T Mobile are cunts.
Their phones are useless, their staff are fuckwits, their advertising is cuntingly misleading and their website is bollocks.
Bunch of fucking cunts.
Nominated by Mister FuckFones
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Paddy McGuinness [2]
Paddy “Hair Transplant” McGuinness is an unfunny fuckwitted Cunt of the first order.
Fair play , the fucker has done very well for a talentless sad cunt; having made an entire career out of being Peter Kay’s arse licker.
Nominated by OLLIE BURTONS GRANDAD
Jules Hudson
Jules Hudson, presenter of Escape to the Cuntry and Cuntryside is a proper smary fucking Cunt.
With his fake smile and shiny red nose he could really do with a good twatting, fuck knows how the sad mongs on his shows dont lamp the bastard.
What a Cunt.
Nominated by OLLIE BURTONS GRANDAD
Chris Packham
Chris Packham is a smug bastard with a irritating lisp who thinks he knows it all, shame he does not know he is a right Cunt.
The Fucker even had the audacity to get Bill Oddie the boot thus renaming the show Cuntwatch. How about sorting out your flouncy fucking hair cut you sad cunting Tosser.
Nominated by OLLIE BURTONS GRANDAD
Countryfile
Countryfile (or is it Cuntriphile) is a boring, unnecessary programme about fields, tractors, beetroot, ducks, woods, farms, green-wellied conservation, sheep, more fields and general boring shit involving being out in wellies in the mud in grey, dismal, cold fields talking about cowsheds, hawks, combine harvesters, badgers, landrovers, plums, owls etc – as if Sundays weren’t boring enough.
Makes you want to commit cuntricide.
This does not include John Craven though, he’s just too boring a cunt to cunt.
Nominated by stressed to fkn haemorrhage point