pants.

“It’s before my time”

“Sorry, dearie. It’s before my time”

The phrases “It was before my time” or “I wasn’t born then”.

Usually uttered by younger contestants on Television game shows.

Most of history happened before all of our times.
I wasn’t born during Roman times, but we learned about it at school. Same for the Vikings, same for the First and Second World War.
I’ll admit that I’ve forgotten a large portion of it, because it was 20+ years ago that I studied it, but I can still remember some of the events like the Battle of Jutland, the Battle of Paschendale, etc.

If you don’t know, then go and read up on it for fuck sake. Ignorance is no excuse.
They might find it a bit more interesting than (anti)social media and dross like Love Island, but I doubt it.

Nominated by Harold Steptoe

Gavin Malone

Gavin Malone….

Just been forced to watch more of this cunt in a prison trying to teach the current intake of aspiring architects to ‘sing’. Oh yeah, they’re all so repentant about stabbing other aspiring architects and clearly think they’re gonna get off lightly and emulate their hero ‘Shitstormz’, or whatever the cunts called and it’s all being paid for by the fucking BBC.

Fuck my fucking old brown boots. Fuck right off, I need to piss before my urinary tract melts.

CUNT.

Nominated by Kunte Kunty

Old mans Bollocks

Old mans Bollocks,
No not the type that they talk down the pub, but the pendulous objects between my legs.
Over the festive season I damaged my back and ended up bed ridden and reverted to “Comfy clothes”, In this case a pair of jogging bottoms nice warm elasticated waist ones that have their own nice warm climate in them, Global warming affected my plums and they attempted to visit my kneecaps.
This in turn created other issues as they slid under my thigh as I attempted to slide left or right, My new found mobility and a return too boxer shorts is also problematic as they choose to go right (predominantly right) and are subjected to constant pressure during my drive to work resulting in a feeling like a mild kick in the nuts.
So I have a few life style choices to evaluate, do I change my style of undercrackers, maybe a cushion in the car to change posture or stand naked in the garden hoping the fuckers will retract before I drive to work.

Nominated by lord benny