The perpetually offended. And there are many groups of them though as a % of the population they are insignificant. Which seems to be frustrating for them.
Apparently there was some wankfest on the telly- Children in Need perhaps? Not sure but there was some Little Britain stuff on it. You know – I’m a Ladeee, the Wheelchair bit.
Cue the perpetually offended.
Sexist, racist, disablist (is that even a word) and of course, trannie phobic.
Fuck me. Get a life. Have a laugh if it floats your boat. But for fuck’s sake can the media and business ignore the pathetic, whining victim status cunts.
Perhaps then they will crawl back under their rock. And fucking stay there. Who knows? Comedy may return.

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Teachers and the NASUWT in particular.

Mostly sat at home on full pay while NHS, carers, shop workers, dustmen, drivers, posties, food workers, steel workers and a host of others have all soldiered on.
Aided and abetted by Labour councils they are screaming that it is unsafe to return.

Fine. Stop paying the cunts and look to terminating contracts. Perhaps then they wont be looking forward to the long summer holiday and winging about ‘the marking, the marking’ as one cunt neighbour used to.

Utter parasitical cunts.

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble

A nom please for the green/eco agenda and COVID-19.

Not a day goes by these day, where I don’t see at least three articles in the media (I know, I’m a cunt for looking) showing me before-and-after pictures of the Thames Estuary or some other shithole that normally looks like Willy Wonka’s river of liquid chocolate, with the occasional shit-soiled nappy or jizz-filled condom floating past.

Obviously the “before” always looks the underside of Fred West’s patio if it had been located in downtown Beirut; whereas the “afters” always show glowing, azure blue tropical waters and golden sands akin to St Maarten.

Now call me cynical, but I think these photos have more to do with the efficiency of Photoshop than the drop in emissions and pollution – and that the eco loons are jumping on the bandwagon of the Chink flu to suggest we should go back to the pre-industrial era. The only trade-off we need to make is the total end of our pre-virus way of life, the collapse of every global economy, no travel or holidays for anyone except the super-rich, and the open-ended curtailment of our hard-won liberties? Sorry, but my V8 is coming out of the garage the minute this shit’s over with.

Nomimated by Cuntan the Cuntarian

Mark Di Stefano is someone who is eminently worthy of a nomination. For those who don’t know, Di Stefano is a “journalist” formerly of Buzzfeed and now, (also formerly) of the Financial Times. He’s formerly of the FT because, just days into his employment, he was caught eavesdropping on two private Zoom meetings. One was at the Independent and the other The Evening Standard. Both meetings were discussing furloughing staff.

Like a true hack and supreme fuckwit, he was caught because he initially used his FT email address and then, when he realised his dipshittery, an anonymous one linked to his mobile phone. And whilst eavesdropping on these meetings, he live tweeted what was being discussed, which meant that journalists who worked for those news outlets found out they were being furloughed before their employers could inform them.

This has resulted in a monumental shit storm between the FT, the Indy and The Evening Standard. Happily, it’s also resulted in Di Stefano resigning from the FT. In case you’re unaware, Di Stefano was one of the far left, anti-free speech loons who helped get Tommy Robinson booted off various social media platforms and crowdfunding sites. He was also responsible for getting Count Dankula and Sargon of Akkad demonetized on YouTube and bragging about it.

So, don’t feel sorry that Di Stefano is now out of a job. I wouldn’t normally do this, but I really hope that his career as a journalist is over. He’s a cunt of the highest order.

Nominated by Quick Draw McGraw

The comic book industry is due a cunting. And I don’t mean the Beano, Dandy or other children’s comics. I’m talking the Marvel and DC type comics. Now, I’ll admit, I personally am not an avid fan or collector of such comics. 2000AD, that’s my bag. I do, however, know a lot of people who are into that sort of thing, and are now wishing they had never picked up that first Spiderman/Superman comic. Why? Because the “creators” behind modern Marvel/DC comics have decided to follow in the footsteps of Hollywood and gone woke.

Not only are they have gone woke, they’ve also gone on the attack against fans (i.e. people who have read these comics since they were young children) who dare to complain that the modern versions are nothing like the comics they are fans. I can’t name most of these so called “creators” because their names aren’t worth remembering, but just recently, they’ve taken to insulting the fans who don’t like what these clowns are doing to their comics. You know the sort of thing, manbabies, racists, sexists, misogynists, homophobic, Islamophobic, yada yada yada. A growing number have taken to telling fans (or rather, paying customers) to fuck off and not buy their comics if they don’t like them. Sound advice in my opinion.

To give you an example of how woke comics have become, there’s a skinny shit who works for Marvel by the name of Daniel Kibblesmith (had to google that). He’s created a whole new group of “super heroes” who are part of something called the New Warriors. His previous claim to fame was a book he wrote called Santa’s Husband (anyone care to guess what that’s about?) Would you like to meet his super duper heroes boys and girls? Well, we have B Positive, who’s a gay vampire. Screentime, who can see and access the internet without a device, and get this, he acquired this power after his scientist granddad did some experiments and Screentime was exposed to internet gas (seriously). Then we have Trailblazer, who has a rucksack that contains an entire dimension/universe that she can pull stuff out of. She’s also fat as fuck.

And I’ve saved the best two for last. Are you ready for this (drum roll) Snowflake and Safespace. I shit…you…not. He actually called them that. These two are twins, Snowflake is a female and Safespace is male. Well actually, that’s inaccurate, because they’re non-binary. The two of them wear these weird shorts onesies with Snowflake’s being blue and Safespace’s being pink. Snowflake can shoot ice shurikens and Safespace can protect innocent with a force field (that sounds pretty lame to me). And the way they hold each other suggests they are more than just brother and sister. And apparently, Piddleshit created this bunch because he was intimidated by actual superheroes like Wolverine, the X-Men, Spiderman etc. The best of it is, he hasn’t just taken flak from real comic fans. Snowflakes have been throwing shit at him too, because those a-holes he’s created aren’t woke enough.

Haa…haa…haa.

But that is basically what modern superhero comics have descended to. We also have female Thor, female Iron Man now that Tony Stark is dead and apparently, Captain America is actually a Nazi. And the dickheads who have come up with shit are getting all shitty that people don’t like it. Like I said, they are actually telling people who complain, “If you don’t like it, don’t buy it”. I’ve been telling all the comic fans I know to listen. That’s the best advice they could get. Once the fuckers in the comic industry start feeling the pinch they’ll either double down and blame fans, or they’ll come crawling and grovelling back to fans.

Nominated by Quick Draw McGraw