The boss. The manager. Your employer.
Doesn’t give a flying fuck about you, the cunt.
Nominated by : David Brent
Author Archives: A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts
Mo Farrah
One fucking annoying cunt. Runs for a day and thinks he can annoy us all for the rest of our lives, with stories of his cunt family, his twin cunt brother, and how good he thinks he is.
What the fuck is the Mobot, a sum up of your IQ you fucking moron?
You may be able to run, you will need to for when I come to hunt down in my car on your next marathon you fuckwit.
Nominated by : Sick of all cunts from the Olympics
Daft Punk
“Random Access Memories (their new album) is like a movie, a painting, a fashion collection or going on a journey in a small boat but you don’t know if you’re going to reach the other shore”.
What a load of fucking twaddle! Pretentious cunts!
Nominated by : Gary Barlow
Postman Prat
“Postman Prat, Postman Prat, Postman Prat and his fucking fat cat!”
Bad enough on childrens’ telly – even fucking worse in real life. Life’s too short to spend it wondering when, where or if these cunts are going to deliver your parcel.
Skiving, lazy, work dodging cunts, the lot of ’em.
Nominated by : Dioclese
Halifax [2]
Halifax gives you Xtra.
Xtra stress, xtra shite, xtra brain damage, xtra fucking aggro!
Totally. Fucking. Useless. Cunts.
Xtra long phone queues.
“Could this be another example of Halifax not giving a fuck?” I asked. “Could be” said the man in the call centre.
Xtra cunty cunts.
Nominated by : Dioclese