Rodrigo Alves, an attention seeking, nobody cunt.

This fish-headed mongoloid has annoyed me for some time, his surgically mutated visage daily haunting me from the sidebar of shame on the rapidly sinking Daily Mail. Once known as ‘The Human Ken Doll’, which is bollocks, because a Ken doll looks far more human than this prick, he has now come out as a fucking transgender woman.

Looking like a Blackpool pier waxwork dummy of Katie Price, he now has more excuses for further plastic surgery, not that he needed any. The vacuous fuck changed his nose more often than I change my socks and he’s one of the many cunts addicted to cosmetic surgery who prove that it just makes you look ugly, retarded, inhuman, and sad.

Damn him for being the no talent freak show that he is, damn the fucking Daily Mail for giving him the oxygen of publicity, and damn me for reading the fucking Daily Mail.

Nominated by Gutstick Japseye

Shami Chakrabarti…That useless human rights cunt, who Magic Grandpa put in the House of Lords because…well…ok, I don’t know why. But she’s a cunt. And a humourless cunt at that.

Last night (Thursday 16th January), I watched Question Time for the first time in years. I didn’t watch it because she was on, I watched it because Laurence Fox was on. Now I’ll admit that, him being an actor, I assumed he was a woke, far left luvvie type. However, a couple of days ago, I saw him do an interview on some obscure YouTube channel, and he came across as being quite down to Earth. Well, last night, I found a new respect for him. That guy does NOT give a fuck about wokeness or luvviedom.

Shagafatti was sat next to him, and what a sour faced cunt she was. First, he was asked about climate change and his carbon footprint. His response was, “Well, as an actor I have a huge carbon footprint. But I make up for it by preaching to everyone else about theirs”. Then he was asked about who he thought should replace Corbyn as Labour leader, and this is where Shagafatti showed us once again what humourless, woke cunts the left are. Bruce asked him who should replace Corbyn, and his first words (which raised a chuckle from the audience) were, “Magic Grandpa? Hmm”. Shagafatti’s response to that? A very sarcastic, “Oh, THAT’S original”. Fuck off and suck a dick Chuka, Laurence clearly understands humour. Then he committed what, to a swivel eyed feminazi, is the ultimate sin. He didn’t name one of the female candidates. I know, right? Unforgivable. But Laurence thought Keir Starmer should replace him, because he thought Starmer would be better able to stand up to Boris. Personally, I doubt it, but he’s entitled to his opinion. And I got the impression that Laurence is not a Labour supporter. His answer immediately triggered Chakrafarti, who responded with, “Huh, so none of the FOUR women would be good enough”? Yes, Shami Shagafatti, Laurence wasn’t giving his honest opinion, he was being a toxic, white, male, far right, misogynist, bigoted racist.

I have to admit, if I’d been him, I would have hit her with a sarcasm bomb. “Yes Shami. That’s right. Wammin should leave politics, business and everything else alone and stick to what they’re good at – living in the kitchen, making sammiches for us men”. He was more restrained, simply saying, “it has NOTHING to do with gender. Jeepers Creepers, (I suspect he wanted to say something stronger)”. And several of the other panel members jumped on her for that bullshit too. I would also have pointed out that, although all the candidates were equally useless, they at least were elected to their parliamentary positions. In a democratic election. I don’t remember EVER voting to put someone in the House of Lords. Certainly not BARONESS Shami Shagafatti. Fox was highly entertaining on QT last night, and clearly not a lefty luvvie. Which means it’ll be a while before he’s invited back on. Shagafatti was highly annoying, and clearly there to be the token twat. I’m not going to talk about her own answers to the questions she was asked. It was the usual woke, leftist cuntishness.

I remember Shagafatti being an annoying, self-important cunt when she was the head of that human rights organisation. Being in the Lords has made her even more self-important. And definitely even more of a cunt.

Nominated by Quick Draw McGraw

The BMJ and stating the bleeding obvious. From some wide ranging research:-

‘Women can gain ten and men seven years of life free of cancer, heart problems and Type-2 diabetes from a healthy lifestyle, a study in the BMJ suggests.

They must exercise regularly, drink in moderation only, have a healthy weight, good diet and not smoke’

Well fuck me sideways, whodathunkit?

I assumed fifty tabs and a gallon of super strength cider a day, watching Jeremy Kyle surrounded by fast food was the secret to a long and healthy life. Thank heavens this extensive, and expensive research programme has put me right.

Just taking my bear out for a crap. Now, where shall we go?

