Liverpool’s Mayor
I had a bet with myself about the first city to use the virus to demand extra money . Liverpool was my choice and I won! Joe Anderson (the mayor who could be mistaken for a Big Issue seller) says that the £44,000,000 they have been promised is not enough; another £34,000,000 is needed. That is as maybe; stop being a victim, think about what your city can do for the rest of us.
Nominated by Guzziguy
ALAN HARPER:
Oh dear…. a more in sorrow than in anger cunting please for Mr Harper who has reached the age of 76 still believing that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. Ageing would-be-next press sensation Mr. H is walking round his garden……. Captain Tom (Happy 100th birthday by the way)… a Poundland imitation of the Captain. A charity single with fellow OAP Madonna….Read it yourselves, I haven’t the heart or stomach to go on with this. Fuck off……
Granddad is raising money for charity by walking around his garden dressed as a gnome
Nominated by W. C. Boggs
Blighty,
What a pathetic excuse of an island the UK has turned out to be, I live in Australia, and by all accounts I am Australian but still hold citizenship to the UK, though I am in my 40’s and moved here when i was 11.
To be clear, i love the UK and the non woke, white people within it. But, seriously
What a fucken shit cunt of a shithole of an island it turned out to be. Please stay with me while i list the fucken pathetic shitness of the place.
effnicks
mudslimes
blacks
gooks (and the virus they rode in on)
The two fish (Sturgeon and Salmond)
remoaners
remoaners (they deserve a double cunting)
the politicians who allowed this to happen and worst of all…….
The fucking people who allowed the politicians to allow this to happen.
I read my guinea pig this list and even it wanted to kill itself.
We have some fucking woke shit here too, but not even close to the same level you cunts have over there. You cunts are on another planet.
Long time reader, first time poster, plus i’m drunk. This is honestly my most favoured site on the whole internet and the best of British.
Nominated by UpsideDownCunt
A full blown Media cunting for the the word ‘Clarity’
Or to be more accurate, the lack of it, the latest buzz word being thrown around by the media and opposition parties, it’s one of those words which has a resonance that the media and politicians love.
The media have grabbed the current crisis by the scruff of the neck, given it a fucking good wringing and forgotten the actual situation.
It is Clear that Schools have been closed except for kids of essential workers, the list of essential workers were published.
There is also a Clear list of businesses that were forced to close.
Other businesses have been left to make their own decisions, work from home or go to work were possible.
Nothing relating to working has effectively changed.
It seems Clear to me, where is the lack of Clarity!!
CUNTS.
Nominated by Sick of it
That nom about ‘Wasps’ has got me thinking. I woud hate to be a wasp. Or any insect. Then it occurred to me there are millions upon millions of people who DO believe that we humans can turn into insects.
It is a central belief in Hinduism, Buddhism. If you don’t act well and ‘gain merit’ in this life you run the risk of being reincarnated into a lower form of life. You could end up as a cockroach!.
But I have nothing in common with a cockroach. I dont know about a cockroachy carry on. I am unfamiliar with cockroach culture. I know they live under fridges in Kebab shops but what is that to do with me?
Remember the belief is that you, yes you, dear Cunter are in the body of a cockroach. You still have the same consciousness, the same personality, your memories are the same. But you’re a cockroach now. It’s a horrible idea.
Gregor Samsa in Kafka’s ‘The Metamorphosis’ finds himself turned into a huge insect one morning waking up. The insect is not stipulated. The whole book is just one long description if him coming to terms with his metamorphosis. What makes it so disturbing is that it is Gregor Samsa as an insect.
Kind of a trendy religion Buddhism isn’t it? The Western converts are usually a bit precious, a bit superior I find. There is one Cunter on here fits that bill perfectly. He wouldn’t ‘hurt a fly’. I might take the opportunity the next time he posts in that vein to challenge him–‘you wouldn’t hurt a fly; is that because you’re worried about turning into one?’.
Yes because that’s what’s never mentioned at dinner parties when Buddhism is discussed. Its all about ‘meditation’ and ’emptying your mind’. But reincarnation is just a central part of Buddhist belief as Hindu belief. A constant cycle of death and rebirth until you escape by reaching Nirvana.
You know we a have a ding dong on here about religion but I think we could all agree that this belief system is very strange.
Really for me Eastern religion is so alien to us in England.
To end controversially (as is my wont) but yes with our Christian heritage we are actually closer (in belief not culture) to Islam. They believe in one God. They believe when you die you either go to heaven or hell. They believe in a final judgement.
I prefer (just) that belief to those Eastern religions like Buddhism and Hinduism with reincarnation at they heart.
But of course Christianity is our natural home.
Nominated by Miles Plastic