Peter Hitchens

This cunt gets right on my threppennies.

Normally I’d support a fellow bearded intellectual.

But Jesus he’s patronising.
And angry.

Always snapping at people.
Something wrong with him?
He’s got whatever Bill Oddies got.
Some flavour of mentalism.

He hates to be wrong,
Any disagreement he hits the roof.
Sulks.
Right mardarse.

And he butts in,
Talks over people,
Rude cunt.

I wouldn’t get on with him and I’m a lovely man,
Dead nice!
But I’d set his head on fire if he pulled that shite with me.

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Nominated by: Miserable northern cunt

99 thoughts on “Peter Hitchens

  1. Surely he’s right though.

    Would you prefer Queer Stammer to Bonkers Boris?

    He got us through Brexit, rolled out the covid vaccine quickly, supported Ukraine strongly and didn’t crash the economy like Truss and Kwateng.

    From where we stand now, that looks a reasonable record. He got kicked out because he attended a stupid party and ate cake ffs.

    Hitchens is right to fear a government with Lammy, Rayner and Abbot in it headed by Captain Charisma with woke policies which will lead us into the abyss.

    God help us.

    • Totaly agree Lord Percy – did you see Rayner hollering at the Hunt speech yesterday? – she looked like a Piccadilly whore throwing a strop because she hadn’t got her £1.50 fee for personal services. – her own fault for not having 50 pence change.

      • Compared to therese Coffey raynet looks like a young kelly Brooke, I reckon rayner would be a right dirty fuck whereas Coffey looks like she fucking stinks, a real 12 pinter and double viagra job

      • Rayner has got some plump knockers and I would unashamedly enjoy mating with her from behind whilst cradling them in my hands.

      • Pwhoarrrrrr!!!!💪💪💪💪

        You animal .

        I’ll leap aboard after you!👍

    • Boris got us through Brexit? We’re still giving the EU billions, still obeying ridiculous EU legislation, the NI border is a mess with the frogs playing up and Brexit was botched so badly, on purpose, that the door is wide open to rejoin.

      Rolled out covid vaccine? He authorised billions to be spent on this experimental gene therapy (it’s not, by any definition, a vaccine), it doesn’t prevent infection or transmission and has not been anywhere near tested properly. People are reporting severe reactions, including sudden death.

      Supports Ukraine? A non NATO country in a border dispute with a nuclear superpower. Boris has pissed yet more gazillions on a proxy war that can’t be won so barbaric Slavs can have the democratic pleasure of LGBT bollox, weakened our defenses by giving away military hardware and provoked a great enemy.

      The economy was fckd because of Brownonmics, catastrophic money printing, furlough and 2 year house arrest for the UK.

      An utter shower of shit. Truss likewise, all of them likewise.

      • fucking hell,were you reading my mind just then ?.Why cannot everyone see this ?. Not only are they a shitshow,they’re criminals,economic vandals and fucking terrorists.That cunt Johnson and his pathetic cabinet( I can no longer bring myself to even type their names ) need to be tried by a kangaroo court and then handed over to the public for sentence.

    • Thank fuck Johnson and his cronies attended those parties.

      Thank fuck, because we as a country were spared most of the Covid restrictions crap which was enforced on a lot of other countries by over zealous liberal politicians.

      One of the few things the fat bastard actually got right.

  2. Spot on, MNC.
    If only his brother Christopher were still with us.
    Instead we’re left with this cunt.

    • Christopher was a frikkin legend. His programme in 98 on the mass hysteria around the death of the Princess of Hearts (excuse me whilst I fucking vomit) was so refreshing. He could see the way shit was going he could.

  3. Cannabis is Kryptonite to Peter Hitchens.

    He waffles on about it but clearly knows fuck all about it and if anything, should perhaps smoke a joint or two.

    It might cheer him up.

    • He seems always on the edge of a nervous breakdown?
      The type who’d get hysterical if you got his name wrong or gave him sugar in his brew when he has sweeteners.

      Pompous little prick too.
      A sneerer,
      A gloater,
      Bet he’s a grammar nazi too?
      The more I dwell on it the more I dislike the little cunt.😡

      His dad should of given him the belt more often.

      • @Miserable

        Just a thought, but would you not award him a brownie point for the beard?

        Have to say, I wouldn’t.

      • Hiya Ruff 👍

        Not much of a beard is it?!!

        More like stubble?

        Naw, give it another 5years and it might pass muster!

        Bumfluff at his age!
        He should try steroids or something.

      • Bit of trivia RTC, his dad was serving in the battle group that sank the Scharnhorst, Belfast I think .
        Two contrasting brothers who weren’t great friends, Christopher could rattle a few cages .

  4. I’ve always thought this bloke was a cunt, but he’s our cunt.
    He winds the woke and left up, so he’s ok with me.
    (As long as he keeps it that way).

    • Same as that. I find it hard to cunt him. I think he gets angry when he thinks hes right as hes normally right. I still enjoyed the nomination though. Nigh on spat my tea out with the closing statement.

  5. Sorry Mizzers, can’t agree with this cunting, although he is a bit of a mess. You’re also correct, he snaps at people and comes across as a pompous. Nonetheless, not a cunt.

    Oh, were his brother Christopher still alive. I know, I know, making fun of christians is like hunting cows with high-powered rifles, but he’d have had a field day in this era of woke-nicity and gender-benders.

    • I don’t know about his brother Maggie,
      Sometimes siblings are complete opposites.

      His plummy rich voice irritates me too!
      Like he’s always in a Shakespeare play.

      He fuckin loves himself.

      • Christopher was peerless when in an debate with a deist of any kind. He obliterated them, though did it charmingly and respectfully. Peter has the better politics, though. Hitch was unfortunately a Blairite to the end, astonishingly. Peculiar.

      • ‘Christopher was peerless when in an debate with a deist of any kind. He obliterated them, though did it charm’

        Comedy gold again!

  6. He says a lot of things i agree with but the Cunt is so poe faced and pompous.
    Comes across with an attitude of intellectual superiority.
    I bet one day we will read that he has been found hanging upside down in a bondage dungeon surrounded by Twinks

      • He should be force fed hash brownies, washed down with whatever posh brand of bottled water he favours spiked with acid.

      • And to think “Not the Nine O’clock News” also bizarrely did a sketch of kidnapping children to be in the audience for a “Rolf Harris Show”. A piss take on the perverts awful tv, that now sends a tingle down the spine.

  7. If I was on those current affairs TV panels alongside him,
    I’d go out of my way to keep contradicting him.😁
    I wouldn’t be happy till he’d either stormed off or burst into tears and started swearing.

    He bugs the shit out of me.

      • Yes.
        If done in the best possible taste.

        Whatever it takes.

        But to tell you the truth Lecunt I’d make a terrible looking woman.
        Worse than Theresa May!

      • Would you be like Billy Connolly on Not the Nine O’Clock News, Mis? That’s twice I’ve referenced that show today! It was a fucking hilarious show.

      • That’s the scene I had in mind, Mis! Got confused. I love how Billy is corpsing in that scene! Poo Big Yin, has the brain-shakes, life’s not fair.

  8. I agree with much of what he says; a strong critic of transgenderism bollocks, climate change scepticism and the EU. Like Professor Miserable says, its his delivery, rude and arrogant like he is superior to everyone else.

    Douglas Murray is probably less well known but much more likeable talking about similar stuff.

    • Murray is a legend, I could listen to him all day long. One of the few folk that can shine a light on the absolute tyranny of the alphabet people without being called out as a ‘phobe. No doubt their multi-flag waving community hates him as hes obviously not the right kind of gay man being intelligent, reasonable, middle aged and white

      • Some great books from Murray Cuntfinder, I know Ruff is a fan too. If you get the time Thomas Sowell is another one worth reading or watching on YouTube . A hate figure amongst U.S liberals and progressives because he refuses to kowtow to black victimhood narratives.

  9. I don’t agree with his thoughts regarding those politicians..but then again I despise every last one of the cunts.

    Seeing as he’s willing to put the boot into the mainstream media and the woke censorship that’s rampant,plus he’s well regarded so difficult to silence I don’t think he’s a cunt.

    Perhaps he could do with a few years up north to tone down the plummy accent though..

    • He come across as a Mel Smith character in Not the Nine O’Clock News at times, like a parody of the plummy Oxbridge academic intellectual who can’t see the funny side of life becoming pure chaos as it does from epoch to epoch.

  10. What a fucking mess the World is in at the moment. The worst times since 1945. This in a modern, technologically advanced world. Leaders all over the place not fit for purpose, a weak, decrepit windbag as US President that breeds opportunists in all the wrong places. This is what a woke, leftist globalist economy brings. And they think this is the way forward? God fucking help us.

    • It actually feels more like the 1620s, Thirty Years War beginning but pre-Cromwell. Those were crazy times. The Amazon wagons took ages to come and often your Catholic neighbour wouldn’t sign for your package of new ass-beads.

  11. The IRA used to sing a song “In the Green” “The sound of a Thompson gun”

    They used to sing it to antagonise us.
    However….in the days weeks months to come, we may have our own adapted version as we march on the UK’s one time Capital

    Still, I am only an old cunt.

    • How’s that working out for the shamrock munchers? Belfast over run with efnicks and wishing they had the English back LOL Whole new meaning to getting shafted by Mrs Brown’s Nigerian Boys

  12. Another talking head who realised after being a left wing woke commie cunt for so long that he was skint so flipped sides and became a ‘moderate’ right wing chatter-box.
    He realised that if you go woke, you go broke. I guess on that note he only does what he does for money and doesn’t really believe his own drivel so therefore not only a huge money driven cunt be faker than Jordan’s Tits.

    Due to that fact I think he’s a huge bell-end and i’d like to set fire to his beard and put it out with a crowbar.
    Cunt.

  13. Little brother syndrome, he’s not 10% of his brother’s worth, I used to enjoy listening to Chris ripping someone a new arsehole, sorely missed. Peter I wouldn’t miss, watching that weasley little coward run off shitting himself when BLM chimps swung down his street was hilarious…never run from that diseased filth they’ll smell your arsehole everytime and get all excited.

    • Christopher Hitchens book on Bill Clinton, Nobody Left to Lie To, is the book that makes you consolidate all your hatred for the Clintons. I wish he wrote a book solely focused on Hillary Clinton as in the years since, Hillary has revealed herself as more of a psycho than Bill.

      I reckon we are entering a time when people turn on the vampires of the world, the Clintons and even those above the Clintons, the puppet-masters. These ‘people’ are not actually powerful, they just ego-manically feel themselves to be. Why should anyone have power over others in this world? Especially the cunts we have these days. Not exactly Charlemagne or Richard the Lionheart, are they?! LOL!

  14. I’m afraid I can’t agree with this cunting either. He’s one of the very few sane talking heads left in this age of uber-woke insanity. He’s finally managed to get himself banned from Question Time for no official reason but we all know why really. I’d lump him in with the Queen – one of the last links to the Britain I knew and loved. We’re currently witnessing the dawn of a new era which I don’t like or fit in….

      • Seems to me he needs more commitment in his voice. Believing more in what he’s saying rather than be talked down to by these wet behind the ears cunts.

      • For you lowercase african-american nonentity cunts. Here’s another woke acronym. Wrong On Knowledge Excrement. Here’s another for good measure. Weak Omnipotent Kraut Extremist. Sew a button on that cunts !

    • Yeah, we need everyone who ‘against-the-grain’ of modern bullshit that we have as a voice on the mainstream, otherwise we’ll remain in mondo retardo forever.

  15. Fat opinionated joyless knob, currently doing Putins propaganda for him on the home front.
    Funny that atheist Christopher was a far more tolerant human being than his religious brother. Well, not funny, but true.

  16. If you read some of his stuff you might be inclined to agree with him, in particular the damage cannabis does to people, the eradication of Christian British life, the demolition of heterosexual relationships especially in raising children.
    He also lived in Russia for years and warned that the constant expansion of the EU and NATO would have repercussions.

    Knob head maybe, but to my mind he is prepared to call out the destruction being done to GB.

    Plus he hates the Blair creature…!

