Rishi Sunak (9)

There are many reasons why our illustrious PM qualifies as a cunt, but here’s my personal favourite.

Guess what. ‘The British people have had enough’, says Wishy Washy, and makes yet another promise to ‘ crack down’ on illegal migration. Don’t make me laugh, you twat. We’ve been hearing this hot air from the Government for years, and the problem just gets worse year on year.

Speaking of the problem getting worse, old Rushi reckons that migration’s going to get worse due to (you guessed it) ‘climate change’. Nothing to do with the UK being the world’s softest touch when it comes it comes to scrounging then Rishi.

Here’s the thing then. Don’t tell us, show us. You’ve been talking the talk for a long time. Now fucking well walk the walk. Until then fuck off.

Daily Mail News Link

Nominated by: Ron Knee

Naga Munchetty [6]


Once again the jug eared cunt has crossed my radar.

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/tv/bbc-breakfasts-naga-munchetty-fuming-28691363

Goes out on the razz, then gets all hoity about being paid a compliment, wtf.
”You look nice tonight”

How offended would she have been if one of the girls had said that?
But no, it’s a man, therefore a predator. Like she didn’t go out hoping to prevoke this very reaction? Who’s the cunt? Not the bloke.

Her tits must be starting to sag, if she’s resorting to this kind of Fuckwittery.

Nominated by : Jeezum Priest

Martin Lewis [6], Ladbaby [3] and Some Tart


OH FUCK ME NOT AGAIN…………….WITH AN ADDED CUNT!!!!!!

On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me……………….this trio of absolute attention seeking cunts

Well the long streak of piss and his ever loyal, opened mouthed wife have joined forces with the cunt that is Martin Lewis

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-63917114

Mr Lewis has been a somewhat celebrity on these hallowed pages in recent months, the self gratifying, doom and gloom, let me tell you how to save money while I sip champagne from a cup of my own good fortune cunt, must be wanting to break Richard Branson’s record for any opportunity to get into the press.

The other two, go by the name LadBaby, who I believe I did cunt around this time of year before. He is a six foot something, thick as two short planks, sausage roll singing cunt, and his wife just gazes in amazement that being a fucking chav can actually bring rewards from the gullible British public.

Some may cunt me for cunting them, after all they do a lot for charity, thing is, they love to fucking talk about it at every fucking opportunity, and believe they are some type of celebrities. Well you are, you are celebrity cunts, you can bring the sausage rolls, and Martin can bring the ‘mincing’ pies.

I appreciate Christmas is supposed to be a season of goodwill to all, so why do we have to have this trio of cunts bringing out their version of ‘Do They Know It’s Christmas’ I and Mrs DryItchy would gladly donate a few quid to stop them releasing a fucking record.

Those three must think it is fucking Christmas every day. I’ll grant you Martin Lewis does offer some good financial advice, but now the cunt believes he can bestow upon us his money saving tips, how to conserve energy, and basically anything else to enable his band of merry followers to worship him. The other two are just a pair of cunts who managed to tap into the lower intellect level of the population……………..if they want to sell more records, they should bring a song out about Sunny fucking Delight.

Nominated by : DryItchyCunt

Dylan Mulvaney (2)

Unfamiliar with this character? Let me explain. Mulvaney is currently ‘transitioning’ to become a ‘girl’, and has chosen to do so in the full glare of the internet and social media.

I’ve said it on here before and I’ll say it again. If someone aspires to become a woman, or indeed a cat or a cabbage, then that’s their choice, and good luck with it. It’s no skin off my nose.

No, what I object to is the flouncing, ‘girly’ parody of womanhood that Mulvaney projects. Does he seriously believe that this is how women see themselves, or would want others to see them? It’s all a bit sickening to my taste, not to mention rather deluded.

Such is the seeming degree of caricature involved that some have called young Dylan out as a troll. That remains to be seen, but in the meantime, I’ll take things at face value, and call him/her/hem/they whatever out as a total twat.

YouTube Link

Nominated by: Ron Knee

Celebrations YouTube Ad

I would like to share with you guys my nom for the advert that makes me want smash my telly off the wall with a fucking sledgehammer.

This pair of whooping cunts would both fit into a tin of celebration if I had my way, when this advert comes on I can literally feel my blood pressure going up, so these pair of simian looking mother fuckers and the celebrations advert people deserve a good cunting….

YouTube Link

Nominated by: Fuglyucker

(An early warning: the header pic in the next nom (11am) is likely to upchuck heavy breakfasts! – Day Admin)