As we all huddle up here in Britain trying to keep warm, I’m sure that you’ll be cheered by the heartwarming sight of one our greatest ever music icons flaunting itself in the sun somewhere.

There are pictures of a superbly ‘ripped’ Sam flaunting itself in a g-string, then wiggling its perfectly toned bum while strolling along a beach.

I’ll have to hide these from the wife. One look and she’ll be frothing like a beck in a storm.

Mirror News Link

(Don’t click the news link if you’ve just eaten! – Day Admin)

Nominated by: Ron Knee

More Climate Change Bollox

Transport Scotland

Transport Scotland want to curtail car journeys by 20% by the time the magic year of 2030 comes because of climate change. They’ve been examining how to make behavioural changes, just like the Commie cunts SAGE, and openly say how people in rural Scotland are going to be hard to change. You can guarantee it won’t stop at 20%, roll onto 2040 and the goal will be 90%.

Some Scottish MSP cunt stood in their devolved democracy shed the other day claiming the days of unfettered car use is over. Makes me want to drive up there and do diesel guzzling donuts outside of his house.

Compare this if you will to this news

Edinburgh Live News Link

The virus, not that one, has already spread far and wide; Oxford Council are zoning people into 6 districts and capping journeys longer than 15 minutes, like something out of The Hunger Games. Westminster hasn’t responded and are complicit in this restriction of movement wang. The EU recently announced their plans for a Carbon Tax. Won’t be long until we’re all paying Carbon Tax then.

About time we told them exactly what to do with their policies. Except in Scotland if you send an angry email to Sturgeon and her pet Doberman, Hamsa Yousaf, they’ll try to send you to jail.

Scottish Sun News Link

Maybe I should retire to Wuhan, I won’t be able to tell the difference in 20 years.

Nominated by: Cuntologist

Hi dear cunters seems like the insanity has achieved new levels of madness and it has made me personally quite ?.

Seems that we do indeed have thought police ?‍♀️ now out and about on the streets of broken Britain.

A woman has been arrested for praying silently on the streets.
Not holding up traffic, or shouting death to unbelievers , or gluing herself to a road or shouting obscenities. Oh no praying silently.

GB News Link.

At this moment words fail me. Your thoughts fellow cunters

Nominated by : Everyonesacunt

Another cunting for these tatood freaks who get tattoo head to foot including their faces and then have the ordacity to moan they have no money, can’t get a job, get treated like cunts by everybody, scare kids and small dogs.

This dozy self graffiti artist is crying because she has had to watch her kids school play through the window due to not being allowed in the building, all I can say is I hope the school have a one way mirror window, so the poor fuckers inside don’t have to see that gorping in at them.

WTF is wrong with these loons and why are they gobsmacked when they are not accepted, maybe you get away with it for trick or treating, but the rest of the year your pretty much Fubar and it’s permanent and they have paid money to do it to themselves…. Cunts

Wales On Line

Nominated by: Fuglyucker

Mrs Brown’s cunts!

It’s that time of year again cunters where you have worn out series on TV bringing out their so called “Christmas special”, and nothing quite sums up this cuntish phenomenon more than Mrs Brown’s Boy’s, a “comedy” that makes On the Buses look like Brasseye, a cunt in drag with a son that’s a priest, a fat cunt and an iron hoof, a real cuntfest all held together by a weird dynamic of some foul mouthed granny figure,

but the most egregious part is cunts who compare the truly sublime Father Ted with this shit, it’s like comparing Beethoven with Bieber, they might have a strong emphasis on bog trotting but fucking hell have some respect, thank fuck I no longer have a TV so I’m not funding this right on blarneying vile festering turd of a so called “comedy”!

Nominated by: Captain Quimson