There’s good news and bad news as far as the convicted killer of little Jamie Bulger is concerned.

First the good news. Venables has had his application for release from prison denied by the Parole Board. Three reasons were stated by the Board in reaching their decision; (a) a lack of honesty on the part of ‘Honest Jon’ when dealing with professionals (b) Venables’ possession of ‘sexual imagery’ and (c) continuing threat posed to the public (no fucking shit Sherlock).

So what’s the bad news? Well the cunt’s only certain to remain in his cage for another two years, after which time he’ll presumably be eligible to apply again. Until then, his board and lodging, and such remedial treatments as are deemed necessary, will continue to be met by the taxpayer aka you and me.

Things would be so much simpler if I had my way. Mr Venables would immediately be fitted with a pair of concrete wellies, flown over the North Sea in a helicopter, and flung out.

Such a simple, elegant, and cost effective solution to my mind.

Mirror News

Nominated by: Ron Knee

(Am surprised the cunt didn’t plead mental ‘elf ishoos or identify as a black, lesbian, trans goldfish. That would have got him off! – Day Admin)

is an air headed Gen-Z cunt.

Thinks that working a 9-5 job will kill her, and has urged her followers on Instagram, all 2,500 of them ( deluded twats, or just folk amused to see what shite she comes out with next?) to promote her music, presumably because she thinks she’s going to be the next big thing

Any. Day. Now.

I’ve news for you, sweetie. Musicians, even famous one, work very hard indeed. They are not carried about on silken palaquins and fed milk and honey.

Anyway, if every person adopted your attitude, who will make your avocado on sourdough with a chai latte?

40+ parents, this is what you spawned.

Business insider

Nominated by Jeezum Priest.

I was reading my local online rag today, and they were promoting the ‘new’ Kent & Medway Food & Drink awards. BTW…. (Medway IS in Kent, so fuck knows why it’s called Kent AND Medway….why not just Kent?)

You can nominate in various categories, and there’s £100 prize draw should you decide to nominate a business, so though I would click on the link and have a look.

Here is the link:
Iliffe Media Promotions

Now, the more astute of you cunters will not the various categories of nominations……particularly the one named ‘Food Bank of the Year‘

I mean what the fuck???? Food banks are now in line for awards? Can imagine people going to TripAdvisor to read the reviews of various local food banks and avoiding the 1 2 or 3 star rated ones. ‘er Wayne, our local food bank ‘as got some shit reviews……lets fuck off over to the one in the next town it’s a lot better’

Surely someone at the Kent & Medway food and drink awards are taking the piss, or they have a fuck off ivory tower. I am not a great advocate of food banks, as was once said ‘build it and they will come’ There aren’t queues outside off licenses but I am sure if I opened a beer bank, there would be fucking queues round the block full of people stating they can’t afford the price of beer. Sometimes we create a demand, where before there wasn’t.

Anyway, I digress……..to suggest we should vote for our ‘best’ food bank is deserving of a right cunting.

Nominated by: Chuff Chugger

More cuntage wrapped up in shiny paper, which once opened reveals yet another steaming turd!

Daily Telegraph

Unfortunately, this is from the Telegraph, which is usually behind a pay wall ( because their turds, sorry words are so precious, we should pay), but you’ll get the gist, and other papers will have cut and pasted.

Basically, if you’ve been a sensible person and whacked cash away for your old age, you’ve sort of shot yourself in the foot. What you’ve done is very sensible, you didn’t do ought wrong.

But if your income exceeds a certain amount pa, you get taxed like a working person. By hanging on to the triple lock, a lot of people with a small private income will see a big chunk of that vanish in Income Tax come next April.

Oh, you won’t be worse off, but you won’t be as well off as you thought. Funny how these magnificent looking gestures always hit the lower income folk were it hurts, eh?

How about having a pensioner personal allowance of say £25k, that would take most people on state, small private income out of the tax bracket altogether.

And in case any MP reads this, the Grey Pound actually votes, you know?

Nominated by: Jeezum Priest

 
Having read this remarkably selfish, childish, deeply ungenerous interview – and I know – for the groupies in the studio audience, is a god O’Sullivan who can do no wrong, I have to say what a deeply unpleasant little shit he is. Take this especially egregious quote:

“I’m just hanging around so people don’t get as good as a career as me,” he said.

“If I could stop [Mark] Selby winning a few, and Judd winning a few, and Ding and [Neil] Robertson winning a few – just ruin their careers a little bit – that would be great. Sometimes that’s just a nice motivation to play.”

There you have it – a man obviously despite his great wealth, hates real life – who still thinks he is a child to be humoured, and given into, who can´t stand losing, and, because he is unhappy himself wants to make others unhappy.

The man who constantly witters on about how much he dislikes snooker, Ronnie, the reluctant winner, Ronnie with his faux modesty, Ronnie the man who longs for retirement, Ronnie whose brooding presence and impassive disdain is clear when his opponent is scoring, Ronnie with his dreary bored voice. Ronnie the total arsehole.

If he really is as bored as he says, why doesn’t he do us all a favour and retire as he has been promising or threatening to do for the last decade. He isn´t a ¨sportsman¨, he is a boring little egomaniac.

Bbc news

Nominated by W. C. Boggs.