A national treasure that deserves to be whipped and mounted. All teeth and tits but a great ride.
Chain a Gurkha to her ankle and chuck in the Thames, the superior posh totty cunt!
Nominated by : John Steed
Author Archives: A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts
John Virgo
I’ve had enough of listening to this hateful tedious cunt. Year after year he spouts his shite on commentary, ruining the snooker with his slagging of shots of players whose shoes the cunt would never have been fit to shine.
And his impressions were fucking wick too, 30 years ago.
John Vagina more like.
Nominated by : Dan
Old Age
Arthritis, prostate, baldness. Can’t walk but can’t stop peeing.
Old age is a real cunt.
But at least it doesn’t last long…
Nominated by : Anonymous
Carol Vordeman
I cannot not believe that nobody has cunted Carol ‘Cuntflaps’ Vordeman!
I saw her on Loose Wimmen the other day. More facelifts than the Albert Hall. Good job PIP used the stuff they did because tits that size would need industrial strength silicone.
I wouldn’t fuck it with yours.
Nominated by : Cuntflaps
Jeremy Kyle [2]
Jeremy Kyle is a right cunt. Telling us how to live and shit. Just a poor mans Jerry Springer.
Saw him at Aldis once. He was buying cheap beans, you know the ones that come from Estonia and are cheaper than the carrier bags.
At times like this I ask: What would Cato the younger have done? Probably open a vein and have a hot bath. Good man that Cato the younger.
Nominated by : Lard Porsenna of Clusium