China

I would guess that the cunt of the year for 2020 could well turn out to be an entire fucking country. China.

Not only did these cunts destroy the world as we know it with this fucking fucking disease, they refuse to take any blame and even tried to cover up the spread so they could travel the world during their new year celebrations. ‘Fuck everyone else, I want my jolly’, they seemed to say.

If that wasn’t enough, get this. Deep breath…

…the cunts are reopening their wet markets in fucking Wuhan this week.

What the actual fucketty fuck. This is not some right wing conspiracy either. Here’s a link to the libtarded Independent as proof.

Speechless. Fucking speechless.

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/coronavirus-china-cases-deaths-who-wet-market-wuhan-a9462286.html

Nominated by Cuntybollocks

Incessant never ending intrusive pain in the arse gambling advertising.

Dave has been treated fairly by Shirtoffyaback Entertainment, so he won’t be losing his job, house, every possession and friend he ever had and be found swinging from a tree – not yet anyway, just rinse him clean first.

Ooooh look – it’s Gabby and Scabby just having a little bit of entertaining fun with the great social scene as they p*ss their child support away, but awww look at Mittens the cat.
And here’s Harry Redknapp, one of the richest men in the country – but kind enough to personally contact Kev and Wayne to push them into spunking away the shopping money just by firing up the mobile phone, and big ‘ard Cockney guvnor Ray Winston scraping up anyone Mittens and Harry have missed – good one lads!

It’s just a bit of fun you see, and when the fun stops of course every gambler stops gambling immediately – you won’t see them hoofing the rent money on the roulette games..
The ads are never ending – television, radio, online – but what they don’t show is the poor f*ckers living on the street, the destitution and misery gambling addiction causes and the lives it ruins and in some cases takes.

An addiction tax on the poor – and until I see Jacob Rees-Mogg at the bookies with a tab hanging out of his mouth, the racing post and his last fiver (the rich don’t tend to gamble you see – they leave that to the working claaars oiks) I will be of the opinion that incessant never ending intrusive pain in the arse gambling advertisements are CUNTS!

Nominated by Vernon Fox

‘Sir’ Lenny Henry is a monumental cunt.

Now, we know this cunt of old. But his recent griefjacking over the death of the late Eddie Large was both hypocritical and cringeworthy. On social media (where fucking else?) Henry paid ‘tribute’ to Large by gushing about when he was on the bill with Little and Large some time in the late 70s. Henry’s over the top fawning was pretty sickly, saying he ‘had never heard laughter like it’ when referring to Little and Large’s live act.

First of all, it’s bollocks and totally over the top theatrics. Syd and Eddie were not that good. Little would try to do some songs and Large would interrupt him by doing impressions of Cliff Richard and the like. It was not Hicks, Pryor or Don Rickles in their prime.

Then there’s Henry’s anti-70s and pro PC bullshit. For years this cunt has dumbed down and slagged off 70s comedy, saying things like Rising Damp was racist (when it actually wasn’t) and other wankbabble that wokefalkes and Grauniad readers want to hear.

So – whatever their act was like – surely Supersonic and Eddie fall into that 70s ‘un-PC’ category? Well, unless there are griefjacking points on social media to be scored….

Of course it’s a a shame about Eddie and how he went, but ‘Sir’ Lenny is a cunt.

Nominated by Norman

A joint cunting for the phrase “covidiots” and the Daily fucking Mail.

I don’t know which shitty tabloid coined this phrase, but the former right wing, anti police state newspaper has suddenly got a big hard-on for a police state, with their turd photographers hiding in bushes, taking pictures of people buying tat from “The Range” or being on a beach nowhere near any other bugger then publishing these pictures without permission and labelling these clearly identifiable people as “covidiots”. Fuck the Daily Mail and it’s poncey new editor.

Also, many of the story comments (running into the thousands) state a clear desire to have an Orwellian jackboot stamping on our collective faces from now on, so fuck some of their readers too. Unless the comments are paid for shill accounts.
Also rather worrying. The spinelessness of some of the people in this country never fails to amaze me.

