Nominated by : Yootha Joyce
My cats catch most of the little buggers. Trouble is they eat them, then I have to clean the puke off the carpet when they fetch-up an hour later.
Nominated by : Termujin
What about the cunts who pretend to be British? Zola Budd (South African), Greg Russedski (Canadian), Kevin Petersen (South African).
And 61 members of the 2012 Olympic Team GB : Mo Farrar (Somalia), Jessica Ennis (Jamaica), Yamile Aldama (Cuba), Michael Bingham (USA), Shana Cox (USA), Tiffany Porter (USA), Shara Proctor (Anguilla) and many others.
Bradley fucking Wiggins was born in Belgium. Laura Robson was born in Australia of Australian parents. How does make her British?
Could it be that they had a better chance of selection by crawling to the desperate British team? Medals at any price? Sad cunts.
Even Cliff fucking Richard was born in India. Winning Eurovision doesn’t make him British.
Murray may be a cunt – but at least he’s an honest cunt.
Nominated by: Seb Coe’s other half
They save the planet by burning hundreds of tonnes of heavy fuel oil driving around in their ridiculously named boats, else bobbing around in a DIY helicopter. The Japs had the right idea with one of these soap dodgers and sank his boat by crashing into it. Unfortunately the cunt managed to get out before it went down.
Watson is such a cunt he was thrown out of Greenpeace. His first wife divorced him for being a cunt and his second wife divorced him for being a total and utter cunt, not just a regular one. He calls himself Captain yet has never held that rank anywhere other than his own mind. His actual rank within the Norwegian Merchant Marine, the only place he could get a real job, was Cunt First Class.
He advocates human depopulation to under 1billion souls yet spitefully refuses to get the ball rolling by shooting himself, the cunt. He advocates veganism, but just not for himself and continues to eat meat regularly. Because he is such a cunt he cannot see the disconnect between whining about people eating whales whilst eating bacon sandwiches.
He is also a fat bastard cunt. With luck one of the Jap whalers will mistake him for a whale and harpoon him in the face.
His 6 year old granddaughter is famously quoted as saying that she thought ’Gramps is fat cunt’ and his mother has publicly apologised for bringing such a cunt into the world.
He is currently wanted by Interpol in connection with assorted acts of vandalism and piracy, and for being a cunt.
Nominated by : Dave the Badger
It’s got more mental cunts than Tahrir Square
Oh! And they are all greedy troughing cunts too.
(And all their well paid hangers on)
Nominated by: Dan
I hope his team of homos, cunts, twats and wankers get relegated and he finally gets fingered for match fixing and back pocketing brown envelopes.
WTF has happened to society that this utter cunt should become a Knight?
Nominated by : Dave the Badger