KEIR’S QWEERS:
Let’s hear it please with jazz hands and a rousing rendition of “If I Ruled The World” for the complete shadow cabinet of Duchess arounf town Kweer Charmer. I popped into that bastion of wishful thinking and camp self importance Labour List, the other day, and there in black and white (and red) is the full list of the has-beens and never were’s of the Labour party post Anthony:
https://labourlist.org/2020/04/shadow-ministers-appointed-as-starmer-completes-frontbench/
Notice, in addition to the amount of Parking Stanley’s and dark keys in minor roles, the number of fruity gentleman that populate the list: the ridiculous Russell-Moyle (“I’ve got the virus duckie and I am going to scream about it”), Kyle from the other bastion of buggery in Brighton (he’s doing “youth victims”, ooh get you dear!) Streeting, a few lesbian ladies, some of them closetted,
There are a few favours repaid – nods to old fuckers who constituted the class of 97 – Neil’s son, for example, little Stephen, who will be occupied with Asia. The notorious failures – Pat McFadden and Ed Miliband. Retreads like Rachel Reeves, Toby Perkins, and Kerry McCarthy (she has Green transport and aviation. If she is that green she shouldn’t be flying and I assume she thinks Green transport is the Green Line mummy used to take her on when she was a girl). Falconer is still embalmed in the HOL. A dreary list of mincers, benders, placemen and total crawlers , the effette would-be sons of toil with names like Toby, Fabian and Tulip.
As BSM Williams would have said “I have never seen a more blatant display of poofery in my life”
It will be noted that every appointee is a firm remainer/people’s choice agitator.
Every cloud has a silver lining and I suppose we should give a half-hearted round of applause for the omission of the dreadful Dawn Butler creature, Yvette Cooper and Hilary Mary-Ann Benn .
Just one thought: where is former BBC iron Ben Bradshaw? – perhaps he is in charge of the paperclips and butt plugs.
Nominated by W. C. Boggs
