Never thought id say this but.
Do we need to uncunt the Dutch?
Majority voting Geert Wilders with no fear of repercussion from Islam, Greens or the left.
Don’t think even he believed it but people need to watch and learn that enough is enough of these cunts.
So to the EU and left, their people have spoken.
Who has the balls to keep it going?
Nominated by: King Cunt
(And the typical reaction from The Sun of all tabloid rags – Day Admin)
Imposter syndrome is defined as a ‘psychological occurrence in which people doubt their skills, talents, or accomplishments and have a persistent internalized fear of being exposed as frauds. Despite external evidence of their competence, those experiencing this phenomenon do not believe they deserve their success or luck’.
Celebrity ‘suffers’ include Lady Gaga, actress Emma Watson and shock horror, Meghan Markle. Meghan wondered “if she was good enough to even be there” regarding her blink and you’ll miss it acting career and the high pressure job of being a “briefcase girl” on Deal or No Deal. Emma Watson whined about feeling “incredibly uncomfortable” when receiving recognition for dressing up as a schoolgirl wizard and giving Ron Weasley a case of prematurus ejaculatus.
I think this whole thing is just a manifestation of their own guilt for building successful careers on the back of little or no talent. They are right in a way because a lot of todays entertainers success is undeserved through questionable talent but they don’t quit and stack shelves in Aldi do they? Its so much easier to latch onto a syndrome and wallow in self-pity.
Politicians certainly don’t seem to suffer from it. Quite the opposite in fact with their unshakeable belief in their own abilities and Messiah complexes despite how corrupt, greedy or just plain fucking useless they are.
These poor celebrities never seem to express the same levels of self-doubt when they are lecturing the plebs on climate change, Brexit or racism though do they?
Strange that.
Nominated by Liberal Liquidator.
So it’s a rush once again for the Christmas Number One single – but at least this year it’s not likely to be the atrocious LadBaby. No this year, it’s a fight between the dead cunts…
So will it be Denny Laine (Mull of Kintyre) or Shane McGowan (The Fairytale of New York)?
There’s form for this of course. If you want a number one then you need to die first. I give you in no particular order : Freddie Mercury, Johnny Cash, David Bowie, Michael Jackson, George Micheal and no doubt many more – all assured of the number one spot for no other reason than some cynical shit of a record company cashed in on the grief of fans (sad cunts, but that’s another story)
Well I’m happy to put up with being a nobody if it means I have to die first to get a hit record.
Anyway, my version of the Pogues Christmas number one is, in my humble opinion, not only better but more accurate.
Nominated by Chas Crane
A cunting please for Warwick University Students Union. They have voted to change all their catering outlets to vegan only, which will materialise by 2027 and is the 8th student union to go vegan.
So in the space of a generation we’ve gone from complaining about no veggie only crap to now saying you can’t have anything else. And this is being done in the name of our old friend The Climate Crisis.
Oven. With meat in it please.
Nominated by: So Long And Thanks For All The Cunts
The Human race, basically are cunts.
Look at the news right now and there are wars in eastern Europe, the Middle East; at least two there and three in Africa.
In modern history we have had two world wars and in ancient history far too many wars too mention.
Civilisations, What the fuck is civil about sacrifices. Every civilisation I can think of as at some time regarded human sacrifice as part and parcel of their civilisation. Ancient Britons, Romans, Mongols, Mayans Chinese Africans,.honestly , the list is almost endless.
Slavery pretty much the same as the above paragraph. The east Africans do not have a monopoly on creating and degrading their own kind into slavery. Britons, Romans, Slavs, Egyptians, Native Americans and many many more races have enslaved other people throughout history.
Yes The Human race has been cunts towards each other for probably forever.
In the old testament we are told the story of Noah. God was so displeased with human kind that he wiped us from the face of the earth with the exception of Noah and his family.
Basically we humans are/have been cunts to one another forever.
Nominated by: Everyonesacunt