EXTINCTION REBELLION:

A Social Justice Warrior flag-waving salute to the great unwashed who make-up this sinister organisation, who will, once again this weekend, deprive policemen of their well-earned leave, inconvenince those who have to get to work at weekends, and do their best to spread Covid 19, as they march all over Britain – an extra special treat is threatend for London, with “mass” demonstartions (not the sort of mass the Pope would know about) and the pansies will be on the march to Brighton Pavillion, with their recycled iced pansy water along with their recycled trite slogans and whistles.

I just hope the weather is as piss poor as they say it will be, at least that will guarantee the filthy bastards will get one decent wash this year.

When I read about Singapore’s “Caning Room” last week, I just wish we could establish one in every major city in this country, so that these great unwashed warriors, together with illegal immigrants and the cunts who aid them to get here could all receive six strokes of a damp rattan cane across their fat arses. That punishment would also be suitable for roly-poly Labour MPs like Neil Coyle who yet again in a now deleted Tweet described Brexiteers as ignorant racists. I wouldn’t mind weilding the whip myself on that fucker.

https://www.aol.co.uk/news/2020/08/27/extinction-rebellion-plans-bank-holiday-weekend-of-protests-and/

Nominated by W. C. Boggs

Harry Maguire is a cunt.

Apart from his (lack of) footballing ability, this cunt has got himself nicked for brawling while on holiday in Greece. The social media mongs that masquerade as ‘fans can slag off Greeks all they want, but the Captain of Manchester United shouldn’t ever be putting himself in that sort of situation. Said spazzes carping on that Maguire is ‘innocent’ (when he isn’t) don’t help either. And Maguire’s family and ‘entourage’ seem to be a bunch of knobhead retards and all.

Once there were Captains like Charlton, Buchan, Robson and even Gary Nev and Willie Morgan. Now it’s another brain dead meat headed cunt who is a big an embarrassment off the pitch as he is on it.

Nominated by Norman

I’ve long maintained that Rashford should be United’s captain. No matter what one thinks of his political activities earlier in the year he’s a lifelong fan and seems to carry himself like a leader – admin. 

Any ‘help’ line

Why does every cunting helpline waste (even more) of my time by having a robot tell me that to protect their staff, during these challenging times, waffle waffle etc. ’wait times’ (waiting, not wait, wait is not an adjective in this sense, fuckwits) will be longer than usual? I.e. blaming Covid for under-manning their call centres to save their time and money by wasting your time? It’s bad enough having to wait without them making you wait longer while they state the bleeding obvious. Often you listen to this only for a second robot to tell you that opening times are not as advertised, we cannot answer your call (because of Covid) and cut you off.

Fuck me, I was wondering why everyone is wearing a mask, the roads are empty and queues for the Post Office are spaced at 2m, half way down the street. And I can’t go to Spain without house arrest on my return. Thanks for the fucking heads-up…

What was your twatting excuse for the years before Covid then?

Nominated by Copper nano tube

As the Coronavirus thread is all but dead I think it’s time we had a new go at the ultimate hand-wringing experience to come our way, certainly in my many years on the planet.

Firstly, I DO think it exists, it IS dangerous to certain people in society and I do not think this is some fake virus that will allow Bill Gates to inject us all with Windows 98 (SE)

I do however think this is the biggest fraud I have ever seen in my life, sure you can die from it but I could die from pricking my finger while gardening, some drunk hitting me in my car or a multitude of other ways to croak.

The present government (and the world) have gone stir crazy…madder than shit-house rats. They can get away with it by blaming the advice of “experts” while said experts are drawing a huge salary courtesy of the tax payer.

Do I know anyone who has died from it? Do I fuck.

Do I know anyone who has had it? Well, the guy in the Ford dealership who service my car claims that his mates best friends mum had it…she was probably drunk on Vodcat though.

Do I know anyone who has been made redundant from the whole mess? Yes, quite a few actually.

Have I heard the stories on the radio of cancer patients who have now died because the hospitals closed down to allow the nurses to dance on TicTok? Yes I have.

Have I read about all the depression, the alcohol dependents, the people who have lost their businesses because of the over-reaction? Yes I have.

So I hand it to you, the biggest fuck up ever, invented but the Chinese and mis-handled by ever other country in the world.

Nominated by Spanky McSpank

Proportional Representation (PR)

For decades there have been arguments for and against this form of voting system, with supporters suggesting it is far fairer and more representative than the current “First Past The Post” system.

So anyway, I read this news articles this morning, suggesting that PR should replace FPTP purely because it is far more “democratic and thus fairer”

But when you look closer at the article, you realise who wants this to happen: some LibDumb cunt, backed by a Labour cunt. Well what a fucking surprise!

The fact both parties got well and truly shit on in the last 3 elections suggests that no one cares about you or your half-baked undemocratic woke policies, even if it was through FPTP.

Some cunt called “Emma Knaggs” (yes, really!) said in the article, ““The Government has a landslide majority of seats, but this is despite the Conservatives receiving less than 44 per cent of the votes.”

In other words it’s not fair, according to her, and typically the rules must be changed.

Whether PR would have made any difference in the last election is moot, but the whinging from these losers is pathetic beyond belief.

https://bromsgrovestandard.co.uk/news/make-votes-matter-event-in-bromsgrove-will-call-for-fairer-voting-system/

Nominated by Technocunt