Dominic Cummings hypocrites are cunts. Especially Lisa Nandy and our old friend (term used very loosely) Alistair Campbell. Both have been very vocal in their outrage over the continuing saga of Dominic Cummings’ family road trip to Durham. And both are raging fucking hypocrites. Nandy has been on GMB, calling for Cummings to either resign or be sacked, whilst simultaneously defending Stephen Kinnock for going to visit his dipshit parents. And at 07:25 this morning (Wednesday 27th May), he tweeted a picture of himself breaking social distancing rules by standing shoulder to shoulder with a guy known as ‘Speedo Mick’. Apparently, this person is famous for going to Everton matches dressed only in speedo’s (sounds a right cunt, doesn’t he?). The photo was taken after they went for a swim in the Serpentine.

Personally, I don’t give a monkey’s fuck if Cummings broke the rules. He’s epically pissed off his political enemies, the left, the lying mainstream media and the outrage brigade in general, and their ‘righteous’ fury amuses me. But the lack of self-awareness from the likes of Nandy, Campbell and in fact, the Labour party, is truly a piss boiler. Only a few weeks back, a story emerged of a Muslim Labour MP breaking social distancing rules by attending FIVE funerals. We’ve had Magic Grandpa breaking the rules by wandering around his constituency like he has Alzheimer’s, trying to shake hands with people. And there are numerous other cases. Where is the fury from the left wing media, Labour and all the other lefty pricks? They’ve been silent. But now that one of Boris’s closest aides is in the firing line, they’re all screaming. Well, they can fuck off. They are hypocrites and they are cunts.

Nominated by Quick Draw McGraw

HELEN GOODMAN:

A woe is me, what a great Leader the cuntry lost in me cunting please for the frightfully sad Ms Goodman, who spent ten minutes on Wireless 4s World At One today, bemoaning the fact that while Domic C*mmings was striding around up North, her 93 year old dad, in failing health, was dying in a care home, and he wasn’t allowed the honour of having a final visit from her, which I am sure would have made his trip to the pearly gates that more enjoyable.

The sour old hag had already taken to Twitter:

https://uk.news.yahoo.com/dominic-cummings-lockdown-helen-goodman-102703679.html

and you can hear the Goodman whinge on the BBC Radio 4 Listen Again feature (World At One 24/5/2020) about ten minutes in.

Listening to the faux emotion and anger, you couldn’t help feeling she is mourning the death of her career, and I suspect, given that revenge is a dish best served cold, she and her fellow left wing harridans and pansies, who were so anti-Brexit, spy yet another chance to get it stopped. Interestingly the two newspapers to run with the story of “extra visits” C*mmings might or might not have made up North, were the Mirror, the well known Labour arse-lickers, and the Guardian, who failed to “campaign” when Labour MP Stephen Kinnock did exactly the same thing as C*mmings.

Listening to the ugly old cunt, I very much felt there was another agenda going on here. Of course, the BBC lickspittles were more than happy to indulge her.

Nominated by W. C. Boggs

Trump Dissenters:

I’m perplexed as to why so many British people are obsessed with Donald Trump. These social commentators need an ‘extra-large cunting of apple pie’ cunting.

I find President Trump mildly amusing and struggle to understand why so many Brits genuinely hate him. Surely, there are worthier targets than him, by way of Country leader.

Kim Jong No! Our favourite “Rocket man” is shunned, sanctioned and constantly jibed about his looks, height, fanny parted hair and his crappy excuse of a Country. Constantly talking bollocks, Britain at best pretends not to notice him and at worst extends pity where detestation should be, as he improves the daily odds of nuclear Armageddon.

Let us consider “Mugabe-esque” President Mbasogo of Equatorial Guinea who took power in a violent coup d’état in 1979. His cunt of a son is in line to succeed him and blows millions in government funds on a celebrity lifestyle whilst 1 in 5 children die before their fifth birthday. The surviving 80% of kids have no access to medicines, education or even clean drinking water.

