Author Archives: A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Romanian gangs

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A dozen cunts from our new cousins in the Fourth Reich, Romania, giving us an advanced demonstration of what to expect once the flood doors open next January.

The cunts smashed their way into jewellers across London and pocketed a million quid. One of the fuckers told the cops ‘I don’t care, I go to prison to go on holiday.’ Oi, Cameron you cunt, you listening yet? Prison here is better than being in their own country FFS!

And guess what? They’re going to be deported when they come out. Just like Abu Qatada, eh? And the cunts will be straight back again on the next banana boat. The biggest cunts here are the British public for putting up with this shit.

Nominated by : Dioclese

Politicians

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Been screwing around on this mortal coil long enough to know that all politicians are cunts. Only difference is that once they had some experience of life so at least were self taught cunts. Now they are mostly young done politics at uni and nothing else type cunts.

Think of voting UKIP? Wait till they will turn out to be UCUNTS. Our only salvation from politicians ( and police, unions, NHS, bankers, BBC, Church, Eton boys etc etc ) is to be bigger cunts than thay are

Nominated by : Sir Limply Stoke

The European Union

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The European Union is an organisation of first rate cunts.

They have systematically destroyed the lives of millions of people in the name of cuntish ideology. These self-serving bureaucratic cunts don’t give the slightest fuck about democracy or the harsh cuntish realities they are creating.

These cunts are destroying Europe and should be fucked off into the political wilderness.

Nominated by : Alf Garnet

Tony Robinson

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My old Eton fags recall union activist, crap actor, former Baldrick and Time Team presenter Tony Robinson emerging out of the right on rat holes of the 80s Brighton arts scene. Before that he did similar things in Bristol apparantly.

So Time Team has run out of time after 20 years but the endless repeats remain, padding out daytime Freeview scheduling where Tumbrils Tony continues to shoe horn in his marxist mantra alongside Carry on Cabby and Dickinson’s Real Deal.

The March of Time Team starts with the svelt pig tailed Tony talking to da yoot, shape shifts into cunt with skid mark dyed beard and finishes with the current bald champagne socialist fat old fuck.

Time Team’s legacy? Archeology for all? It has tought white van man to buy a metal detector and find the best sites to ravage for the car boot sale.

Tony Robinson, a cunt for the common man

Nominated by : Sir Limply Stoke

(And the cunt never had a cunning plan in his whole fucking life!)