Care Homes

Yes this Coronavirus has got me thinking about them.
We had a fight within the family about putting my mother into one. She died at home but she would go to a care home for periods of ‘respite’ care. That was the compromise.
No matter how professional the staff are, how accessible the conveniences, how comfortable the rooms there is that ‘institutional’ feel about them. When I would visit I would always find her sat depressed. I’m not saying she was much happier at home (she had many medical issues) but at least she could be gloomy at home.
We chuck our elderly into ‘Homes’ don’t we? Let’s be honest, we want rid. I mean rid of them in our homes. They have internalised this and ‘don’t want to be a burden’ and ‘it would be better all round’ if they go along with it. And they do. But are they happy?
I mean forced community activies. Singing old songs. The television blaring. Bingo.
You know in China, Asia this attitude to the elderly is an absolute anathema. They esteem their elderly as cherished members of the family at the centre of the family home.
We revere Captain Tom (now Colonel Tom) but he is lucky to still live in his own home. Imagine wouid we have such a cheery character if they lived in An Old Peoples Home? I doubt it.
An Old People’s Home. The very sound of it is humungously depressing.
Lots of investigations its got to be said showing abuse in these Homes.
The staff have of course a ‘vocation’. Convenient word that to pay them very little.
So poorly paid staff, lack of PPE…and this virus ‘running wild’. They would have been safer in a family home.

Nominated by Miles Plastic

Pritti Patel is a cunt, isn’t she.

“Crackdown on illegal immigrants… blah blah…stronger measures…blah blah….tougher security…blah blah blah…”

They’re swarming in via boats and it’s not even Summer yet. Escorted in, processed, not checked for Chinky Flu, housed, fed, and given benefits, phones, ipads. What signal does this send out: “Make an attempt, you’ll be welcome.” We might as well put this up on a flashing neon sign in Calais.

Yes, yes, Pritti, cheeky smile, voluptuous, slaps on the lip-gloss… but is she doing her job? Over 500 assiduous immigrants just since the lockdown began. They’ll be distributed throughout the country so expect to see them walking down your road soon.

We are told every year this will be dealt with and sorted. Every successive Home Secretary churns out the lies disguised as tough talk. Either return them to France or use gunboats. Even if it wasn’t going to be the most economically precarious time, these potentially rampacious cunts shouldn’t be arriving to further bleed the system.

On a personal note, Patel has ballooned in the past couple of years and consequently would no longer receive a magnanimous blast of man-yoghurt. Nonetheless, what concerns me more than the increasingly Flabbot-like arse is the Flabbot-like lack of action. She’s wearing her trousers fat, but the public’s patience is wearing thin.

Nominated by Captain Magnanimous

Corona virus crafting.
To give you an idea what this is, this where you pick up your old shit and make something out of it, its that WWII spirit you keep hearing about.
Sister in law dropped off a very tasteful camouflage face mask for me, I didn’t want to break her heart and tell her I had a proper Bio hazard full face one.
Any way I have been crafting, doing all the little odd jobs round the house in the garden whit bits of shit from the shed, I made a bird feeding station from the old dog 3 bowl feeder, fitted locks to gates, re jigged various things with existing shit.
Mrs B has bigged me up with her sisters and sent glowing reports to them on my crafting abilities.
To the extent that I have received order for a bird house and a picture stand…..
No Idea what I am going to make these things from but if that is the way forward I will make a cold frame for the MRS, good bye dinning table and shower door but I am sure she will be happy.

Nominated by lord benny

“R”

Yes, I’d like to cunt a single letter, possibly for the first time that a single letter has been cunted on IsAC.
Yeh, yeh, yeh, we’ve all grasped what it means, as MSM has been continually ramming home the message, particularly in the evening on the Coronavirus updates.
It is the rate of the spread of the virus – 1 meaning that every carrier is spreading it to one other person, 2 meaning that each carrier is spreading to two others etc.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it’s a pretty easy concept to grasp.
What is pathetic, however, is that not one question from useless journalists has asked “ We know that you say “R” is 0.9 but how are you actually measuring it on the ground?
I’ll bet there’s not one single ‘expert’ and certainly not a politician who could give a good answer to this. The only way you could do this is to actually be carrying out extensive testing and tracing at the time and this country is certainly not doing either. And yet this magical figure will be driving our future strategy in the future. What a fuckin’ debacle this whole thing has become.
Fuck you ‘R’

Nominated by Bertie Blunt Tory Cunt

I would like to cunt out of control kids, i know its Corona virus conditions and kids get bored, but my neighbors kids really are cunts kid 1 isnt playing with a full deck, he has screaming fits and smashes up the house, calls his parents names and has to have a trampoline to burn off energy, why this pisses me off, all you hear is banging on the walls if your inside and when your watching telly you can see the little cunt out of the corner of your eye bouncing up and down on his trampoline non stop, to add insult to injery the have dyed the top of the fuckers hair so now he looks like a fucking Duracell battery and goes nine times longer than normal kids, if it wasnt for the snowflake mum i reckon the dad would have rung his fucking neck by now i know i would have, kid 2 has the most high pitch annoying voice you have ever heard its like finger nails on a blackboard to me, on top of that its a constant case of chucking footballs,frizbies,flip flops and various othe crap back over the fence, and then banging my car with bikes….for any fucker thinking of having kids need to watch mad Pablo and high pitch Pedro for half an hour and you will soon be reaching for the condoms…..

Nominated by Fuglyucker