What about Vladimir? Flying his retro 1960’s ‘cold war’ bombers near our airspace. Popping over to blighty to kill his ex KGB comrades whenever the fancy takes oh, and having small beady shark like eyes like ‘The Predator’. (The film not Sir Jimmy Wilson Vincent of Savil) puts Putin above Trump for a merited loathing surely?

King Mswati of Swaziland – Who? Sub-Saharan Africa’s last absolute monarch presides over a country which has one of the world’s lowest life expectancy at 33 years. All riddled with Aids apparently. The majority of people live on under a pound a day and unemployment tracks at 40%. King Mswati uses his kingdom’s treasury to fund expensive tastes in German cars, first-class global travel and on his eight wives.

Mention the C word, and their recent contribution to global mortality rates and you are classed as racist. I guess the British public will continue swiping at Trump, in the knowledge it is unaffecting US sentiment and he that probably doesn’t give a fuck anyway! CUNTS!

Nominated by Daz

The Welsh Government

Why am I, a proud Englishman concerned with whatever this rabble are up to?
Well, as you know, the Welsh Government is Labour controlled and has been in complete control of all things Covid in that fair country. Queer Stormer has become quite vociferous about the British government’s handling of the situation. Fair enough, that’s what any decent opposition should be doing you say. However, he and his cronies don’t like telling us what they’d have done had they been in power.

If anyone would like to know how a UK Labour controlled government might have fared, then a brief look across Offa’s Dyke might give some clues as to how effective they might have been. The English government were too slow to act and made mistakes but compared to Wales, they are a model of efficiency.

Over the last week the English government have carried out 90 to 130,000 tests each day. In Wales it was between 950 and 1420 each day. That’s roughly one hundredth of those in England with a population of one eighteenth the size(3.1 million). This is a total of 55,000 since the pandemic began – roughly half of the TOTAL each day in England.

Until recently, tests in N Wales took a day to be sent to Cardiff for the results. This is despite a super laboratory, little more than an hour away in Cheshire and which the Welsh authorities refused to use. At the start of Lockdown, people with symptoms were advised to ring 111. This is despite much of N Wales having no 111 services set up!! Our PP equipment store was very poor but Wales’ was abysmal with not one gown in their stockpile after 2016.

Once again, England’s record on testing in care homes and returning Covid patients from hospitals to homes was disgraceful but worse in Wales. England extended testing to all care home staff and patients on the 28th April. In Wales only 11 staff had been tested by the first week in Wales and still doesn’t test if a home contains less than 50 residents.

This is Socialism in action and a warning to anyone who thinks a Labour Government would have handled things differently. Fuck off Starmer, Butler, Campbell etc. and especially the Welsh Government. All cunts of the highest order.

Nominated by Bertie Blunt Tory Cunt

Steve Coogan is, once again, a firm contender for cunt of the year. Not content with talking shite about Brexiteers and the evil press, he’s now proved beyond doubt (as if there were any any) that, like most multi-millionaires, he’s a miserly grasping cunt. It’s just emerged that Coogan is using the furloughing scheme, which was set up to help businesses with their staff during the kung flu to pay his domestic staff, a gardener and a housekeeper, whom he has furloughed.

This is exactly what Victoria Beckham took so much flak for doing, but she at least found her sense of shame and is paying her employees from her own pocket. I’ve long considered Coogan to a be a piece of shit in the same vein as Hugh Grant, though Grant does at least admit he’s a nasty fucker. Both are among the most vehement remoaners, with Coogan referring to the patriots who voted to leave the EU as dinosaurs, and both are swivel eyed proponents of stricter press regulation. Grant hates the press because they had nerve to report on his arrest for getting sucked off in a car in a public place and Coogan hates them because they reported on his allegedly prodigious use of the old Colombian dandruff. Note that both of these pricks hate the press for telling us about something that Coogan and Grant both freely chose to do.

