Getting the right arsehole over this spreading No Name game. The Show With No Name. The Pub With No Name. Comedy Improv With No Name. The Panto with No Name. The Curry House With No Name (signature dish No Name Masala I kid you not). The Gin With No Name for crissake (but oh so very expensive) with its twee hand filled reusable chunky glass bottles. The Gender With No Name.

Talking of that fuckabilly I was upstairs on the bus the other day and within six inches of my nose a couple sat down. A couple of what? Now there you have me. A pair of non-identifying nose ringed, pierced and inked with ratty hair that’s been bleached and colour rinsed in old horse piss….well a pair of those.

One pig fat and smelling of sweet pork and the other with its fanny whiffing of cheese, much younger and elfin small wearing old school NHS glasses. The little elf giggled a lot and lowered its eyes in submission as it reached forward and took sweets one by one from Mamma Pigs huge handbag. Mamma Pig every so often would lick its lip pins and waggle one fat finger to establish control.

They jabbered and lisped away in what I took to be Ukrainian (pretty sure because lots down my way) and then I twigged. Took a while because this lifestyle is usually pretty well hidden even in hedonistic and ugly Brighton. A touch of the old dominants and submissives, another Club With No Name. A bit extreme even for my old arse – but inject a bit of Nazi leather, oh yes.

So where to go to from here – the Beckhams and Gwinnie Paltrow having a last swing at child bearing with The Child With No Name? Many of those cunts appearing in Courts up and down the land already.

“I self identify as The Person With No Name Your Honour”

Plenty in my family down the centuries but we have a name for them – Bastards. So if any brain drooling trendy cannot think of a name for its enterprise I offer a choice of the following, all copyright free:

Cunting, bollocks, shite arsed, dick fuck, anal retentive, pox cock, fanny fumbler, minge and juice….oh I don’t know I could be cutting off my own foreskin giving away some of this golden creative.

“Coming for a swift half dahn the Minge and Juice mate?”

Now that has traction.

Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke

I would like to nominate Sir Mark Rowley (MET CHIEF) on the basis that he is a useless cunt in regards to the planned free Palestine march that is due to take place this weekend on armistice day.

He states that the march is allowed to go ahead under UK Law unless the threat of serious disorder emerges.

So whats happened the previous weeks with these marches and the 78 year old veteran who was assaulted whilst selling poppies isn’t an indication that there will be numerous incidents over the weekend as we have previously seen.

It angers me as an ex soldier who has lost close friends that this day is going to be tarnished by the biggest collection of hoofwankingbunglecunts this country has ever seen.

The MET need to remove the tampon and start doing what they are paid to do.

Link below

BBC News

Nominated by: Two Pies

 

J.S. old gaff, I’d might have thought the Beeb would have turned this into a museum of some kind C.A.

Oh dear, those cunts at Jimmy Saville House just can’t get anything right.

A plaque honouring the ‘first black Briton’ has been removed after DNA testing revealed that she was not of sub-Saharan origin but southern Europe, likely Cyprus. The plaque was installed after the remains of 1,800 year old ‘Beachy Head Lady’ were found and were featured in the BBC2 series Black and British presented by uber cunt David Olusoga.

Maybe Marianna Spring and the rest of BBC Verify were on a pro-Palestine march or were too busy shilling for NatWest and digging up dirt on Nigel Farage and the Russians?

Anyway, at least Anne Boleyn was still black and Africans built Stonehenge.

Right?

telegraph

Nominated by Liberal Liquidator.

 
This cunt just can’t keep his nose out of things that don’t concern him.
Seemingly emboldened by having his recent suspension overturned, the interfering cunt has come out in support of a pro Palestinian march on Armistice day. (A cunts trick in its own right).

How much longer do we have to put up with this anti British pillock?
At a time when the BBC is struggling to pay its own pensions, I’d have thought they’d have given this overpaid wanker the sack, but of course it is the anti Semitic BBC after all.

Mind your own business Lineker, wind your black neck in, and just fuck off.

Nominated by Duke of Cuntshire and endorsed by Herman Jelmet below.

I’d like to endorse this nom if I may.

Gary Lineker.

Could this piece of shit stoop any fucking lower?

It only seems like 5 minutes ago that this Saint like, highly paid by the UK taxpayer, persecuted ethnic minority was accusing the UK government of engaging in language and rhetoric similar to that heard in 1930s Germany.

Of course the left, and other assorted media nodding dogs all championed Saint Gary’s brave opinion (from their exclusively white suburbs and mansions – naturally)

Now it would appear that Saint Gary, would like to throw his virtuous support behind another pro Palestine march. This one planned for Armistice Day of all days.

Interestingly enough – Some of the language and rhetoric used on these “peaceful” protest marches, is not unlike the language used in 1930s Germany.

What a wanker.

Msn.com

Express

Well, fuck my old brown boots, it would appear that UC , that former bastion of erudition has now been sold down the Swanee by the quislings at the BBC lovers and has a new clueless melamine enriched host to replace the mighty Paxo.

A replacement for Bamber G was tricky but Paxo’s sneering superiority was magnificent and an absolute joy to watch whilst he belittled the ludicrous pap peddled by the latest intake of ‘uni’ stewdents.

I loved catching UC as a council house kid in the 70’s and it taught me much, however handing the reins to an ethnic who’s only ability is to read an autocue is tantamount to kicking the last brick from the wall of what once used to be the greatest country in the world.

Frankly, I’m surprised they didn’t give the gig to the mighty intellectual that is Rylan Clerk-Cunt. Wankers.

(Apologies for lack of link, I’m sure my fellow cunters will help me out..)
(Nope, Night Admin helped you out because he’s awesome – NA)

Nominated by : Kunte Kunty