    • “eradication of Christian British life, the demolition of heterosexual relationships especially in raising children.”
      LOL!!!

    • Ukraine had zero chance of joining NATO before it was invaded for a couple of reasons, one being that it might piss Russia off.
      Chechnya, Georgia and South Ossetia aren’t on NATO or the EUs radar either, but Russia invaded them too.
      Perhaps the toad should go back to Russia and stay there if he likes them so much.
      Nazis? More Nazis in Russia.
      Bio labs? What, like making novichok or refining polonium 234 for use as a weapon? Peter forgets stuff like this.

    • The damage cannabis does ?

      Compared to what? Cigarettes? Alcohol?

      I know it’s a tired almost clichéd argument but Cannabis is a drug with a great many positive properties and is greatly misunderstood.
      Mainly misunderstood by stale morose cunts such as Peter Hitchens.

  17. Opinionated Windbag and provocateur lacking self-awareness and empathy ….. he disgusts me.

    • “But I donate blood! Oh I am so righteous because I believe in the Hebrew god, Yahweh!”

      He can be as annoying at the people he attacks.

      • I won’t donate blood unless I get a say in who it goes too.

        I hate the idea I might of saved someone’s life I’d of preferred had died.

  18. I think you should just have it out with Hitch, Miserable. These things are best sorted rather than left to fester, I’m sure he is just a keen. Perhaps two deep thinking intellectual heavyweights are just too similar to coexist.

    • I think your right.

      He’s the type who’d like pub quizs,
      And have a half of stout and start showing off.

      I might invite him to a ‘super quiz’ at the pub I drink in?

      That plummy voice

      ‘Good evening to you innkeeper!
      Perchance do you serve a decent wine in your cellars?’

      He’d be leaving through the window..😁😃

  19. He’s usually right on most things. Called out the pandemic over reaction. Hates the Blair creature. Warned about Cameron. But seems a bit touchy over Grammar Schools and cannabis, and comes over a bit superior.

  20. He declares himself to be strongly opposed to private car ownership.
    Once a commie, always a commie.
    Don’t trust the old windbag…

  21. Relationships are strained, and all the weapons are ready and awaiting
    It is a sad world now and since the early 50s, created by the Gnomes of Zurich.
    All watch the bullshit box that has no answer, only endless streams of click bait bastards.
    It is high time that everyone says fuck off, but that day is far away and likely to remain that way.
    Nanny deep state, is the cunt, run by =============

  22. Pompous, disdainful, tedious, irrelevant old socialist bore.

    A dead ringer for Sam Eagle from The Muppets.

  23. Someone needs to stand up against the Work Of Known Egits. (woke) The african-american Cunts.

  24. Sorry Miserable, can’t agree with this cunting.
    Hitchens, although being a grumpy cunt, is our kind of cunt.
    Over the years he has expertly wielded the scalpel in a forensic analysis of the decaying state of our nation.
    He calls his journalism ‘writing the obituary of Britain’.
    His book ‘The Abolition of Britain’ spelt out the significant damage of Blairism and is a devastating read.
    Sometimes he comes across as a contrarian and insufferably smug, but he highlights the root of how and why our soceity is in terminal decline.
    In his own way he is cunting the shower of shits who have created the modern Britain that we all moan about today.
    Hitchens – the master cunter, so to speak.

  25. Was next to the Stan Lee woman in the kidney unit tonight. Apart from jabbering on her phone for fucking ages, she then plays this shit. The usual high pitched Bollywood crap, only this time it had neighing horses on it. It was like a P@k! version of Benny Hill’s ‘Ernie’. Fucking diabolical shite.

    When I asked why she doesn’t use headphones like the rest of us in there do, I was told that she ‘can’t use them’. What? Headphones? Is it another thing that is against their religion? Fucking priceless, they are. Get to fuck…👿

  26. Another cunting I can’t quite agree with. Sorry Mis’.

    He may not be the writer and wit his brother was, but he is at least principled, and I urge people on here to read his book, The Abolition of Britain.

    He comes across a lo better in print than in person.

    • His brother was a wonderful guy – he is simply a right wing cunt – and, sadly, we have far too many such people at present.

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