My fellow Cunters.
For Your Cuntsideration:

The MLK “Embrace” statue, Boston.

“……..I stand here today, to tell you about my dream. It is an American Dream, a dreamy-dream. I dream, that one day, my four children will not be judged by the colour of their skin-but by the content of their Twitter profile, er no, their character.

Furthermore, I have a dream, that in a park in Boston, many years from now, little black children and little white children, will stand hand in hand and gaze up at a $10m, 20 ft high statue, in memorial to today, debating whether it resembles a contortionist with his head up his ass, or a giant penis being wanked.

I dream that as they gaze in wonderment, they will chant:

“What the fuck? What the fuck? Goddamn-almighty, what the fuck?”

Amen brothers and sisters.”

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Nominated by: Cuntfinder General

I write this from the sun kissed beaches of New South Wales so obviously I have no real skin in this game apart from being a former Englishman who grew up in the Midlands when it was still civilized.

I have to ask, just what the fuck is going on over there?

Of course I see all the posts about the illegal channel crossers and how you all feel but i never really understood the depth of the issues and problems….until I was pointed in the direction of this You Tube Channel

YouTube Link

Just how much is this costing you poor buggers every single day? Thank fuck we have a real closed borders policy here ( and loads of sharks in the water , maybe you could take some for the channel ? )

Fark Moi this is just ridiculous. This lady ( Yorkshire Rose ) deserves to be headlined on every TV channel. I don’t think I will be going ahead with any planned visits to see my old country now.

Nominated by: Grumpy Old Cunt

Good news of sorts in that this dreary old cunt has said that he is stepping down as First Minister of Wales in 2024.

I’m sure the Welsh people (and British taxpayers) will be relieved/rejoicing at this news, albeit being 2 years too late! (at time of writing – 29th Dec 2022)

This from a man who imposed draconian restrictions on the Welsh people during the pandemic- so extreme that they eclipsed the one announced by our very own clueless wonder, Boris Johnson.

He is also championing the move towards a 4-day week for the public sector in Wales. He feels this will energise its employees as well as give them more flexible time to do their own family-oriented duties. (no mention of the private sector of course)

And then there’s his half-baked Universal Basic Income scheme, where he wants to give anything up to £1600 per month to young people” for “doing nothing” because Drakeford believes “we want all our young people to have the best possible chance in life and fulfil their full potential”.

Of course what he doesn’t mention is that the UBI scheme will be entirely funded by UK taxpayers and not from the Welsh coffers. He also forgets to mention that there will be no means-testing, which therefore suggests rich kids will receive the money just as much as poor kids.

He also wants to introduce traffic-calming measures, including 20mph speed limits in residential areas of Welsh towns and cities, which is a push to get drivers out of their cars and onto public transport (he doesn’t say if this includes himself and other dignitaries)

He has come up with a few other crackpot schemes, some of which never saw the light of day, but others that still might before he eventually steps down.

Even looking at the man suggests he has all the magnetism of a well used toilet brush. It also begs the question of what kind of cunt Wales can expect when he does eventually fuck off into the long grass come 2024!

Telegraph News Link

Nominated by: Technocunt

A ‘Are You Sure That Fucking Table’s Big Enough’ Cunting for cunts that sit at a table in a cafè/restaurant that has more places than they need, please.

You know the scenario: two fuckers, usually fat bastards, walk in to a cafe, plenty of two-seat tables, but no – the selfish spawn of fucking Satan sit at a table for four or six, so the three of you are crammed around a fucking table for two trying to eat your full English. Inconsiderate, selfish, ‘Me Me’ Cunts.

(This may or may not have happened to me, today. Wife and daughter with me so not allowed to remonstrate with the fuckers).

Happy fucking New Year.

Nominated by : DCI Gene Cunt

‘Good afternoon. This is IsAC’s Social Affairs Correspondent Ron Knee speaking. In these worrying times, we strive to bring you stories from the lighter, not to say zanier, side of life. Today, we’re going Down Under to hear the heartwarming love story of “Rod” (not his real name). So, “Rod”, tell us all about it’.

‘Yeah g’day all. Well, I was feelin’ a bit down on account of my sheila had fucked off an’ left me. I was in need of female companionship, so I shelled out $2k and sent off for a life size Barbie. I call her Karina. Say hello to the nice man Karina’.

*’Arro beeg boy (whirrr…clunk) spankee spankee fifty dollar*.

‘Yeah sorry about that cobber. I think she came from the Far East originally; Korea or some such place’.

‘No worries, as you Aussies say. So how are things between you then?’.

‘Well between you an’ me sport, I’m frazzled. She’s got all the right parts, if you follow me, and all I need to do is leave her plugged in over night an’ she goes fer hours. I’ve lost a stone since I got her. And she does a great prawn on the barbie. Fair dinkum’.

‘Quite. Now I understand that things are getting serious between you, and that in fact you introduced Karina to your mother at Christmas. How did that work out?’.

‘Well I’ve got to say that at first, things were a bit awkward. The old girl’s 85 and set in her ways, and she didn’t take kindly to me takin’ up with “some foreign tart”, as she put it. But after a few tinnies an’ a turkey dinner, the ice was fair broken. Now they do make up an’ go out shoppin’ together, and get on like a house on fire’.

‘That’s great news. Well, I’m sure that I speak for all our followers when I wish you all the best for the future, and a happy ending for you both’.

*Happee ending beeg boy? Fifty dollar*.

‘Well as we often say on here, it really does take all sorts of cunts. This is Ron Knee, for IsAC, returning you to the studio’.

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Nominated by: Ron Knee