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A goodness gracious me curry and chips cunting please for the whacky Pak! Mayor of London, who feels that Brexit should be postponed till the EU recover from “the virus”.

Just another trick, another excuse, from this slimy little chancer on behalf of his remoaner pals. No doubt a first lick of the arse for Dame Kweer to remind him he is still around and looking for his first gig outside London when the fuckwits time is up there.

Our own Prime minister had the virus and is ready to proceed so why are the pansies in Europe needing extra time.

Khan wants everyone in London to where masks. Make this cunt wear one and seal his gob up before applying it.

Nominated by W. C. Boggs

“Good afternoon. This is IsAC’s political correspondent Ron Knee speaking. I’m, er, delighted to say that today, I’ve been granted the privilege of an interview with the Mayor of London, Mr Sadiq Khunt, to discuss his latest comments on Brexit. No hand shakes, of course! Good afternoon, Mr Khunt”.

‘Actually the name’s Khan, James Khan. *Ha! ha!* that’s just my little joke…’.

“I see. Apologies, Mr Khan”.

‘I’m one of eight children, you know. My father was a bus driver’.

“That’s *ahem* fascinating. I’m sure that not a lot of people know that. Anyway, I see that once again, you’re arguing that the government must ask the EU for an extension to the Brexit transition period”.

‘Absolutely. It’s vital that we all focus our energies on the fight against Coronavirus. That the government won’t beg Brussels for an extension at this time of great uncertainty beggars belief’.

“But David Frost, the UK’s chief negotiator, has just reiterated that the government will not ask to extend the transition period beyond 31st December, and will also say no in the event of a request from Brussels. How many times do you and your fellow Remainers need to hear this?”.

‘I repeat, this beggars belief. It’s just creating more uncertainty at a time when the EU will need to focus on rebuilding as the outbreak subsides. The government is putting dogma before national interest’.

“So let me be absolutely clear. I can well see how an extension would be in the EU’s interest. But you actually think that an extension would be in the UK’s national interest, even though it drags out the negotiations, keeps us tied to the EU as a rule-taker with no input, and will of course lead to demands from the EU for yet more billions to fund its recovery? Billions that we desperately need to spend at home”.

‘Er, um, ah. Well, we need to put political ideology aside, show solidarity and share the pain. We must take the pragmatic route of seeking an extension’.

“That means ignoring the will of the people in 2016 and 2019, which showed that the people want this done. Let’s be frank about this. You talk about rejecting dogma for pragmatism, but what this really means is that you want to impose YOUR dogma instead. This is the dogma of the terminal Remainer, looking for any last ditch means to keep us locked into the EU. Many would say that you should stick to the day job, and focus on the task of running London instead of trying to be a man here on the inside for Brussels”.

‘Um, ah, er… my father was a bus driver you know…’.

“Yes thank you Mr Khan *sigh*. This is Ron Knee, for IsAC, returning you to the studio”.

Nominated by Ron Knee

Nancy Pelosi

This Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS) victim has been at it again today. Tango Man has today suspended funding to the WHO due to their careless and frankly, reckless attitude towards the China Virus. Now, Trumpy’s reaction to the virus has been shite too, let’s have it right. And there may be a little bit of ‘deflection’ going on here.

However, this deranged, obsessed harridan has been at it again and said that ‘We need to trust the scientists. Now more than ever we need the truth!’

Well, Sugartits, the truth is that the so-called scientists at the WHO, led by a corrupt Ethiopian who won his position by promising the many non-white members of the WHO promotions if they voted for him, (think FIFA) said, as the outbreak started to get out of control, that we should :

1. Not stop people travelling internationally.
2. Not stop the Chinese from travelling internationally, particularly the millions that did over Chinese New Year, when the virus was peaking in China.
3. Not wear face masks. That they wouldn’t help. This is now proving to be a monumental error. Practically unlawful killing by the WHO to advise such a thing. The South Koreans, with a climate as cold as ours (even colder than ours when their outbreak hit), wisely scoffed at the WHO’s advice and told everyone to wear a mask (and made them available). The result? It’s practically gone from their country now. The WHO’s main reason for existing is to deal with events like this. They are compensated well to deal with such events. They had one fucking job when this virus started. Advise the world what they should do. They did a fucking terrible job. I honestly believe they want locking up for unlawful killing.

They also pretended not to hear questions that put China in a bad light at an international conference. They also sucked up to China and said that they acted well in this crisis (Trump did this to, to be fair!), despite the obvious cover up and refusing to take any blame.

Although they have criticised China for reopening their wet markets in Wuhan this week (incredible!), they have stopped short of condemning their actions and demanding they cease with such practices, with the threat of banning their membership.

These are the scientists that this deranged harridan wants to listen to, by the way.

They are up to their necks in corruption from licking China’s arse and the arses of other corrupt global organisations. Well Nancy, we’re onto these organisations now. They’re corrupt and negligent. And their ‘scientists’ have proved to be utterly useless and corrupt. Perhaps it’s time she put her Donald Trump voodoo doll down for five seconds and thought what’s best for her country and the rest of the planet, instead of what’s best for her bruised ego, after Trump handed her arse to her at the ‘impeachment’ attempt.

Like I said in an earlier post, Trumpy may be a cunt, but TDS is a dangerous disease.

Fuck this cheesy-cunted old witch!

Nominated by Cuntybollocks

ENTITLED HOLIDAYMAKERS:

A ever-so-Easy-Jet cunting, with full Ryanair service please for the jerks who fuck off to India or other far flung shitholes and then complain when there is a hitch:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-52292528

The BBC in full “You & Yours” (*) Mode loves these stories. We have some old cunt in this story who fucked off for two months to India and thinks the FCO is incompetent. Perhaps he is the incompetent one for choosing such a rat hole to take an extended holiday in – I wonder how many attacks of the shits you can get in 8 weeks?

On Monday evening the BBC TV London area Local news ran a story about some old hag who fucked off to Gambia for a “family wedding” and was bleating that she wanted to come home. It just happened this particular old tart had intervened during the LOndon riots and thought she was owed a favour.

Anyone who goes on holiday to hellholes at any time is an up-their-own arse fuckwit. To do so when they knew that there was a very serious virus abroad is an extra big fuckwit.

(* Y & Y – a weekday Wireless 4 series where the stupid, the gullible, the greedy or the just fucking unbelievable complain when their schemes go tits-up and they are looking for compensation)

Nominated by W. C. Boggs

Tellyland in a Time of Pestilence

What did Sting sing? ‘I’ve lost my belief of the people on TV’. Same here. All the mystique has been stripped away. There they are all cooped up in their homes, not at some studio desk or outside some important building. No, at home their talking faces filling the whole screen – some looking rather dishevelled I’ve got to say. I am thinking Stig Abel the editor of the TLS no less; bearded, bleary-eyed, in an old shirt, Stig of the Dump more like. And Laura has lost her lustre somehow. She’s looking unkempt with her hair dank her clothes looking unironed. Everyone’s looking rough. People are becoming not bothered about their apperarance. When appearance was everything. Andrew Pearce who had a bad bout of C19 was looking particularly rough a few times. A little better last night. And they’re all (the commentators) getting a bit short with their answers/ responses too. I noticed. Mathew Parris (paper review Sky) gave short 30 second answers. You could tell he was irritable. Sick to death of the whole thing. Sick to death of the confinement, sick to death of the subject of Covid,. The poor ‘chattering classes’ are suffering like the rest of us cunters. Because even though they’re got their huge shelves of books behind them to show how educated they are they are feeling the strain of confinement, they’re suffering the same chronic boredom. Poor things.

Nominated by Miles Plastic