Kehinde Andrews (3)

Kehinde Andrews is a cunt.
The professor of black studies at Birmingham uni versa ee claims that more black and Asian people are dying from covid because of RACISM. I kid you not. He said so on C4 tonight.

The good prof is certain that the cause is not genetic. After all he couldn’t blame old whitey for that. No, the BAMES are dropping because they are poorer, less well nourished and not looked after properly. And why is this? Because UK society doesn’t care about them and thus it is racist.

I’ve seen this guy on Question Time and his answer to every issue is that whitey is racist. Funny that, given his pompous academic title.

Nominated by Lord Helpuss

Left Liberal Hipocrasy

A nomination for left-liberal hypocrisy on migration and demographics.

Ive been reading about how the UN wrung its hands over the genographics project, an effort backed by National Geographic and IBM to test tissue samples from different populations around the world to see where different ethnicities migrate from and to over tens of thousands of years.

Sane people might think this was a valid scientific endeavour, but a UN body for Indigenous People suggest the project be suspended for sake of peoples feelings and because the project’s results might undermine the claims of indigenous people to live where they do.

Well fuck-a-doodle-doo. Either we’re all from East Africa or none of us are, you utter cherry-picking hypocritical daft cunts.

Lets see what the project says from a scientific angle, but then decide the heroic magical and wise natives have claim anyway because they were there ‘first’. It aint that difficult, libmongs.
‘We were kings before the white men came’.
Yes you were and invented astronomy and philosophy a billion years before the sun formed. Have a fucking biscuit and get on with life.

It’s like the panic over what policy decisions might be made because of studies into IQ.

Yeah, because we’re lynching Downs children aren’t we?

You either respect the scientific method and pursue the truth for its own sake, or you dont because it might influence some future policy or upset someone in a hut or a girl with a cock. The UN and other globalist institurions seem to be taking a dangerous path, similar to the Catholic Church, Soviet Union and current Chinese commie party; suppressing certain research projects for purely ideological reasons.

Nominated by Cuntamus Prime

Piers Corbyn

A gather round, crowd-funded cunting please for the old wreck of a man who happens to be Jeremy (“I nearly ran the country you know”) Corbyn’s brother, who has been arrested for encouraging a lot of brainless wankers to “protest” at the lockdown (no he probably doesn’t know it has been eased).

What a family that bunch of working class hero arseholes are (though there were not that many Piers, Jeremys, Hilarys or Harrietts in the working world I worked in).

Apart from the fact that the lockdown is hardly being observed today, just one of the crowd who gathered there today with their fey theatrical hugging could pass the virus on to who knows how many people, then magnify that to the rest of the twats who might be carrying it.

Nominated by W. C. Boggs

Revisionist TV Editing

Not being on benefits i can’t afford a 65″ smart tv.

Instead I make do with an old 40″ set on which I happily watch old shows from the 70s mostly.

The thing that pisses me off is REVISIONIST TV EDITING which in mho deserves a cunting.

When I’m watching an episode of The Sweeney for example I don’t want some of the best and funniest bits removed. For example when Regan refers to “aussie hoofs” (poofs) or when Carter sarcastically pretends to be “glad I’m gay”. All references to slags or sluts are taken out in fact anything demeaning to gays or women. This is the 70s for fecks sakes!!! Leave it how it was made. Nobody under 30 will be watching anyway they lack the nous to follow a real plot unlike the infantile Killing Eve.

Nominated by Lord Helpuss

Madonna (8)

Madonna
Just when I think that it’s impossible for that old skank Madonna to make herself look an even bigger cunt than she already has, she surprises us once more. Deja vu all over again.
I could wax lyrical on her capacity for self-obsessed pretentiousness, but her words on her latest ‘noir’ style Instagram ‘Quarantine Diaries’ save me the trouble. Here are some extracts for your delectation;

” I think it’s quite significant that the paper I’m typing on just caught fire”. (Wtf?).
” I am so confused in my own confusion, so bewildered in my incapacity to express my disappointment… because I know the futility of it, and yet I want the satisfaction of being known, of being understood”.
“I took a test and found that I had antibodies. I’m going for a long drive in the car, and breathe in the Covid-19 air. I hope the sun is shining”.

Blows out the candle next to the typewriter, and gets hot wax on her hand…

For fuck’s sake, how is possible to shove your head so far up your own arse without disappearing altogether into a parallel universe?. Just add this guff to her preening ‘candles in the bath’ effort and it’s undeniably clear. Madonna is a preposterous poseur of monumental cuntitude, who possesses the single saving grace of giving us all a horse laugh in trying times.

Nominated by Ron Knee