Glow Up

A nomination for some BBC Three piece of degeneracy called Glow Up.

More like throw-up..

It’s sad that old people are paying for this shite, and not even aware it exists (apart from the trailer on the main channels).

More flapping, mincing, and shrieking from our national broadcaster.

If BBC Three isn’t putting Stacey Dooley on a plane, or asking rhetorical questions about the ‘urban yoot’, it’s making scream-athons featuring the alphabet soup, and promoting non-binary demi-kin weirdness to kids who will end up convinced they need blue hair, a nose stud and a pseudopenis, or to tuck the old chap between their legs, shriek and flounce with a yellow-and-green feather headdress and peacock pattern facepaint, botox in their lips and a theatrical agent’s cock in their arse while ‘Goodbye Horses’ plays in the background.

Nominated by Cuntamus Prime

Flaunting your wealth

A show and tell ‘look what I’ve got’ cunting for the obscenely rich who flaunt their wealth on cuntstagram and then seem astonished and bewildered when some cunts rob them at knifepoint.

Recent example Dele Alli.

I’m not saying you shouldn’t be able to buy nice things if you have worked for it and have the money. But you must be a bit of a mug these days if you advertise the fact you have a £150,000 watch on social media for all to see.

Would you walk around the seedier parts of town with a wad of £50 notes hanging out of your back pocket?

I believe that Kuntye and and Kim Kuntdashian have suffered a similar fate in the past from flaunting their possessions on social media.

As an aside I seem to remember a few years ago that thieves planned to rob Dolph Lundgren’s house in Spain and then realised it was Ivan Drago’s house and got the fuck out of there faster than B&WC’s tongue would go up Sophie Turner’s bumhole. ?

Nominated by Harold Steptoe

Stella Creasey

Order, Order! – a mumsnet cunting please for this Labour M.P., the Joan of Arc of Parliament.

Creasy has always made quite a thing that she is a mum, and also a VERY IMPORTANT lady, with a VERY IMPORTANT job, and she has some VERY IMPORTANT things to do (yes, she’s important)

Creasy was miffed today when Jacob Rees-Mogg announced MPs would have to return to Parliament in June.

This doesn’t suit Creasy (did I say she was a mum?). “What are we to do?” she asked – “careers” with “child-minding responsibilities”..

Glamorous mum Creasy didn’t leave it there though. Between the SMA and the shitty nappy she came up with a really envious Labour bon mot “I know he is not fond of the nanny state, but not all of us have nannies”. Oh, well played, Mother Creasy.

If this mouthy cunt finds the duel job of being an M.P. and a mum, perhaps she should consider her position, call a by-election and shut the fuck up. What a gold plated arsewipe.

Nominated by W. C. Boggs

Look at me! Hancock

 

Alex Hancock

Who the fuck is that? I hear you say, well he is a fully paid up member and full time victim from that sea of tragedy the LGBT + community

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-52724818

This poor soul is worried that the rainbow flag he flies in support of his ‘LGBT+ cunt’ community is being swamped by the people flying flags in support of the NHS. His gay flag is lost Amongst the others and it’s unfair and he will go home and cry if something isn’t done about. Fuck me do we really have to listen to this sort of cuntishness anymore. People are dying, furloughed cunts are lapping it up, the country is going broke but poor old Alex is stamping his feet at the meaning of his flag being lost during the pandemic.

However In support of Alex I shall now insist that the 6 year old twins over the road take down their pictures of rainbows now, it’s just not on that they should hijack poor old Alex’s symbol for their own needs and not first be thinking about the needs the LGBT+ community.

Alex you are a cunt and the BBC are cunts for reporting this wank.

Nominated by, Cuntsince1066

Experts

‘Listen to the experts.’

I’m honestly sick of this mentality that we should listen to these ‘experts’ in lieu of thinking for ourselves. It was experts who advised Churchill to return to the Gold Standard. It was experts who advocated for appeasement. It was experts who failed to see the financial crash coming.

So no, I will not listen to the fucking ‘experts.’

Nominated by General Tso’s Chiggun