Harry Redknapp is a rubber faced, dodgy as fuck, geriatric bedwetting type of Cunt.
Lets hope you go down for Tax Evasion you tight fisted old bastard as you will get a good few “Bungs” up the shitpipe once you get locked up.
See if you can sign your shit fucking son Jamie to play for HMP Pentonville X1 when you get there, after all you have signed him for most of your teams even when he has been a useless fucking cripple.
Simon Cowell is a high trousered, man boobed, greedy Susan Boyle shagging cunt
Carol McGiffin. Do I need to say anymore. Just Carol McGiffin.
The thesaurus says…
“DOG UGLY MUNTER WITH FACIAL FEATURES LIKE A BULLDOGS ARSE HOLE.
WEEPING JAPS EYE.
A BROWN SMEAR OF A CUNT THAT SHOULD BE WIPED OFF ONE’S SHOE. FUCKING LICE RIDDEN.
TALENTLESS LEATHER FACED OLD BITCH.
AN URGE TO PUNCH A RANCID OLD MOUTHY GOBSHITE OVERPAID LUNCHTIME TV CUNT.
SUE POLLARDS RIGHT SIDE PISS FLAP.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT ODOUR? – CAROL MCGIFFIN (SIC)
A TOTALLY ANCIENT AND JUSTIFIED NEW YEARS CUNT.”
Does that cover it?
Anthony Worrall Thompson is a short arse, stroppy, shoplifting celebrity chef of a cunt.
Getting his vicarious kicks from nicking cheese and wine at the self service checkout by not scanning it and walking out without paying when he can easily afford it. At least the cunt had the good grace to thieve from Tesco who are the biggest rip off merchant cunts going.
Apart from Waitrose!
Alex Fucking Salmond, is a little Fat obnoxious cocksucking smug Bastard type of Cunt.
A jumped up short arsed pie eating fucker who has the audacity to dictate to the rest of the United Kingdom.
Fuck right off you useless Nationalistic fake smily faced prick and take all your dole scrounging fried Mars Bar eating jocktastic fuckwitts with you.
Bunch of smelly unwashed thick as fuck animal shagging SNP Cunts.