Bottled Water
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bottled_water

Whilst shopping in Asda today (unfortunately we don’t have a Fortnums round here) I accidentally took a wrong turn up the soft drinks aisle. Obviously I normally avoid consuming anything liquid that’s devoid of alcohol. Anyway, my attention was piqued by shelves groaning under the weight of hundreds of multipacks of haitch two fucking oh. I could not believe the prices being charged for something that falls out of the sky. So, for example, 4 x 330ml Evian at £3, for fucks sake!
Who in their right mind spends 75p on a third of a litre of water when you can get the same amount out of the tap for a fraction of a penny? And tap water won’t be contaminated with benzene like Perrier was in 1990.
The bottlers and retailers are literally taking the piss water. And every knobhead who buys it has the intellectual complexity of a maggot.

Nominated by Geordie Twatt

A cunting for women who want equality, but don’t want equality

Well, I guess it was only a matter of time. Yes, women want to be equal, but they want to be more equal and actually DO want to be known as the weaker sex, but maybe they don’t. Who fucking knows.

Apparently, there is “fury” (yes, it’s the Daily Fail) that lone women aren’t being prioritised when they breakdown.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10421995/Fury-AA-says-NOT-help-lone-woman-man-roadside.html

Yes, funny that you wimminz, you have been asking for equality and now you know what that means. It means waiting at the roadside like the blokes, until, invariably, a bloke will rock up in his van and do some bloke things to get your car fixed and going again – it could be something really difficult like changing a fucking wheel, but you wouldn’t know about that as you can’t be arsed to learn as it is easier to get a man to do it.

This is just like my lefty neighbour who is always banging on about wimmin and most men being rapists, yet is on the phone to me as soon as the car battery is flat or she can’t do something on her phone (she is 84, so I do cut her some slack). It’s also like those stupid bints who were moaning about their pensions being the same as blokes – FFS, you couldn’t make it up.

So, there you go, equality is bullshit. Blokes can do many things better than birds, but birds are better at other things. The whole thing of women “firefighters” is stupid – most men could out-strength most women, and that’s a fact. If a women firefighter can’t lift something, who do you think will step in and do it? Another women.

Anyway, so there you go women – you now know what equality means and you’ve got it!!! Daft cows.

Nominated by Lord Cuntingford

A woman was stabbed to death by a bloke in Maida Vale, London, last night. Witnesses tried to intervene but then the bloke tried to stab them too.

It would appear one of the witnesses then got into his car and intentionally (allegedly), ran the attacker down and subsequently killed him.

Regrettably, the woman died of multiple stab wounds.

The police have arrested the driver on suspicion of murder!

If this stands in the courts, then clearly it sends out a message to anyone witnessing any kind of serious crime – Don’t Get Involved!

In future if you see someone being stabbed to death, raped, mugged, set on fire etc, just stand well back, get your phone out, record it (do a selfie if needed) and upload to YouTube for the likes and attention!

Seems that Plod always ask for people to come forward when helping them solve crimes, but if this particular case is upheld and the driver/hero is sent to jail, then plod can go fuck themselves!

BBC News Link

Nominated by Technocunt 

The Red Wall.

The so called “Red Wall” deserves a cunting because it’s all we ever hear of in the news, as if it were the beginning and end of everything. Red Wall MP’s are a moaning bunch of cry babies and really ought to shut up. I’m more tired of them than I am of the deceitful, bumbling Boris. They deserve each other.

Red Wall hysteria started as soon as they and Boris were elected and hasn’t let up since. Boris even posed for a photograph with them where they all looked like the attendees of a particularly rough special needs school. The press has waxed lyrical about how the Red Wall represents a seismic shift in British politics. Along the way the egos of the fragile and sensitive Red Wall politicians has expanded exponentially. They actually think they are important.

But they are not important. They are cunts. Now they are rebelling against the headmaster of their special needs school because they realise the party may be over. They are threatening to cross the floor and one actually has. They cry in the Members Tea Room because the Chief Whip said some rude words to them. How dare the Chief Whip? Doesn’t he know they are important? They claim to be Conservatives but not one of them will stand up and fight for true Conservativism (as opposed to Johnsonian social liberalism). They sit there blubbering because they are wet social democrats scared that when they get home their coal mining dad will belt them for pretending to be conservatives.

A towering wall of cuntishness and I’m fed up with the lot of them.

ThisWeek News Link

Nominated by MMCM

Mr DT

For those who don’t know who this cunt is, he’s one of the regular bellends on the abomination that is AFTV (Arsenal Fan TV – it’s on YouTube).

He became so ‘famous’ companies like Paddy Power had him on their adverts (he’s the cunt that says, ‘We are still a superclub’).

In recent times, he got into a ‘flame war’ (this manchild is in his fucking 40s) with another YouTube bellend and ended up in an embarrassing (and funny) headlock, after playing the hard man in a football match, in which he was hilariously fucking terrible.

Instead of leaving it there, he ended up kicking off again and offered some YouTube cunt to a fight. When the other party accepted, he said he had some kind of stomach injury which meant he ‘could die’ if he got hit there.

So he sent his skinny 18 year old son to fight for him instead. Of course, his son got twatted by the stronger bloke, who looked to be in his late 20s to early 30s at a guess.

What sort of cunt does that?

Well, the sort of cunt who unfurled banners (‘Wenger Out’ etc) after Arsenal came second in the Premier League (they can only dream of such heights now) under Arsene Wenger, towards the end of his reign. He was the cunt that started the ‘campaign’ to hound out the greatest manager in the club’s history.

Mr DT is the sort of cunt who then tracks his unwitting ex girlfriend with a GPS tracking app. Who then jealously tracks her down and assaults the new boyfriend. The sort of cunt who threatens an ex with a knife and kidnaps her, by saying he has her kid.

Well the cunt has just got three years. Should’ve been twenty.

Yes, he was a huge supporter of the knee bending and rainbow gayness shite, unsurprisingly (told you he was a cunt).

Arsenal, a club I supported for 40 years (the knee bending/gayness shit stopped me) has the worst fans on Earth.

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/crime/dt-from-aftv-youtube-arsenal-jailed-stalking-b977148.html

Nominated by Cuntybollocks