Lord Greaves

A fred bench cunting please, for Harold Shipman lookalike Lord Greaves, who predicts Britain on February 1st 2020 will be akin to Germany circa 1933:-

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/politics/lib-dem-peer-compares-brexit-britain-to-nazi-germany-in-lords-debate-a4334341.html

The old fuckwit say that people cried themselves to sleep after the referendum result was known! (well, perhaps Lord Adonis had a quick blub) and that people were assaulted (but only Remainers of course).

Time this group of geriatric clowns were pensioned off and their doss house closed down.

Nominated by W. C. Boggs

Christ on a bike, who opened the coffin and let this decrepit, deranged tosser back above ground?

During scrutiny of the EU Withdrawal Bill in the Lords, his Cuntship had the incredible brass neck to state that after 31st January, ‘some things may happen…which could be reminiscent of things happening in Nazi Germany in the early 1930s’. The disgraceful arsewipe then waffled on ‘there is that sentiment (what ‘sentiment’ might that be?) among a hostile minority of the population’. He knows this for a ‘fact’ because, erm, ‘people were abused in the streets’ after the 2016 referendum. Oh my God, the brownshirts will shortly be coming to a town near you!!

Abused huh? Oh really? Well you shit-for-brains cunt, ever since 2016, you, and people like you, have been relentlessly labelling ME, and people like me, as ignorant, ill-informed, bigoted, narrow-minded, inward-looking, xenophobic, and racist. We’ve been abused and patronised by the Remoan camp in parliament, the media and entertainment. You’ve talked down to us in your self-righteous ‘we know what’s best for you’ manner, and we’ve had to suck it up while you did your utmost to frustrate and deny the referendum result. Oh, ho ho fucking ho. In December 2019 we took your contempt and your sneers and rammed them where the sun don’t shine, and now you’re stewing slowly in your own juice. We’re breaking free from the choking stranglehold of a bloated Brussels plutocracy, so it’s your turn to suck it up sunshine.

As for your ludicrous assertion that people are ‘crying themselves to sleep at night’ because of Brexit, well goodness me. I’ve never heard such a piece of fucking nonsense. You couldn’t make stuff like that up. Well, unless you’re a Liberal Democrat peer in the House of Lords of course.

Don’t dodge your coffin any longer on our behalf, you senile old cunt. Close the lid on your way back in.

Nominated by Ron Knee

Tuition Fees

Tuition fees were introduced deliberately for one reason only – social cleansing.

The spawn of the rich get free further education. Privilege and influence are used to ensure the best Universities are attended; the children are then gifted jobs in politics, law and the media etc. Jobs in media are especially important as this gives them the forum to continue spouting the snowflake party line, and it grinds on.

Children from financially disadvantaged backgrounds and, let’s tell the truth, that’s white children from the industrial wastelands of the North, are disadvantaged from birth, in many cases born into poverty and knowing nothing else and this situation never changes. Leaving University tens of thousands of Pounds in debt guarantees one thing: no chance of a mortgage, an entire generation removed entirely from property ownership and the deliberate manifestation of the most nasty of things – social cleansing. That house is not for you, working class boy. Use the Housing association “Poor door” around the back – that’s your future.

What is more heinous, self defeating and damaging than to bypass the best and brightest because of social, financial and geographical discrimination? An utterly self defeating principle. How many potential scientists, doctors, lawyers and engineers who could do amazing things are being denied the opportunities for advancement the rich take for granted? What the hell is the point of wasting talent – poverty is NOT stupidity!

I am a passionate believer that education changes and improves life for all of us and am just so angry and frustrated at a system rigged permanently in favour of the rich and privileged. EDUCATION SHOULD BE BASED ON ABILITY, NOT SOCIAL AND FINANCIAL STATUS!

And the solution? (which WORKS, no Jezza unicorn land financing here) – Means test further education, that way the rich pay their fair share for little Tarquin and Jocasta, and any students unable to afford further education receive free tuition, then pay a slightly enhanced but affordable amount of Tax and National Insurance throughout a predetermined period in their working lives. The Government gets the money in to feed back into the further education system, does not have to waste a fortune trying to claw back student debt and poor students are not faced with a crippling bill right at the start of their working lives.

I have done boring financial things all my life, starting very young by running the household finances when my Father died, on to my first place at sixteen and hence onward until I was working in finance for some of the biggest Corporations in the World (and you are right fellow ISAC’ers, these Corporations are the most evil, empirical bastards humankind has ever vomited out) and I have run and tested the principle of working life contribution and guess what – it stacks up, and it works!

Anyway, random rant over and thanks for reading my musings – except to say one final thing: TUITION FEES ARE A CUNT!

Nominated by Vernon Fox

Emily Thornberry (5)

Let’s hear it one more time for this morbidly obese, desperate, middle-aged woman, on her last go-around in her attempts to curry favour with the common people (as she sees them) who could give her the leadership of the Labour party. I rather feel the old bag dropped the ball today however, since she believes “we” should continue to fund Mr & Mrs. Hewitt’s extravagent lifestyle when they leave Royalty half behind:

https://politicshome.com/news/uk/political-parties/labour-party/news/109013/emily-thornberry-says-taxpayers-should-continue

Typically for a loony Labour madam, the old bitch thinks everything should be paid for out of the public’s purse. I wonder if she would agree to give up her “expenses” and inflated salary to make a contribution to the plain and pricey couple’s desire to have the best of both worlds?

I suspect old Em realises that she is unlikely to scrape together the 22 nominations she needs by tomorrow, and hope this Royal arse-licking will not go unnoticed by the Blair clone who will take over. It’s bad enough reading Thornberry’s remarks – I had the misfortune to hear them, in her usual condescending, unctuous manner.

Fuck her (no, I’d pass on that one.)

Nominated by W. C. Boggs

Sound of 2020 (BBC Shite)

The BBC’S “Sound of 2020” deserves a cunting.

The winning act in question being Celeste. No, I’ve not heard of the cunt either!?!

This work-shy yank has a voice like the air escaping from the pinched valve of a balloon but – of course – she does tick a few boxes on the totem pole of oppression, which is far more important than musical ability.

The BBC “Sound of (insert year here)” award has a panel of independent judges who make the decision. I’m assuming they only got photos and “back stories” of the nominees this year? Mind you, what do you expect from a panel that previously selected screeching Sam “I’m non-binary, please buy my records!” Smith and the fish wife Adelephant.

Next year’s winner will no doubt be a trans who can’t sing, but who can make a catchy popping sound by squeezing a ping-pong ball out of their inverted cock cunthole!

Cunts!

Nominated by Rebel without a Cunt!

The Fourth Plinth

The fourth plinth….

‘A giant swirl of replica whipped cream topped with a cherry, a fly and a drone is set to appear in central London for the next year two years.

Heather Phillipson’s sculpture, titled THE END, will be unveiled on the Fourth Plinth in Trafalgar Square on the 26th of March.’

London of course. What the fuck has this grandiose piece of wank got to do with anything? The END? Of what exactly, or am I too thick to work it out? We have had dead fish, beds with the wet patch and dog ends all trumpeted as art and fuck knows what else. Do these cunts live on the same planet as me, or am I just a thick cunt?

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Take a look at this ever-so insightful pile of turd about this ‘art’ coming out of the mouth of some National Gallery twat – Admin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6rQFI4IRv0