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble

A fred bench cunting please, for Harold Shipman lookalike Lord Greaves, who predicts Britain on February 1st 2020 will be akin to Germany circa 1933:-

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/politics/lib-dem-peer-compares-brexit-britain-to-nazi-germany-in-lords-debate-a4334341.html

The old fuckwit say that people cried themselves to sleep after the referendum result was known! (well, perhaps Lord Adonis had a quick blub) and that people were assaulted (but only Remainers of course).

Time this group of geriatric clowns were pensioned off and their doss house closed down.

Nominated by W. C. Boggs

Christ on a bike, who opened the coffin and let this decrepit, deranged tosser back above ground?

During scrutiny of the EU Withdrawal Bill in the Lords, his Cuntship had the incredible brass neck to state that after 31st January, ‘some things may happen…which could be reminiscent of things happening in Nazi Germany in the early 1930s’. The disgraceful arsewipe then waffled on ‘there is that sentiment (what ‘sentiment’ might that be?) among a hostile minority of the population’. He knows this for a ‘fact’ because, erm, ‘people were abused in the streets’ after the 2016 referendum. Oh my God, the brownshirts will shortly be coming to a town near you!!

Abused huh? Oh really? Well you shit-for-brains cunt, ever since 2016, you, and people like you, have been relentlessly labelling ME, and people like me, as ignorant, ill-informed, bigoted, narrow-minded, inward-looking, xenophobic, and racist. We’ve been abused and patronised by the Remoan camp in parliament, the media and entertainment. You’ve talked down to us in your self-righteous ‘we know what’s best for you’ manner, and we’ve had to suck it up while you did your utmost to frustrate and deny the referendum result. Oh, ho ho fucking ho. In December 2019 we took your contempt and your sneers and rammed them where the sun don’t shine, and now you’re stewing slowly in your own juice. We’re breaking free from the choking stranglehold of a bloated Brussels plutocracy, so it’s your turn to suck it up sunshine.

As for your ludicrous assertion that people are ‘crying themselves to sleep at night’ because of Brexit, well goodness me. I’ve never heard such a piece of fucking nonsense. You couldn’t make stuff like that up. Well, unless you’re a Liberal Democrat peer in the House of Lords of course.

Don’t dodge your coffin any longer on our behalf, you senile old cunt. Close the lid on your way back in.

Nominated by Ron Knee

Tuition fees were introduced deliberately for one reason only – social cleansing.

The spawn of the rich get free further education. Privilege and influence are used to ensure the best Universities are attended; the children are then gifted jobs in politics, law and the media etc. Jobs in media are especially important as this gives them the forum to continue spouting the snowflake party line, and it grinds on.

Children from financially disadvantaged backgrounds and, let’s tell the truth, that’s white children from the industrial wastelands of the North, are disadvantaged from birth, in many cases born into poverty and knowing nothing else and this situation never changes. Leaving University tens of thousands of Pounds in debt guarantees one thing: no chance of a mortgage, an entire generation removed entirely from property ownership and the deliberate manifestation of the most nasty of things – social cleansing. That house is not for you, working class boy. Use the Housing association “Poor door” around the back – that’s your future.

What is more heinous, self defeating and damaging than to bypass the best and brightest because of social, financial and geographical discrimination? An utterly self defeating principle. How many potential scientists, doctors, lawyers and engineers who could do amazing things are being denied the opportunities for advancement the rich take for granted? What the hell is the point of wasting talent – poverty is NOT stupidity!

I am a passionate believer that education changes and improves life for all of us and am just so angry and frustrated at a system rigged permanently in favour of the rich and privileged. EDUCATION SHOULD BE BASED ON ABILITY, NOT SOCIAL AND FINANCIAL STATUS!

And the solution? (which WORKS, no Jezza unicorn land financing here) – Means test further education, that way the rich pay their fair share for little Tarquin and Jocasta, and any students unable to afford further education receive free tuition, then pay a slightly enhanced but affordable amount of Tax and National Insurance throughout a predetermined period in their working lives. The Government gets the money in to feed back into the further education system, does not have to waste a fortune trying to claw back student debt and poor students are not faced with a crippling bill right at the start of their working lives.

I have done boring financial things all my life, starting very young by running the household finances when my Father died, on to my first place at sixteen and hence onward until I was working in finance for some of the biggest Corporations in the World (and you are right fellow ISAC’ers, these Corporations are the most evil, empirical bastards humankind has ever vomited out) and I have run and tested the principle of working life contribution and guess what – it stacks up, and it works!

Anyway, random rant over and thanks for reading my musings – except to say one final thing: TUITION FEES ARE A CUNT!

Nominated by Vernon Fox