People who feel the need to film their lives so they can post it on social media are cunts,

There are a few of these types, this first type is like the fuckwit in the YouTube link below, who has set up a camera in a public park so she can spout off about her 5k run, hydrating and eating healthy.

Honestly who the fuck cares, also did she really run 5k with a camera and a tripod, I think not.

Anyway a guy comes and sits on a bench in the park, the tart wants our hero to get out of shot, luckily he isn’t in the mood for some bimbos bullshit and gives her a polite fuck off tablet to suck on…. Well done that man.

Next type of cunts are these cockwombles who feel the need to take photos of their meals before eating, make me feel like shouting OIU CUNT Not only is it some vegan shit masquerading as a fucking steak, its also going cold and people are hanging around trying not to be in your poxy picture.

Then of course there are the constant selfie takers, some even have a stick, so they can walk backwards out into traffic, whilst groping at their phones, or doing handstands on the edge of a cliff, natural selection has quite a good ratio of sorting these remm cunts out.

The final types are usually cyclists rigged up with some sort of camera, so they can send any footage they deem fit to plod to get the driver they have just cut up into trouble.

These fuckers edit out all of their bad behaviour before sending footage to the 5-0 or to YouTube. That or they try and make an issue out of a situation that didn’t even happen,,,, step forward Jeremy Vine, OK sit down ya cunt.

Cunts one and all

YouTube Link

Nominated by: Fuglyucker

(Epic Selfie Fails here. Day Admin – Pinterest)

(The alleged offender: probably has mental ‘elf isshoos in his defence – Day Admin)

This gangly bell-end creeps around at night looking for a opportunity to spray paint structures.

Hold on maybe it will be a nice picture or mural?
Nope just 10 foot, in big letters.

Step aside Picasso there’s a new man in town.

He went on to brag about all the cities he had defaced and he had been to more places than Phileas Fogg.

So is either a trust fund wanker or a drug dealer. And he steals all the spray paint as well, most probably from small DIY outfits.

The costs to remove said graffiti were staggering and I imagine highly inflated.
100 million in London and a billion for the UK.

Hopefully when he is caught the authorities can use he’s face to scrub the surface clean..

The Sun

Nominated by: Barry zuckercunt

And supported by: Supreme Commander Servalan

Britain’s biggest graffiti vandal is ’10 Foot’ UNMASKED

Daily Mail News Link

I nominate this middle class toss Pott.

Would love to spray paint his parents house,then his self-entitled little mush.

Twat.

(Vine – no lights, no hi-viz, no brain – Day Admin)

Jeremy Vine, once again this two-wheeled twat has almost had a collision whilst cycling, although from the news story link, it was most likely his fault and he engineered the situation to get publicity.

MSN News Link

I think we’ve lost count of how many times he’s almost had a collision, but in each case, there seems to have been one common denominator, his self entitled arrogance and overall cuntitude.

Nominated by: mystic maven

And supported by: Paul Maskinback

I fully endorse Mystic Maven’s follow-up of the recent Jeremy Swine cunting.

This fucking upstart, mincing idiot simply won’t be satisfied until he is transformed into ? compote under the wheels of a bus or wagon.

Link with video.

MyLondon

Twitter Link

Following on from that there’s this from Lord Cuntingford

A combined cunting for the judiciary AND cyclists. It’s not often there is an opportunity to cunt both these collective arseholes, but here you go:

BBC News Link

I don’t see how the woman can be blamed. It’s exactly what I do when I see adults cycling on the pavement. Recently some stupid bitch recently (on one of those dutch cargo bike things) expected me and the dogs to get out of her way as she was wobbling along the pavement. As most of the people on this site would do, I gave her a mouthful about riding on a pavement.

Now to the judge – the woman who shouted didn’t kill the old bat, nor did she make her fall in the road – she did that all by herself. Makes me laugh – a pissed up driver in Norfolk knocks a biker off his bike with life changing injuries and gets a slapped wrist. A woman rightly tells a soppy old trout to get off the fucking pavement and gets locked up.

A cunt judge and a cunt cyclist.

And following on from that there’s this from Jeezum Priest

Auriol Grey.

Daily Mail

What happened to the cyclist who lost her life is truly tragic.
Watch the video clip in the link, though.
Did Auriol appear aggressive?
Not to me, she didn’t. Given her obvious problems, was a custodial sentence warrented?
What the fuck happened here. What was the judge thinking? Non custodial sentences for violent thugs and a harmless old bat, whose only half there, gets 3 years?
There’s something wrong with our judicial system, we need more down to earth people on the bench and fewer clueless cunts.

And supported by Chuff Chugger

I second this nom.

Cyclist riding on footpath ‘shouted at’ to get off said footpath. And instead of mirror signal manouver, decides to turn right without looking into the road and gets flattened.

Disabled Woman who quite rightly told the cunting cyclist to get of the footpath is sentenced……fucking mad world,

Independent News Link

Unlike Jeezum though…..I don’t give a fuck about the cyclist. That was her destiny in life for being a cycling cunt

Flashback to 1964 or 65. I’m watching ‘Top of the Pops’ on the goggle box, and the Stones are playing, with Mick doing his mince about dance routine. In walks grandad; it’s a red rag to a bull, and off he goes.

‘What the bloody hell does he look like, bloody ‘tater mouth. Needs a wash and a sodding haircut, the big girl. What a bleedin’ racket. Sounds like a cat howling on the back wall, that does. Wouldn’t pay ’em in leather washers. They should bring back national service etc’.

Back to the present, and earlier this afternoon, I was dragooned by my fourteen-year-old granddaughter into watching some ‘K-pop’. For the uninitiated, this is contemporary South Korean popular music, and she’s utterly obsessed with it.

So she pleaded with me to sit down and watch all her favourites with her, and of course being the world’s greatest grandad, I endured with a big smile for her sake. ‘Aren’t they great?’ she enthused, as I suffered a succession of migraine-inducing fast-cut videos of identikit clones jumping about like ferrets with St Vitus Dance, all to a cacophony of unintelligible babble. Here’s a little sample for you to ‘enjoy’;

K-Pop You Tube

After she’d gone home, I launched into it with the wife. ‘Jesus what a racket. They all look the same, they all sound the same, those videos give me a right headache’ and so on and so forth. Of course, I walked right into it, and she couldn’t resist landing the sucker punch, saying with great glee ‘you’ve turned into your grandad!’.

Oh well. I suppose there’s worse ways to spend an hour than watching some Korean fanny shaking some tight little ass about. It could have been some cunt like Ed Sheeran that she wanted to watch. Anyway, I’m now going to sooth my soul with a glass of wine and some Chris Rea . That’s the way to do it.

Add this link to the bottom for no other reason than it’s one of my favourites among many from Chris, who’s survived all manner of trauma in his life, and still rocks it with the best;

Chris Rea – You Tube

This was a bloody amazing concert, so I hope you’ll let me share.

Nominated by: Ron Knee

‘Bafta Awards face backlash over all-white winners’

The attached is a report of the utter outrage due to there being no blacks in this year’s Baftas. Yes, a fucking disgrace. Innit. However, for those that can be bothered to read this turgid shite, there seems to be one word missing.

Can you guess what it is yet? (to paraphrase an ageing Ozzie prevert)

That word is merit. Nowhere does anyfucker say a black should have won on merit.
That is the reality of the race industry. Lower the standards so the fuckers can win/get promoted/get Nobel Prizes.
Discriminate against actual talent to give them prizes.

BBC News Link

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble.