Well now, this murdering scumbag has got parole for murdering his girlfriend.
Claiming he thought it was an intruder in the bathroom, he shot through the door.
Yeah, yeah. The worlds full of burglars who break in to use the toilet. It couldn’t possibly have been his girlfriend, Reeva Steenkamp, sitting on the throne.
Personally, I never thought he had a leg to stand on…..
Nominated by: Duke of Cuntshire
A nomination for Brighton dog walker (and sometime abuser) Luke Cobb, who was caught on video smashing a dog in his care against a brick wall.
Seems the video has circulated around social media and now Lukey is in trouble with the law, being charged with cruelty to animals. A pre-Christmas court date of 21st December has been set. The family must be thrilled.
A mate of mine knows this cunt and can vouch for the accounts of the other dog owners who have called him callous and unhelpful after he lost their pup on a walk. Apparently he has form for losing dogs. My mate was involved in a search for one of them, and said Luke didn’t bother to join in. Sounds like his missus has an attitude problem as well.
One customer has referred to him as a ‘snidey prick’, although I’ve found that’s all too common an attitude in Brighton.
I notice there is a lot of ‘commentary’ on his business’s Facebook page, with his full address having been handed out, although with the Mail revealing the street name and a picture of him and his ghastly abode, it’s not as if people couldn’t use street view to find the cunt, as well as tip-offs from legions of angry locals who have used his services.
Anyway, I’d like to see him try picking up my dog and shoving her into a wall.
The cheeky cunt would probably charge me for building repairs. He’d have more luck with Phil Vickery (the rugby player, not the chef).
Nominated by: Cuntamus Prime
Parp parp!
A maiden voyage for the fragrant Laura Trott. The Tory Chief Secretary to the Treasury has announced that disabled people must work from home to ‘do their duty’.
This Bridget Jones sound-alike has roundly confirmed that there is very little going on between her pretty 38 year old ears. By opening her pie-hole, she has insulted people with disabilities up and down the country. Many disabled people who can work do actually work. Well whatdya know, these disabled people have bills to pay and aspirations in life just like normal, able-bodied humans like you, Trotty. This daft mare may actually be surprised by this titbit?
Some disabled people below pensionable age are so severely disabled that work isn’t an option, let alone prospective employers simply don’t want to make the adjustments necessary to accommodate them.
I’ll tell you what Trotty, how about first having a clear-out of the dead-wood in the Treasury that “get by” day to day on gold plated civil serpent packages whilst wiggling their arse in the air on their peloton or snoozing at their desks, or by getting paid and talking wank. Like you. That would save considerably more money than picking on disabled people. How about sorting out the dinghy gimmegrants and telling them to work? Nah, too big a fucking problem of the Tories’ own making.
Where the fuck did they find this bint – probably noshed and polished a few cocks in the Treasury to get the gig.
Just fuck off with you. This stupid Trott tart makes my piss fizz.
Linky thing here:
Nominated by: Paul Maskinback
(More info here. And not to be confused with Laura Trott the cyclist here – Day Admin)
Let’s have an I can’t unsee that cunting for Dirty Dame Judi Dench, who traumatized her daughter Finty Williams (who the hell names their kid Finty?) and actor Chris Logan (who the hell is Chris Logan?) by Face Timing them when she was nude.
*blech*
It seems dearest Finty wanted mummy to call and wish Chris a happy birthday so mummy obliged by Face Timing the duo from the privacy of her bath…in the nude. Butt naked as it were. In her birthday suit…as she entered this world…with nothing left to the imagination.
*blech again*
I wonder how many years of therapy and substance abuse counselling the pair will have to undergo in order to cope with that horrific sight?
For her part the Old Trout blamed it on her poor eyesight and not understanding how her smart phone works. But it seems there’s more here than meets the eye. (Pun intended.)
It’s not the first time the Dirty Dame has sent naughty selfies to someone. Apparently, she’s admitted to mooning Oprah and Harvey Weinstein via smartphone (I can’t think of a more deserving pair) and has talked openly about her favorite “naughty knicker shop”, her attraction to co-star Ali Fazal (who?) and how her feelings of desire just won’t go away.
OK…I don’t want to be cruel. We all age. But here in the states when Grandpa has the urge to drive we take his car keys away. For the love of Aphrodite somebody please take the Old Trout’s phone away!
If this doesn’t turn the IsaC Horn Section into the IsaC Wind Section then nothing will!
*blech*
Nominated by: General Cuntster
is still a massive cunt.
This time for retweeting a post by Hamas fan-boy Owen Jones.
He kept quiet on the day of the Hamas atrocities and for a long time afterwards, but has now decided to give his expert opinion on the Israel/Hamas war.
Reminds me of when he tweeted ‘how awful’ it was when Israeli soldiers shot dead an ‘aspiring’ Palestinian footballer, failing to mention that at the time, he was firing an automatic rifle at the soldiers.
Nominated by mystic maven.