Nominated by Thomas the Cunt Engine

and an opposing view……

Covidiots. What an apt coining of a phrase for the total and absolute cunts that think the lockdown only applies to other people.

Take my neighbours. Please! Take them and shoot them. Like the couple down the road who take a 6 mile 3 hour walk every day. When questioned I was informed that he ‘knew more than anyone else down our road about coronoviral-shit because of the job he used to have’. The fucking arrogant tosser went on to explain that the rules meant it was OK to do this ‘if it formed part of your daily routine’. What the fuck does he think the expression lockdown means then?

Then there’s my neighbour’s daughter who goes out three times a day in her car so she can visit her mates who she picks up, brings home and then gives them a lift home again later.

Or the one who buggered off last weekend in his camper van for a couple of days.

Yes covidiots sums these fuckers up perfectly. The fuckers deserve to catch it. Trouble is that in doing so they’ll infect other innocent people who are actually observing the rules.

Covidiots? Maybe. Fucking cunts? Definitely…

Nominated by Dioclese

Despicables
As we all know, there are plenty of oddballs out and about at the best of times. For instance there are the eccentrics; those who collect in-flight sick bags or navel hair (yes, really), or those who tattoo vehicles or delight in rolling mud into balls (yes, really). As I say, eccentric, and essentially harmless. Then there are those unfortunates, most of whom have mental health issues, who wander about muttering to themselves and swatting away imaginary flies, or stand in the middle of the road raging at the traffic. Sad and lonely individuals, but again, harmless for the most part.
Then there’s a whole other category of strange and sinister people, who seem to come crawling out from under their stones at times like these, seemingly intent on adding to anxiety and panic. I’ve taken to referring to these loathsome cunts as ‘the Despicables’.
There are a lot of these dregs about, and not just in our own fair land. Such as George Falcone, a New Jersey man charged with a terroristic act after intentionally coughing on a supermarket employee and telling her that he had Coronavirus. Or the two lunatics who drank from bottles in a Singapore supermarket, then boasted online about ‘passing on the Wuhan flu’.
Needless to say we don’t have to look very far afield to find examples of such disgusting behaviour; there’s plenty of it on our own doorsteps. Take the case of a certain Benjamin Evans from Wales, a drug dealer who pleaded guilty to pushing cocaine while wearing a high-visability jacket and pretending to be an emergency services worker to beat the lock-down. What about the delightful Miz. Joel Martinique Hall (again from the Land of Song), arrested and charged with 11 offences, including biting and spitting at an emergency services worker and yelling that she had Coronavrus? Then there’s absolute charmer Bevan Burke, who spat at a man in a Brum post office after an altercation, shouting ‘I’ve got Coronavirus and now you’ve got it’. The 22-year-old thug was later arrested, and began coughing and blowing on officers, shouting ‘I’ve got the virus and now you have. I hope you and your families die’. How about… well the list just goes on. Turn on the news and the stories roll in about these revolting nutters.
What is it with these shitweasels? Is there something in the water, is the warmer weather bringing them out, or what? That they’re anti-social and sociopathic goes without saying, but I’d say there’s more to it than that. These are vicious, malignant low-lifes who see our current situation as an opportunity to be exploited for criminal gain, or who have fastened on to the idea of using Coronavirus as a weapon to frighten and intimidate others. In my view this is nothing less than downright evil at work.
The world’s a dangerous enough place right now without these worthless cretins adding to the misery. Most likely those caught will end up in the slammer, but whatever time they serve, it won’t be enough. If it was left to me, the cunts would end up as fish food. Despicables, one and all.

Nominated by Ron Knee

Hope you don’t mind Ron, but I’d like to include this guy:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.euroweeklynews.com/2020/04/06/watch-royal-mail-postman-caught-wiping-saliva-all-over-pensioners-door-handle/amp/

He was put forward as a nomination which was little more than a one liner, but fits very well into your ‘despicables’ category.
Regards,
Admin