Sales = 1,500 copies. Name is leaked. Rises 5,000 places in best seller list overnight.
“To say that I am disappointed is an understatement. I feel very angry.”
Cunt.
Nominated by: Harry Potter’s lovechild
Standing on a fucking motorway bridge reeling off meaningless insurance premiums. Somebody push the little shit off the bridge into the oncoming traffic and let’s see the claim for that!
Accosting pensioners in a car park, FFS! Top the little bastard with your walking stick! Somebody run the cunt over and put us out of our misery!
Apparently he can save me £229 on my car insurance according to the shit that just dropped into my mail box. Given I only pay £108 a year, I’d like to see that. A useless bunch of cunts fronted by a metal cunt.
Nominated by: Dioclese
The whole trial was a travesty, with the fact that this jig was pot head with a violent, gang cultured character witheld from the Jury.
Are these cunts the same cunts who celebrated when psycho OJ got a pass for hacking his wife and lover to death?
That’ll be ‘yes’ then.
He must be innocent because he’s black? Cunts.
Nominated by: Termujin
After a while the conversation turned to religion. I mentioned that I was an atheist, to which he replied: ‘Ay, but are you a protestant or a catholic atheist’.
I rest my case.
Nominated by: Flaxen Saxon
As a nod to the feminists; there was no hope of an unwanted pregnancy due to the fact that I could never come. Whether due to excess ale or the lack of ‘comeliness’ in the wench, I’ll leave you to be the judge.
Nominated by : Flaxen Saxon