Richard Osman

I’ve watched a few episodes of the shit show that is ‘Pointless’ whilst being furloughed from work for a few weeks due to the Kung Flu thing that’s going on at present. This cunt and his fucking mate Armstrong have to be the most irritating pair of cunts on tv. I can only assume they named the show Pointless in their honour as it perfectly describes their humour, existence and the show itself.

Fuck them…

Nominated by Laughing Gravy

I nominate the uk tv show Faking It; tears of a crime
why is it every fucking episode there is full of smug so called intellectuals that take the credit for solving the crimes?
Every episode there seems to be a smug almost angelic person who seems to knew there were right all along.
Be it a shrug of the shoulder, a natural change in face or even so much as breathing a certain way.
These cunts seem to have the answer to everything crime ridden going.
So basically you might as well take some spice when committing a murder or crime, because you wouldn’t have a choice to look like a statue.
Fuck you.

Nominated by Barney

Fear

You and I, fellow cunters, along with all the other “just numbers” on this planet, are required, by the Globalists / NWO / Governments / Establishment / Call The Cunts What You Will, to live our lives in perpetual fear. We always have been.

When my Mum was little, the fear was Pneumonia (still is, actually, with CV19), then Smallpox. When I grew up in the 1970s, it was Rabies, then Nuclear War between USA and USSR, then AIDS, then Ebola. More recently it’s been Global Warming, then Leaving the EU, then Climate Change and now Coronavirus.
It’s a control mechanism for the insignificant, contemptible, little people.

Religion has always worked the same way – As long as you’re shitting your pants about not getting into their fabled “heaven”, you are controllable.

I’m getting thoroughly sick of being obliged to shit myself – even if bog paper is once again available and my arse is getting red-raw from constant wiping…

Nominated by Cunt Reviled

“…pay more taxes?…”

I was spying on facebook and found this where two tarts are discussing extending the lockdown…..

Sarah…. It’s only 3 weeks – it’s not that long and at least you can stay as safe as possible.
Felicity…. Rather not be stuck in house for another 3 weeks ?

Sarah…. I know – it’s a bummer, but at least we can get outside in the garden and get some sun and fresh air. Plus we have wine.

Too many people think that this lockdown is some kind of paid holiday from which they will emerge to pick up where they left off. They fail to appreciate the huge economic damage being caused to the Country but will be first to whine when taxes are doubled while services are cut to the bone.

We now have some Ministers saying that lockdown must be maintained while others say that businesses should start to reopen….and even have the gall to suggest that some businesses should never have closed in the first place….considering the job they and the Police did of terrifying 99% of the population,did they really think that businesses would take the risk?

All these people who believe that lockdown is the answer are in for a nasty surprise when their “wine-drinking” paid holiday is finally over….the Virus will still be doing the rounds, the NHS which they so slavishly clap at the moment will be forced to make some hard choices regarding future treatment of ALL illnesses due to the inevitable cutbacks,jobs will be lost,services cut to the extent that Cameron and Osborne’s “Austerity” will seem like a Golden Age and taxes will go through the roof.

Talk about chucking the baby out with the bathwater.

Nominated by Dick de Pfeffel Foxchaser-Fiddler

Nazifa Zaman is a cunt and has been cunted, cunted very well in my view. However, having dug a bit deeper into the well of iniquity that is the internet I happened across this.

https://www.warwicksu.com/blogs/blog/Larissa%20Kennedy/2018/12/17/Decolonising-the-curriculum-and-our-own-University/

If you can’t be arsed to read her bile, I have an excerpt here.

‘I’m tired of the institutional racism which sustains the ethnicity pay gap and is inherently linked to the student experience.

‘Despite this… scratch that, because of this, I will continue to challenge racism at Warwick, working to decolonise not just the curriculum but also the wider university environment, because I do not want any more Black students to be made to feel the way I have at this University. To decolonise is to recognise that, historically, the UK academy (in your opinion, you cunt, and btw, you mean this, not the, you dumb fuck – DKC -add) has been a site for the construction of ‘race’ as a concept and the ‘justification’ of racism. It’s now time for our own University to step up and question its role in the production and legitimisation of certain types of knowledge (and the de facto marginalisation of other knowledge), as well as to challenge racism in all its forms.

Look out for more exciting work in this area coming in Term 2, and drop me an email if you’d like to be involved!’

Warwick was a brilliant seat of learning. Now it’s just the seat on a fucking massive toilet.

CUNT!

Nominated by Dark key cunt