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The Welsh

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The Welsh are all cunts. The fucking lot of them. They sell you a cottage, take your money to renovate it, then burn it down and charge you to rebuild it.

And when you criticise them, they winge on and on and on, taking no fucking notice of what you are saying and accuse you of being a bigot. The bastards hate everyone but themselves.

And have you noticed that when you go into a welsh pub, they all stop talking English and revert to Welsh! Fucking ignorant cunts!

No wonder a sheep tied to a lamp post passes for a leisure centre in Cardiff. Inbred, ignorant, xenophobic, self-opinionated cunts the lot of them!

And the cunts can’t sing either.

Nominated by English Bigot

Jeremy Clarkson

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Where is JEREMY CLARKSON on this site?

Surely some fucker must have nominated him by now??

Fuckin rat pissed off to China (best place for him, hope he stays there!), but must say I’m really surprised his boat race isn’t been on here at least a dozen times !!

What a complete CUNT !!

Nominated by Anonymous

Neighbours

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This Guest Post is by Dioclese, who won DeadPool2

Neighbours are cunts. No – not those Neighbours, my fucking neighbours!

Their dogs piss on my plants, they park their cars on the pavement in front of my door, try to steal my garden ornaments, drop oil on our drive and generally behave like a bunch of self-opinionated, egocentric fucking arseholes.

And they’ve all got big houses on 110% mortgages, flash cars on the never never, maxed out credit cards, and important jobs. Well, I’m glad the cunts are important at work because they’re fuck all round here.

And when I complain, it’s my fault their dogs have nowhere else to piss, my fault that they have to pay for the car park next door. It’s always my fault whatever they do, the cunts. The other day one of the cunts came banging on my door because I complained he’d parked in front of my garage door and I couldn’t get my car out. Apparently that was my fault because he couldn’t find anywhere else to park! Then the cunt told me that all my neighbours hate me and I should fuck off and live somewhere else. Well, fuck him, the cunt! Fuck ’em all. I’ll stay here and outlast the bastards.

But what really gets me about these cunts is that they all think I should care what they think of me, but they don’t give a flying fucking fuck what I think of them because I don’t fucking count. What a bunch of cunts! 

Nominated by Dioclese

Matt Lucas and David Walliams

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Matt Lucas and David Walliams are cunts. They are not as funny as they think they are.

Matt Lucas is a homophobic pigugly queen who would normally only live in a dark room of a seedy gay bar in East London, and David Walliams has a bit too much fun dressing up as women and showing his ass to everyone and licking old bints’ feet. In interviews they always tell each other how super hilariously funny they are.

Well, sorry, you are on my cunt-radar for having only one joke (gays and fat people and poor people and transvestites are funny, well, not necessarily, as you cunts keep demonstrating). Come fly with me to cunt-hell.

Nominated by bobolala

Guy Verhofstadt

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Guy Verhofstadt is a slimy Belgian, who sits in the European Parliament thinking he is the dogs bollocks…except for one thing, he isnt, he is a cunt.

…also he looks like Ken from Citizen Smith, I liked Ken though, not that bastard. He also looks like every other Belgian on the planet, which means your children arent safe as he’d lock them in a cellar.

Then kill them.

Nominated by danidiot