Fearne Cotton

Fearne Cotton…

Where to be begin with this arrogant, self-centered, immature, peodaphilic, war-profiteering cunt. She is all over the fucking radio, the fucking tv, fucking youtube not to mention Holly Willoughby’s (probably) over-sized labia (now theres a thought). What does this ill-informed cunt know about music?

She is a coldplay loving, Jay-Z loving, Keisha loving, Tiny fucking tempa or whatever loving (he’s another cunt) CUNT.

Nominated by Fat Prick

Joe Swash

That cockney nonentity Joe Swash could do with a right good cunting – on the grounds of being an irritating little shit, all over the place like dog muck, and having the high pitched whine of a no-ball cunt.

Nominated by stressed to fkn haemorrhage point

Binyam Mohamed

Binyam Mohamed, another fucking useless,workshy, benefit scrounging, Muslim Shitpot Cunt sueing the UK with Legal Aid (Of course) because he was arrested and kicked to fuck by the Pakistan authorities.

Thats what happens when you fuck off to Afghanistan and fight for the Taleban you rag headed bastard. Meanwhile he sells his story, scores our tax payers money whilst sitting on his fucking arse and waits for the payout. Shame he was offed in Guantanamo Bay by the Yanks. Send the Bastard back to Afghanistan.

The Fucking Cunt.

Nominated by OLLIE BURTONS GRANDAD

Kimberley Hainey

Child murdering cunt Kimberley Hainey.

This septic haemorroid on the sphincter of humanity partook in Jockland’s favourite pastimes of recreational heroin use and living in squalor. After killing her son through neglect she left the poor cunt’s corpse to mummify for 8 months. 15 years fucking years for this atrocity? I’d prefer 6 feet of twisted natural fibre tied in a noose round her fucking fat cunt neck!

Total Scunt.

Nominated by Occam’s Razor