Bruno Tonioli is a loud mouthed, camp dancing cunt on the crap piece of prime time shit “Strictly Cunts Mincing”
Does anyone actually watch that shit?
Nominated by : Bruce Forsyth’s Hairpiece
Author Archives: A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts
The Royal Baby
I’d like to make an advance booking. I nominate the Royal Baby.
Not that it can help being who it is. But this is no immaculate conception. We know its mother is not scared to flaunt it round a bit.
Someone should do us all a favour and misplace it in hospital, or pass it to someone else.
Before the servants and butlers bring it up.
Whilst it may insensitive to go for a baby, this is going to be a right cunt in its time, male or female. So let’s get in early.
Nominated by : Bloke in Holland
(Frankly, before it is even born I’m sick of the media coverage – Ed)
Beyonce & Jay Z
There’s some fucking gormless cunts out there, and none more than Jay Z and Beyonce.
The publicity seeking cunts turned out to support the protests over Trayvon Martin’s shooting. Fuck the facts – just look at the cute pictures of him taken when he was 12 years old.
FFS! Some people will do anything to get their names in the papers. And neither of the cunts can sing, either.
Nominated by: Rap me a cunt
Scotland the Brave [2]
Almost the entire population of Jockland are a bunch of cunts. Bitter, envious, hairy-palmed, gibbering, wife-beating drunks.
A fair few of those Jock Parliament wallahs are coke heads and arse andits as well.
That William Wallace was a right cunt too.
Nominated by: Termujin
Rihanna
Dopey cunt sues Top Shop for putting her picture on a T shirt and then repeatedly sends her stylists into the shop to beg for free clothes.
What a greedy shameless little rich cunt.
Nominated by : Simon Coward