An innocent workman was killed by a telescopic public urinal in Cambridge Circus, London, whilst he was trying to repair it below ground.

For many years major cities had public toilets for men and women, many of which were masterpieces of Victorian construction and despite many being subterranean, for decades, they were a safe haven for anyone looking for bladder relief and a “wash and brush up”.

Once the Gay community (now lauded for being brave and strong) realised they were an ideal hunting ground, endorsed by our former leader Charles Lynton, most Councils wisely chose to close them down in the interests of public safety.

Another example of diversity being our strength. If the original toilets were still available, there would be no need for pop up urinals (very unfair to wimminz and the deceased workman) and there would be more toilets available in cities for those in need.

A great legacy from our alphabet friends, who now should have C added to their alphabetical list to celebrate the fact that they are indeed CUNTS.

BBC News Link

Nominated by: Sir Cuntalot

And supported by: Komodo

Some conveniences may have been closed because of The Gayness, but most were closed because councils had other things to do with our money. Like promoting The Gayness, indeed.

BBC News Link 2

This started before 2010, though, and probably under Blair, who had grounds to feel embarrassment every time he used one…

Over the last few days and weeks I’ve been watching the rather excellent political sitcom/drama “The Thick of It” courtesy of the pre-woke BBC.

The Thick of It

It’s basically an updated version of the classic 70s BBC TV comedy “Yes, Minister” with incompetent ministers in charge of government departments and being constantly wrong-footed by civil servants & spin-doctors with their own political agendas involving government policy (sound familiar?)

Anyway, in one episode a minister is told by one of his media advisors to spend a week working at the coal face! In other words to spend 2 or 3 days actually working in an immigration office to oversee how the system works from within rather than just spending 30 minutes doing a photo-op, answering scripted questions, a few fake smiles and shaking hands with nonentities before retiring back to  the safety of their office and forgetting it all in an instant.

I think this would be an excellent idea in reality because newly appointed ministers never really know what the problems are within public sector services other than being told via their very many advisors, experts and other talking heads.

Imagine for a moment the following:-

Suella Braverman spending an entire week at immigration offices in London and the Border Force in Dover.

Ben Wallace spending a week in Ukraine, hopefully on the Front Line

Michael Gove spending a week in some 2 up, 2 down terraced council house in a grotty hellhole in Leicester

Steve Barclay spending a week at an A&E hospital in some major city, perhaps travelling with a paramedics team in an ambulance on a Friday/Saturday night.

Will never happen of course as these ministers will bleat they don’t have the time for such things. But until these pampered cunts actually have a taste of what their departments are all about at the “coalface” they will never be in a position to fix the problems from within. And as a consequence when they subsequently fail at their jobs they will no doubt be shuffled across to another department (Michael Gove!) and the whole farce starts all over again!

Nominated by: Technocunt

As with immigration, the Tories talk a good game on woke, Sunak vowing in in his leadership campaign last year to stop the “woke nonsense permeating public life”

Fast forward 6 months and Rishi is PM, and guess what? The Tory Party is holding online diversity training workshops for its aspiring MPs, addressing such burning issues as “white resentment” and “unconscious bias”.

Prospective candidates are encouraged to use gender-neutral words like “they” and “their”. References are made to “microaggressions”, such as asking a black colleague “are you able to sit out in the sun without any sun cream?” and “why does your hair not look like ours?”

Eh? Jesus fucking Christ on an e-scooter!

Promise one thing, shamelessly do the exact opposite and expect nobody to notice.

Like the pledge in their 2010, 2015 and 2017 election manifestos, to reduce net immigration to the “tens of thousands”. Barely got below the three hundreds of thousands.

Johnson dropped that pledge in 2019, changed it to “control immigration”, the assumption being that with his “oven ready” Brexit bollocks and a government consisting almost entirely of Brexiteers, net immigration figures would be slashed dramatically… after all, the Tories were “bringing back control”, right?

Surprise surprise, in 2022 net immigration was the highest on record at 504,000!

Give me fucking strength!

Eastern Eye

Nominated by: Minge Juice Bottler

and supported by: Komodo

Supplementary link to show how many firms there are doing the diversity training racket. Must be money in it!

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The froggy cunt has had an “extreme body modification” to turn itself into a Black Alien. Good gawd I hear all the LBGTQI-+ creepos rattling their piercings and trying to work out the appropriate pronoun and its place on the Perversion Spectrum. Not to mention all the genuine Black Aliens out there bitching about racial and cultural appropriation.

This reject from The Twilight Zone (Rod Serling we need your help on this one mate) is pictured posing for a photocall to emphasise that it only wants to be left alone to find its inner Zen.

“I’ve tattooed my entire body and removed my ears, nostrils and fingers to look like a ‘black alien’ – and now restaurants won’t serve me”

Poor love but most bars and restaurants and dives in Brighton would be delighted for its custom and to provide it with some very lucrative sex work. This doll has an extra hole. How we rage against B A P’s social exclusion. Right on and wear a pink rosette. Never mind. It will soon be hosting Strictly Come Dancing or Eurovision now the BBC are doing it.

Worth mentioning that despite having gone to all this trouble it is hardly unique viz The Bride of Wildenstein and Mick Jagger.

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No mention whatsoever it has done to its genitalia. And to mark the Black Alien’s card, you do not look like an alien, just a cunt that is going to fall apart with infection in years to come. Apart from what you have done to yourself, sex work in Brighton will do that for you.

Daily Fail Link.

Nominated by : Sir Limply Stoke

 bunch of black cops snuff out a black fella and it’s racism and the honky man’s fault.

Even President Freepass has stuck his oar in about ‘his outrage’ against the ‘fears black and brown people live with every day ‘

No fair trial again then, the stupid cunt.

Still, at least I know it’s all my fault. I thank the protestors for educating me with the banners and rants I witnessed on the telly.

Yes, when blacks kill blacks it’s the honky man’s fault.

Get to fuck!

Washington Post News Link

Nominated by: Cuntybollocks

And endorsed by: Herman Jelmet

I would like to endorse this cunting if I may.

After hearing of the truly awful killing of a young unarmed black man at the hands of a group of Police Officers over in the US, I’m currently sat on tenterhooks, awaiting the inevitable fallout.

The accusations of racism against every institution known to man
The protests.
The rioting.
The looting.
The injured Police Officers (in this country)
The kneeling Police Officers (in this country)
The murals.
The Statues.
English Premier League teams playing 12 matches with ‘Black.Lives Matter’ emblazoned on the backs of shirts.
Gareth Southgate to announce another 5 years of kneeling.

I await with much interest.