Jezzus H Christ on a bike, spare me from the endless round of Christmas begging. It’s bloody everywhere – on the streets, in the shops, in the post but most of all on the idiot box.

“Just give £10 to help a scrounging lazy good for nothing waster at Christmas.” Fuck. ’em. Let them eat cake. No fucker ever helped me when when I was hard up.

The other day some chuggers cunt from Help the Aged or what ever they call themselves these days came knocking on my door. I pointed at my white hair and said” Wonderful to see you. How much have you come to give me?” He went away scratching his head.

The other night I kept a tally of all the ads on Telly begging for Money. It reached – and I kid you not – £120.06. It was the one asking for just give £19.06 that got me. How very precise!

So here’s my message for all the cheritees who want my dosh this Christmas. There’s a cost of living crisis going on in case you hadn’t noticed so stop wheeling out all those crippled children, old people, homeless fuckers, disabled donkeys, mistreated dogs and all the rest of it and just fuck the fuck off…

Oh – and it looks like band aid are heading for yet another Christmas cringing number one, so here’s my version by Bland Aid that the humourless fuckers have branded unwoke and racist.

YouTube Link

Well, at least if I’m cancelled, they won’t be asking me for money…

Nominated by: Dioclese

Move over Tiny Tim, you need to make room ( and lots of it) for this downtrodden starving person.

There’s going to be plenty of hardluck sob stories in the news over the next few days / weeks / months because nothing sells better than misery in the press these days.

Oh dear, someone said hurty words / failed to use my preferred pronoun, and so on, and on……

Lancs Live News Link

But this actually made me laugh out loud. My immediate thought was, missing a few wouldn’t hurt, you absolute heifer.

Nominated by: Jeezum Priest

Seconded by: CuntyMcCuntface

Seconded.

Have you seen the size of the munter FFS.

One can only imagine her sprogs either don’t eat anything put in-front of them or are over ordering at Domino’s.

Shameless fucking oxygen thief. How can you expect anyone to take you seriously or have one ounce of sympathy when you’re weighing in at 20 stone at 5’ 2”.

Fuck off you fat fucking feckless benefits scrounger.

Turns out the silly cow has now apologised to race-baiting fraudulent Africunt Ngosi Fulani (real name Marlene Headley) who attended a party at Buckingham Palace dressed up as some sort of Africunt, supposedly wearing Africunt gear.
We all know the story – Hussey asked Fulani where she came from, etc, etc – cue wokey racist UPROAR!

So now Hussey (and by extension the Royal family) has apologised…
Don’t these upper class twits get the fact that appeasement never works?

The sooner MeGain and Halfwit bring about the demise of these “Royal” parasites and all the lickspittles who sail with them (including Megain and Halfwit) the better.

Standard News Link

Nominated by: Minge Juice Bottler

Endorsed by: Ron Knee

May I heartily endorse this nom Admin?
They’ve taken the knee to a very dodgy race-baiter; no doubt the ugly cow will be all over media again, crowing like fuck.
Nothing will convince me that this incident wasn’t a set-up, a variation on the honey trap, and the stupid fuckers have only gone and vindicated Headley!
Give me strength!

Not content with being a Jade Goody lookalike pervert dressing up as a woman while having a political career (see Eddie Izzard), Mister Brinton is now stealing women’s luggage at airports, presumably to get his fix of women’s fashion without having to pay for it.

Just once you could chalk up to an accidental misdemeanour but he’s been seen on camera now removing luggage tags and walking away with people’s suitcases!

independent News Link

The pervert also hosted a spanking seminar at a kink conference after stealing the luggage, wouldn’t surprise me if he wore the poor woman’s undies as he did this! This degenerate should not be anywhere near politics, proof that the left will hire anyone to fit a criteria.

Daily Mail News Link

Nominated by: Emma

The “Conservative” government is considering introducing “social tariffs”, which would basically mean workers on a decent wage being forced to subsidise those “vulnerable households” through levies on their energy bills.

In essence the government wants to target additional financial help with rising energy bills to specific households rather blanket support where some households really don’t need the extra cash, as we’ve seen with the latest £400 rollout that went to the majority of households throughout the UK.

Exactly how this will work hasn’t been mapped out yet, but experts have warned middle-income earners will face a hike either in their energy bills and/or their income tax (or perhaps even a new energy tax).

They also warned that millions of working households who do not receive benefits could be dragged into fuel poverty because they won’t qualify for the extra support, which to my mind will only act as yet another incentive not to work!

This is yet another example of workers being penalised for having the nerve to actually go to work, earn a wage and pay even more tax in order to keep the ever growing vague definition of “vulnerable” in the comfort zone with least effort from the latter to help themselves.

It is also worth remembering that MPs from all sides of the House probably won’t be affected because if any such “social tariff” is introduced they can claim it as an expense, in a similar way as they do with heating costs generally. You could say they are “well insulated” against they’re own stupid energy policies.

When will this neo-socialism shit ever end?

Telegraph News Link

Nominated by: Technocunt