French and Saunders

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Has anyone cunted French and Saunders?

If not, they should have been up there years ago.

Absolutely fucking shite, every sketch, every one of their wee song and dance routine skits. Fuck me, I’d rather be Rik Mayall now than be forced to watch anything they did, have done or do in the future.

Nominated by : Dan

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Its time to Cunt Qatar. I’m sick of the every cunt that has NOT been paid by the Camel Jockeys, now crying that it may be rigged. Really, you think so?

Or is it because Doha is the place every cunt really wants to go to – in the middle of summer – between the Gas fields and the biggest Foriegn US Base camp? Perhaps its just that it is such a sporting nation? If you didn’t want them to win, don’t fucking enter them.

If the best cunts the UK could send in for this was That Cunt that will be King, William, and that cunt that thinks he is king, Beckham – who between them could buy a fucking beer let alone a load of votes – they deserve a pasting.

To them they are the UK – they own the Shart Tower, Olympic Village, Sainsburys, Harrods (Which the cunts use as a car park for all the lambos they drive in circles) and 50 percent of Public Listed Companies. At least the UK is safe against a building attack as the cunts own all of the rest worth taking out as well as the planes that would go in.

Without Gas these cunts couldn’t even make a fucking coffee. With it, they are buying and paying off every cunt that bows to them and mighty allah.

FIFA is the cream on this fucking cake. The farce started well before.

Allah Akbar

CUNTS

Nominated by: King Cunt

Harriet Harman [9]

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Harriet Harman is another arsehole due a right Royal cunting. The source of her irritation today is the theatre and opera. Apparently, they are ‘too white, middle class and metropolitan’. Which translates as ‘not enough proles and mynoritees are experiencing these forms of cultured entertainment. And, being a patronising, hypocritical, liberal shitehawk, I’m incredibly guilty and offended’.

The fact that anyone can either go to the box office, or go online an purchase a ticket is, seemingly, irrelevant. OK, the tickets are probably pretty expensive, but I would argue that absence of mynoritees and proles from theatre, ballet and opera productions, would indicate that most such people considered it to be pretentious shite.

And why is it only recently that she’s become bothered by these publicly funded groups not attracting a more diverse audience? This was going on when her mob of retards was in government. She didn’t give a fuck then. In fact back then, she probably sat in her taxpayer funded seat at the opera and thought, ‘thank fuck the peasants aren’t interested in seeing a fat cow with steel tits and pig tails singing about how she’s a beautiful 19 year old girl’.

With all the problems this country is currently facing, most of which she and the previous government are responsible for, she has to get worked up about ‘ordinary people’ not giving a fuck about ‘the arts’. Time to fucking quit love. Get me some cheese on toast.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

Fat tattooed bastards

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Now that the temperatures are rising I am orf to ventilate me privates by the sea side. Have instructed me butler to knot a hankerchief for me head, lever me old arse into a deckchair and break out the Pims. Must say one cannot help but remark upon the invasion of the British beach by fat cunts tatooed up to the eyeballs and beyond. In my day a tatoo was the mark of a convict, a brass or a camp sailor. Now the world and his wife has got ‘em on sweaty display at Margit or Brighton.

Acres of flags and chains and flowers and death skulls but very little useful information such as “Rear Entry Only” on the arse or “Do Not Feed Me Fat Crap Burgers” on the gut. Selfish exhibitionist cretins who think a snake on the cock or a sunset on the tits enhances their self esteem. No it don’t me dears. It just advertises that a sick fat ugly unfuckable cunt is taking up this space.

Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke

Joey Barton

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Joey Barton is a multi channel world class cunt who has outlets on twitter, red tops, internet sports sites, and now available on tv via question time. If you have never heard of him, then lucky you, and search his name online, for the lifetime of cuntery that he has dedicated himself to.

He is the triple threat of thuggery, espousing ill conceived opinions, and mediocrity in his chosen career.

Nominated by: The Oncoming Fart

Joey Barton is indeed a cunt… Why he thinks that people are interested in anything he says, that he has anything interesting to say at all and that he thinks he is actually intelligent is anyone’s guess….

A horrible, whining little gobsgite and a substandard footballer: Barton has the nerve to call Ryan Giggs a “wrong’un”… OK Giggsy has got up to some extra-curricular shagging, but Barton (when at Man City) stubbed a cigar out in the face of a City youth team player.
And that’s not the only bit of nastiness Barton has got up to.

As for his Question Time appearance, firstly: What the fuck was he doing on it in the first place? Has the BBC sunk that low?! Second: Joey Barton calling anyone ugly is like Oasis telling another band that they shouldn’t rip off other acts too much…

Nominated by: Norman Whiteside