China and Russia are the target for tonight. It seems that cunts have been trying to hack into the networks of Oxford and Cambridge universities, along with other research facilities, who just happen to be currently engaged in the search for a vaccine for the Kung Flu. Anyone care to guess who it’s been found are behind it, and what they were looking for? Yes, our old friends, China and fucking Russia are trying to steal the vaccine, no doubt with the ambition of putting themselves forward as the world saviours that dippy bint feared the UK would lay claim to. Well, at least we’d have legitimate reason for that.
You’d think that, considering China are the fucking reason a vaccine is needed for Flu Manchu, they’d show SOME sense of shame and keep their fucking heads down. But no, the Chinese Communist Party, led by leader for life, Winnie the Pooh, (I mean, how can we even take the CCP seriously, when their leader bans a children’s character, because he has no sense of humour) have no fucking shame. They are sly motherfuckers, who have stolen most of the technology they currently have. Even their space program was built entirely by secrets stolen from the European and Russian space agencies, and NASA. There is very little modern Chinese tech that was actually invented by the Chinese. What’s particularly annoying about what these dog eating cunts are trying to do, is that they were offered the opportunity to take part in the vaccine research program but refused. So they could have got the information they’re currently trying to steal, by entirely legitimate means, but apparently preferred the way of the cunt.
As for Russia, well, they’ve been cunts since the Communists took over. Things seemed to get better for a while, but under former KGB officer Putin, it’s gone down hill again and Russia is once a fascist state in all but name. Political opponents either meet with fatal “accidents” or are arrested on Bullshit charges and critics, such as the three doctors from the same hospital who had a go Putin’s handling of the pandemic all took accidental and entire coincidental falls from windows at the hospital. Nah, not suspicious at all. Then again, that Dobby the elf looking motherfucker doesn’t care if anyone thinks it’s an accident or not. He thinks it sends a message to his critics and political enemies to shut the fuck up. But it doesn’t, it encourages them to continue.
Then there’s his obsession with being photographed topless while horseriding, to show off his old man’s physique, and a pathetic attempt to prove what a macho man he is. Real men don’t need to prove anything. It seems though, that Flu Manchu MAY prove to be his downfall, or at the least the beginning of the end of his reign of corruption and murder. His popularity is currently plummeting. I wouldn’t put it past the evil little prick to put the military on the streets, but we’ll see. Anyway, China and Russia, you are cunts.
Nominated by Quick Draw McGraw
