The Guardian (27)

 
In the article below, the journalist(?) goes into great detail about how over-tourism is bad for the natives in the places it affects and how a selection of tourists misbehave while on holiday by struggling to fit in and having no respect for the place they are temporarily visiting. Sound familiar?

Don’t get me wrong, I agree tourists can be major fucking bellends while abroad and they definitely deserves their own cunting but that isn’t the problem here.

The problem is that the Guardian are quick to have a call to arms and basically hammer home the point that tourists need to “fit in or fuck off” at the end of the article. Yet their most recent write up on the dinghy raiders goes as follows,

“ Will we finally learn, I wonder, that it’s those who demonise fellow humans from foreign lands who pose the greatest danger, not those who flock to our shores and enrich our communities, culture and lives.”

Get to actual fuck.

Guardian

Nominated by Hand 2 Gland.

Lizzo [4]


Not only is she a fat revolting sight with all the grace of a heifer stuck in the mud, the voice of failed x factor cunt and the dress sense of a bag of chips, it turns out that she is allegedly a fucking sexual deviant.

It as been reported that amongst other things she been telling/urging some of her dancers to eat bananas out out each others cunts. Allegedly. Twatter was trending Yesterday this giant hippo like turd predilections for fanny flavoured fruit.

Some of her dancers have now started to complain, big style, who could blame them ? she is about as sexy as a dog turd.

Grauniad Link.

Nominated by : Everyonesacunt

The ‘Whatever’ Podcast


A fat titted with side-boob cunting for the awful Whatever pod cast.

Apparently it is about relationships between the sexes. To me it looks and sounds like bickering between Jesus freaks, pick-up artists and trad wives on one side, and onlyflange girls and instagurners on the other.

The media pushers of victimhood say this sort of shite is ‘problematic’ and makes women look dumb. I’m afraid these creatures are probably already beyond dumb. This podcsst makes them look dumber, but also very shallow, materialistic and deluded as well as insecure.

However, on the other side you get some quite vile blokes, fat hypocrites whose reasoning extends to ‘it’s okay for me because I’m a man’. The worst of the Red Pill fraternity, such as nutbar/rational thinker Rollo Tommassi, the closeted Tate worshippers with their homo star signs such as Sigma, beta, alpha.
Some are so egregious they wear baseball caps back-to-front, on camera. If one of these cunts walked into an English pub, he’d get battered, having left his glock at his flat pack house in Cleveland, Cincinatti or other Ohio toilet.

Overall this podcast sits in the nexus of the internet’s gutter culture, along with Onlyfans and Tik Tok narcissists.

The linked article from Unherd likens this grotesque circus to Jerry Springer. I say it is the gormless zoomer version of that other freak show, Big Brother.

It has a large following , given it is only a podcast and youtube channel, I can only guess at how vapid the minds that tune in for insights and drama must be. They might make viewers of Strictly look like von Neumann or Turing.

If i had my way, i’d relocate the studio to the Woomera test range in Aus’ and drop a fucking neutron bomb on the lot of them.

https://unherd.com/thepost/does-the-whatever-podcast-make-women-look-stupid/

Nominated by : Cuntamus Prime

Toco [2]


The Japanese man who thinks he’s a collie goes for his very first walkies in public.

Daily Fail Link.

He says he was very nervous. How? Did he spell it out on an alphabet board? He’s a fucking dog, they can’t speak.

Why isn’t he in a secure home ( for the mentally deranged) and not walking the streets. Incidentally, I worry about the person who took him walkies.

What if he decides he’s got rabies, and does a Cujo?

Nominated by : Jeezum Priest

André Rieu


André Rieu is a cunt. With his face looking as if he’s permanently being
given a blowjob from Christine Lagarde (EU Political Cunt).

He belts out The Blue Danube, Ave Maria and Bolero for a bunch of feeble
minded women, OAPs, dementia sufferers and their carers. There isn’t a
dry seat in the house when he’s finished.

He also uses stooge dancers to go among the crowd, enticing them to dance
as if he’s some sort of magician. If Vlad is watching it he must think
the EU is still in the 1800s with opera every night. The cunt.

https://www.andrerieu.com/en (Link courtesy of Geordie Twatt)

Nominated by : Anton Pillar