And it’s so nice to see his boss Mr Milibland taken down a peg or two. A right pair of cunts. Mind you now we’ve got bacon faced Cameron for another five years. Think I shall emigrate.
Room for one more in Nuzzieland Flaxen? I have a ready supply of matches and kindling to pay my way ??
Nominated by: Fleaboy
I remember working in a crap job 1994 and being tortured by that awful song (‘All I Wanna Do’)… The local radio station played that crap on the hour every hour… I still can’t listen to the daft tart even now… I remember that BBC ad that featured Elvis and a ‘fantasy backing band’….There was Marvin Gaye, Jimmy Page, Stevie Wonder and Keith Moon… Can’t argue about any of those… But Presley playing with Noel Gallagher (who was included) and ‘on bass… Sheryl Crow’?!? Fuck off! Oh, my sides…
Nominated by: Norman
In response I will simply say Greville Janner and Keith Vaz both elected repeatedly by the incumbents of this City.
Nominated by: This election is a Cunt
They call men and women ‘guys’. They say things like ‘no way’, and say ‘I guess’ instead of ‘I think’ or ‘I suppose’. My favourite pet hate is ‘off-of’. And they can’t stop saying ‘absolutely’. Whenever they’re asked a question, they don’t say ‘exactly’, or ‘you’re right’, or ‘that’s correct’, or even simply ‘yes’ any more, it’s always absofuckinlutely.
A nation whose version of English was derived from semi-literate Cornish sailors has nothing to teach us regarding our spoken or written language. They can’t even spell properly and haven’t yet learned the correct use of the pluperfect tense. All English people who parrot Americanisms are cunts.
Nominated by: Allan
I especially hated when cunts throughout the 90s used the word ‘Not’ because of Wayne’s World…. Like ‘I think that’s a good car – Not!’
Some tossers still use it today unfortunately (not to mention ‘We are not worthy!’ bullshit that came from the same film!)…
Other dreadful Yankisms are ‘Cowabunga!’ ‘Jack Diddly Squat’ and calling anyone ‘Dude’. I also loathe the term MILF… We all know what it means. But a sexy woman is just that, regardless of age… Putting the mother spin on it is a little too Norman Bates for my liking…
Nominated by: Norman
The yanks took the english language and raped it.
Also HTML is an Americanised cunt. Do you have any idea how many fucking times I have to type ‘center’ instead of ‘centre’ when writing this blog? Fucking hundreds, that’s how many times. It really gets on my tits!!!
Why can’t these cunts learn to spell????
Nominated by: Dioclese
Not because she failed as an opera singer, or because she changed to pop and failed at that as well, and not even because she’s way too far up her own backside. So why is Charlotte Church a cunt?
Well, it’s because in a desperate attempt to get herself noticed again, she took place in the demo against austerity which resulted in police officers being hospitalised and the defacing of the Women’s cenotaph with the slogan ‘Fuck Tory Scum’ in red spray paint.
Yes, Charlotte was there and managed to get herself in the photographs and mentioned in the press. Well done, Charlotte. You can be proud of yourself.
So you see Charlotte, it’s not just because you’re a Welsh media whore that we dislike you. It’s because you’re a monumental cunt.
Nominated by: Dioclese