San Francisco and Slavery Reparations

In the wokest city of the wokest state of the Union, it appears that white guilt over slavery does indeed have a financial price. The city of San Francisco’s reparations committee has just proposed to pay each longtime black resident of the city $5M providing they qualify over certain criteria.

But wait! There are more bribes…er…. financial incentives on offer! A debt forgiveness program along with wiping out student and housing loans. Even if just 10,000 residents qualify it will cost the city at least $50Bn, all in a place that was never even a fucking slave state.

New York Post

San Francisco is a crime-ridden shithole, the streets literally awash with violent homeless mentals, human shit and open air drug markets and is a byword for failed liberal social justice policies. Imagine what all those billions could have done for the WHOLE city if spent properly?

And poor whites or Asians? Those loans aren’t going to pay back themselves, cunts. The reparations committee make our own Tory government, so fond of chucking our money around to every scrounger in the name of “levelling up” look like Ebenezer Scrooge and I’m sure the likes of Lammy and Flabbott will be keeping a greedy eye on things.

Banishing historic liberal white guilt and all it took was $50Bn but probably a lot more and predictably the fraud that will follow, making the whole BLM grift look like an episode of Minder.

Nominated by: Liberal Liquidator

Joseph Austin Smith (dec’d)

I’m not sure that any words of mine are required to emphasise the idiocy of this cunt. It is surely a given that you don’t leave your rifle, with one up the spout and the safety off, sharing the back seat of your vehicle with your dog.

It is not woke, I believe, to say that this would be an accident waiting to happen. Whatever, it happened.

GB News

Nominated by: Komodo

(More importantly, I hope the dog wasn’t destroyed because of the accident! – Day Admin)

Pork Scratchings

I love a bit of pork ! And I used to love a bag of pork scratchings with a pint down the pub.

Sadly for me however, is that this traditional snack seems to have followed modern trends. Eg fucking about with something that was good as it was in order to try and cater for every Cunts different tastes.

These days you are offered a choice.
Would sir like barbecue? Or chilli? Salt and vinegar or maybe a porky puff.

For crying out loud can I just have a bag of pork scratchings!!
Please.

Dry roast sir. “Fuck off cunt and give me a bag of nuts.

Would sir like dry roast ? Etc
Hope you get the picture and why it’s a Cunt.

Amazon Link

Nominated by: Everyonesacunt

Energy companies, Pre-Payment and Smart Meters

I’m seeing a lot of this kind of story, where people are being put onto pre-payment meters without warning etc.

Often, if you delve a bit deeper, the ‘victim’ is almost always in arrears, usually substantial ones, which makes it hard to be sympathetic.

This cunting is about smart meters, which have been more or less forced on people, not because it helps the customer (us) budget better, but so they could do this, forced pre-payment, more easily.

Fortunately, energy companies are now on a warning that this is a last resort, not the first step, and they must demonstrate good faith attempts to recoup arrears with sensible payment plans.

Yeah! I’ll believe that when in comes in pink as well as blue!

Mirror News Link

Nominated by: Jeezum Priest

The King’s Coronation (6th – 8th May)

Once again woke infects British life.

Old jug ears wants to put “refugees and The NHS” at the centre of his coronation. If he made it a point to highlight how one has a negative impact on the other; what with imported disease, terrorism, being injured from sitting in a dinghy and violent crime – not to mention costly births from the breeding of these people, then I’d be right behind him.

The fact I know someone at death’s door with cancer, yet struggles to get a doctors appointment shows the NHS needs reform and the immediate sacking of managers. Hardly something to be celebrated right now.

Can’t the powers that be know all we want to do is wave a Union Flag, enjoy the pomp and ceremony, have a bank holiday and piss up?! Or rant at how we hate The Monarchy. It’s our choice; stop ramming this shit down our throats!

Telegraph News Link

Nominated by: Fortress Cuntimus

And seconded by : Cuntologist

May I be so bold as to second this.

It looks like we’re in for three days of coronation events (pure guff) on Saturday May 6, Sunday May 7 and Monday May 8.

The Sun threatens that they’ll be rolling out Brian May, the Spice Girls, Ed Sheeran and more.

Talk TV mentioned that there might be some events around the NHS, refugees and LGBTQ+.

Why stop there? Why not have Klaus Schwab in a duet with Elton? Please fgs, no to all this.

The Sun

Just go to the Abbey/Church/Cathedral, whatever, says your vows, let the Archbishop say his mumbo jumbo and stick the crown on – done.

Could be done in 1 hour tops; 10 mins slow drive there or even better use a kick scooter, 40 mins mumbo jumbo ritual, then back to Buck Pal. Now that is what I call a pared back coronation.

Talk TV said Harry might even end up commentating on the coronation on NBC or some other US channel. What about our mental health?!