Litter Louts (4)

Cunts who drop litter are selfish vermin who need a slap, failing that a hefty fine.

These cunts should be cleaning up litter day and fucking night as part of their community service, to keep our towns and countryside clear of waste. We’re probably the most rubbish-strewn nation in Northern Europe and not enough is being done about it.

See these piss-boiling images of these lovely animals and the man-made filth they have to live amongst:

https://metro.co.uk/2020/02/19/swans-forced-swim-wade-rubbish-filled-canal-hunt-food-12265629/?ito=newsnow-feed

Nominated by Agent Double-O Shagga

Harry Redknapp (4)

Harry fucking Redknapp

Will my TV screen ever be free from this over paid, over exposed, up his own arse Cunt?

If he’s not on the news for some fucking reason, he is in every other advert: everything from sports betting, pizzas, Sky, McDonalds, computer games … you bloody name it. Goes on “I’m a cunt, get me out of here” – wins (fix!) then he’s on every news, media, chat show wobbling on about it.

Now the cunt is on ITV, getting paid God only knows how much, showing the wretched poor his luxury home and lifestyle in “Harry Redknapp’s Sandbanks Summer”…more like Harry Redknapp sucks shit. There is nothing this greedy fucker won’t do for a few knicker (or a few thousand). With a face like a smacked arse, this irritating wanker is fast replacing Phil ‘Cunt’ Schofield as the most annoying Cunt on TV.

With £Millions in his off shore trust funds, I’m beginning to suspect that Old ‘Arry has discovered that his open fire burns much better on £50 notes than the timber logs most people use. Hence, why he always seems desperate to pocket some more wonga.

Just fuck off, you greedy, old fucking CUNT!

Nominated by Lord of the Rings

Parked Cars in Flooded Areas

A right cunting for people who have left cars in areas that have flooded. I mean how fucking dumb can you be?

It’s not like you were not warned that it was coming, but no, people still thought it would be fine to leave their motors overnight in the car park next to a river.

Serves yourselves right, you stupid cunts. Good luck trying to get shitty river water out the upholstery. That’s going to be squelching and stinking of shit for months. May as well just write the fucker off, but I’m sure the insurance companies will just tell them to go swivel.

Nominated by Wee Jimmy Krankie’s Hairy Cunt

David Steel

Emergency cunting for Lord Steel.

For enabling repulsive heap of blubber Sir Cyril Smith MP to get away with abusing Dog knows how many vulnerable boys ‘in care’.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-politics-51634431

No excuses – straight to jail please.

Nominated by Ruff Tuff Creampuff

David Steel. What a lump of steaming horse shit this man is, for knowing well and good that the disgusting fat article that was Cyril Smith was abusing young boys back in the day (after a fucking ADMISSION from the cunt himself!!) but did nothing whatsoever with that knowledge as it was ‘nothing to do with him’ and happened ‘before his time’.

So that clears that up then. Not my problem, so I will ignore it and get on with my political career. What an irresponsible, careless cunt of epic proportions. Politicians have both a moral and social duty to be reporting stuff like this and seeing that someone is held responsible, particularly for something so heinously deviant as this. Minimally, he should have been making sure the sicko was nowhere near the political arena.

WHAT AN ABSOLUTE CUNT!!

Nominated by Nurse Cunty

Harry Styles (4)

Harry Styles is a cunt, isn’t he?

Supreme-talent, chess champion, science expert, and political genius, Harry Styles has been in the news again. Aside from being recently up for two trophies at the Brits backslapping event (Best Male Solo Artist and Best Album), Styles has revealed that he was robbed at knife point in London on Valentine’s Day. The singer and former One Direction star, 26, was threatened by a mugger during a night out in Hampstead, allegedly. I think this should be filed in the Cumberbatch/Owen Jones filing cabinet in the drawer marked “Nobody saw the actual mugging incident.”

The fluffy, monkey-faced cunt, who was not harmed in the incident, handed over cash to the robber. Coincidentally, the story coincides with a new song which is a complete coincidence. Welcome to London, jizzbag

When his last song was released, the monkey-faced goon was left red-faced after it was discovered that the grinning minister in the video was a former Brexit Party candidate who made remarks online described as “Islamophobic” (by cunts who believe in that tripe). David Ballantine, the chap in the video, branded Islam a “child rapist, death cult” and branded Islam “a theocratically fascist system of governance”. He sounds like your average IAC regular.

Our 1D singer occasionally dabbles in politics. In 2017, when asked how he would vote in the General Election, he replied, “Anybody who can stop Brexit. It’s the worst decision”. Listen Buttercup, stay out of grown-up politics.

Oh, and he won neither of his category awards at the Brits. Hmm. Don’t throw away those Simon Cowell/Louis Walsh sex-masks just yet Styles, your career is going in ‘One Direction’ only.

Hurry up Harry, you cunt.

Nominated by Captain Magnanimous