Anyway, Coogan is a shameful, grasping cunt for expecting the British taxpayer to fund the furloughing of two people in his employ, when he isn’t even a business. He could easily do it from his own pocket without noticing any difference, but no, why should he when those of us who aren’t multi-millionaires can do it for him. Incidentally, both employees are reported to be gutted at their employer treating them in such a way. Well if I were them, I’d be looking for a new employer. One who actually treated me with respect. If I were his gardener, I’d shove a leaf blower up Coogan’s arrogant jacksie and turn it  on.

Nominated by Quick Draw McGraw

‘Spot the Furlough Cunt’

I’m sure that we’re all familiar with that classic game ‘Spot the Ball’. In these lockdown days of cabin fever, we’re all searching for distraction, so allow me to propose a variation on an old theme, entitled ‘Spot the Furlough Cunt’.
The furlough scheme is intended to help those people left without work and pay due to the Covid-19 menace. Individuals are eligible for 80% of wages, up to a monthly cap of £2.5k. To quote MP Andrew Bridgen, the scheme ‘is to protect businesses that are suspended during the epidemic’.
So how about a little game of ‘Spot the Furlough Cunt’, by naming those tight-fisted bastards who see a chance to exploit the system and milk the taxpayer. Remember the case of multi-millionaire Victoria ‘Sourpuss’ Beckham, who sought to furlough staff at her failing fashion house vanity project? I’ll throw in another couple of arseholes to get things moving.

Let’s start with Limp Dick peer Lord Fox, who’s got a nice little earner going. In a move described by Ian Duncan Smith as ‘a bit rum’, the foxy one has become the first Parliamentarian to furlough himself from his company Vulpes Advisory, of which he is the owner and sole employee. This in spite of the fact that, according to ‘The Telegraph’, the company has at least £100k in its accounts. Meanwhile, Foxy continues to claim £162 per day allowance for his ‘work’ in the Lords, which is being conducted ‘virtually’ during lockdown. MP Robert Halfon angrily stated that the furlough ‘was never meant to be for wealthy Lords’. A case of burning the taxpayer at both ends, it seems.

Then we have that sickening champers socialist, and arch-Remoaner Steve ‘everyone’s a bit of a cunt sometimes’ Coogan. Coogcunt has furloughed his gardener and housekeeper at his £4 mill. country mansion, leaving the taxpayer to pick up the tab. He claims that it’s ‘a non-story’, but judging by the outrage expressed on soshul meeja, a lot of people out there reckon that the furlough isn’t meant to help multi-millionaires pay for private housekeeping costs. As Coogcunt’s alter ego Paul Calf would say, ‘bag o’ shite’.

Oh these wheezes are no doubt within the rules, but they must leave a very bad taste in the mouths of millions struggling to make ends meet right now. So come on all you folks out there in IsACland; any more chancing, snout-in-the trough cunts that you’d care to call out?

Nominated by Ron Knee

Furloughing Holidaymakers :

One of the most piss boiling scenes in recent weeks are those showing crowded beaches in Southend and other places. Now, apart from the lack of social distancing, this would not particularly bother me if it was taking place at the weekend. However, we’re talking midweek here. Hordes of fuckin’ mongs who think furloughing was brought in to provide a holiday on the state.

I think the furlough scheme was a great idea but it’s been abused by the usual minority of selfish, look at me cunts. When it was brought in, it should have had stipulations for what the money should not be used for. Just a few things, not a long list. At the top of the list would be “not for lazing around on your fat arse all day on a beach spending money on petrol, ice creams, buckets and spades.

These fuckers are laughing in the faces of key workers who’ve remained working throughout. And yes, you’ve guessed it, many of these cunts will be those who are clapping outside their doors every Thursday. Many key workers will be looking at these twats and thinking they’ve been taken for real mugs. There they are, working their arses off, still paying tax which is funding these lazy twats lifestyle.

Who could blame the key workers if, like me, they told these idle cunts to f – f – f – furlough off.

Nominated by Bertie Blunt Tory Cunt