Train suicides

Train-Suicide

Particularly hate suicide cunts that jump in front of trains and give those health and safety cunts in high viz tabards (what those slip over vest things they wear are called cunts) an excuse to close the line all day and not tell anyone the reason why.

And why do they always chose the busiest time of day to take a dive?

Inconsiderate cunts!

Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke

Glen Frey

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Glen Frey is a super cunt…

Now I’ve always heard that Frey (and Don Henley) aren’t the pleasantest of men, but that ‘History Of The Eagles’ documentary puts the tin hat on it. Henley comes across as a bit of an arse (with some good points), but Frey is a cunt of the highest order. Doing his acting like a 10 year old “I’ll get you after school routine” on Don Felder, and treating Felder like dirt and firing him. Telling Joe Walsh and Timothy . B. Schmit not to speak to Felder any more (or they’re fired too!). Claiming he should have a bigger slice of the Eagles financial pie than Walsh, Felder etc because his solo career was more successful than any of theirs.

Solo career? “The Heat Is On”? Absolutely laughable: it’s shite and it’s a track that is too naff even for Alan Partridge. Yep. Frey is a bully, a moneygrabbing twat who rides on the talent of Henley and Walsh (and Felder), and he’s a dictator and a total cunt!

Nominated by: Norman Whiteside

The Beckhams

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I see the Beckhams are at it again. They’ve got a new TV show to tie in with The World Cup: It’s called “David Beckham – Into The Unknown”

Into the unknown,eh? Well if it involves those two media whore cunts being jettisoned into outer space, then I will watch it. If not then they can sod off… Bloody hell, it’s been over ten years since he left United (backstabbing little fucker!). Yet he and his horrendous wife still fascinate and infest every corner of the media. Will they ever fuck off and leave us in peace?

( Probably not, Norman! Ed. )

Nominated by: Norman Whiteside

George R.R. Martin

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Firstly the pretentious ‘R.R’ thing: Maybe he doesn’t want people to confuse him with the Beatles producer? But it’s more like he wants to be like J. R. R. Tolkien (or Wile . E. Coyote!).

Then there’s that ‘Game Of Thrones’ shite. It’s total bollocks: it’s just badly ripped off and rehashed Tolkein stories with lots of violence, bloodshed, incest and shagging (the incest bit also shows that old ‘R.R’ is also a sick old cunt!). Another way to look at Game Of Thrones is to see it as EastEnders or Brookside with swords and sorcery.

It’s amazing how people can make millions of dollars out of steaming piles of crap like Game Of Thrones!

Nominated by: Norman Whiteside

The Daily Mail

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The Mail is the definitive cunt’s newspaper.

Anyone who isn’t from ‘Middle England’ or a Tory (or the fucking McCanns!) is ‘scum’ or fair game. When that Shannon Matthews story happened, The Mail screamed about it being a product of ‘The Scrounging Classes’ and ‘Benefits Britain’. Yet when those McCann cunts leave three very tiny kids alone in a foreign country while Gerry and Kateypoos partied and got pissed, there was no mention of the McCann’s shitty antics being a yardstick for ‘Middle Class Britain’, was there?

Utter hypocrites and total cuntwipes.

Nominated by: Norman Whiteside

Not sure if this a nom, or a declaration of love for how ridiculous their reporting is becoming. They ran a story a few days ago declaring that people are going to die as a result of an invasion of asian hornets entering the country. Apparently these illegal hornet immigrants have caused 50 deaths in France already,and are coming for our british honey bees.

However, they failed to mention that they will be putting our hard working british hornets out a job. That is just sloppy semi racist scare mongering journalism and they really need to work harder.

Nominated by: Daily Mail