Arthritis, prostate, baldness. Can’t walk but can’t stop peeing.
Old age is a real cunt.
But at least it doesn’t last long…
Nominated by : Anonymous
Author Archives: A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts
Charities
Waive that fucking tin under my nose one more time and I’ll shove it up your arse, you cunt!
Nominated by : Ebenezer
American Scouts
FFS! Now it’s OK for some poofta to be a boy scout in the States but not to be a scout leader.
I always knew America was full of homophobic cunts but what the fuck were they on when they thought this one up?
Nominated by : Baden Powell’s Gay Lover
Les Miserables
Based on a book by a 19th century French cunt that runs to 5 fucking volumes, it dirges on for 3 fucking hours. 3 hours FFS! 3 hours of unrelenting, boring, mind rotting squalour and misery.
The film is even worse, because Russell Crowe CANNOT FUCKING SING!!
(Note to self : must cunt Russell Crowe)
Who in their right mind would want to sit through this shit?
And…. it’s the world’s longest running musical.
Wish I’d fucking written it.
Nominated by : Andrew Lloyd Webber
(Sour grapes, eh Andrew?…)
Trolls
What’s with these cunts?
Nothing better to do than to post shit comments on blogs just to piss off the author. I’ve had my share lately, and all I have to say is “Fuck the fucking fuck off, you fuckers!”
Definitely cunts.
Nominated by : Dioclese