Any chance putting his head on the leather one in a Village People photograph, just to amuse me?
Nominated by: Dan
( Always happy to oblige… )
According to the adverts “It doesn’t just tell time.”
Yes, it does you pretentious cunts. And what’s more it’s worn by rich cunts with more money than sense.
Twenty grand for a watch? What the fuck for? I got a fake one from a bloke in Hong Kong for £50. It just tells the time. What more do could you want? Apart from snobby cunts fawning over it, obviously.
Nominated by : Dioclese
Aggressively chanted bollox with a bit of soft porn thrown in. The only people worse than these cunts are the fuckers that think this rot is entertaining. Cunts.
Nominated by: Termujin
[Eh, man. You dissing me Ratshitter raps? – Dioclese]
In my area try wearing sandals au naturel sweetheart and your feet will soon be soaked in dosser piss.
If we wear sandals we put plastic bags on first. Now there’s a fashion tip for you. So full of street cred.
Now go fuck yourself.
Nominated by : Sir Limply Stoke
A tide of salt, sugar and fat has swept the world. Cadbury’s? Mega sweet fatty tasteless yankshite. Yankshite Mars bar or Coke new flavor? Add more fattening cunt syrup to hook the kiddies and their bloat arsed single mums on benefits.
NHS spending millions on beds and ambulances for fat fucks. Teams set up to winch lard cunts out of bed at home. PC brigade in there. Against their human rights to call them fat for crissake. Even Ryanair too scared to charge if a fat fuck needs two seats.
Roman Empire left us straight roads and civic architecture
British Empire gave the world railways and democratic government
And the American Empire? Face jobs and pig fat arses for all
Nominated by : Sir Limply Stoke