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Philippa Gregory

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Philippa Gregory is a prize cunt…

She claims to be a ‘historian’, but all she does is write pulp crap like Jackie Collins and Jilly Cooper. Only Gregory uses real historical figures, because the lazy bitch can’t think of any characters of her own… This old hag will also put in any historical fabrication or myth (no matter how cheap or nasty it is!): like Anne Boleyn shagging her brother was put into one of her novels…

It is widely accepted now that there was no incest by Boleyn and that it was a slur started by Thomas Cromwell in order to discredit her and to have her put to death… But Gregory still uses it as it makes her ‘story’ more saucy and sensationalist, and so it will be bought by all those silly mares who read shite like Fifty Shades Of Grey…

Nominated by: Norman

Mad Men

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I’d like to nominate the people who make tv commercials as a bunch of irritating condescending lying cunts.

They aim to appeal to those with the least intelligence because they’re the easiest to manipulate. Either they’re using someone’s voice that I can’t stand, like Brian Blessed, or they choose to play some pop song that I find particularly annoying. For some peculiar reason they’re obsessed with showing close-ups of bare feet, as though this would persuade you to go out and buy whatever it is that they’re advertising. The only thing it makes me want to buy is socks and shoes to cover them up. They have no scruples about telling you about how healthy some food product is, although it tastes like shite and will probably set you on the road to diabetes.

The Advertising Standards Authority proudly proclaims that it is a self-regulatory and non-statutory organisation and cannot interpret or enforce legislation. So what fucking use is it? Cunts.

Nominated by: Allan

Floyd Mayweather

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Floyd Mayweather Junior is a spineless cunt who is allowed to carefully pick his opponents.

He avoided Manny Pacquiao like the plague while the Filipino was at his peak, only agreeing to face him after he saw the deterioration in his opponent’s performances.

Amir khan isn’t a great fighter but the speed he demonstrated against Devon Alexander would give Mayweather problems, that’s why he won’t get a shot. The legends of boxing were never afraid to fight anyone, they sought the opportunity to prove they were the best. Mayweather’s legacy will always be tarnished by his fear of risking his unbeaten record.

Nominated by: Allan

Floyd Mayweather is a spineless septic jungle bunny cunt

Nominated by: Thomas the Think Tank Engine

Zero tolerance

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Zero tolerance staff are cunts…

It’s apparently alright for some medical centre receptionist, council phone answerer or job centre lackey to talk down to someone and treat them like a five year old schoolkid and/or a piece of shit… Yet if someone (anyone) gets annoyed at this diabolical attitude the Little Hiter points at the poster that says ‘We do not tolerate any abuse or anti-social behaviour’ Even if the person isn’t giving them any and is just standing up for themself…

This zero tolerance shit basically protects them and not the client/patient/customer, and it gives these soft arsed cunts carte blanche to do and say whatever they bloody like…

Nominated by: Norman

Incompetent terrorists

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The two dead terrorists who tried, and failed to attack the paint mohammed competition in Texas have to be the shittest terrorists ever. I mean of all the states in the US they could have chosen to launch an attack, they chose Texas. A state where even dogs and cats have guns. And I know, because my dad was from San Antonio, and I have spent a large part of my life there. Texans love guns. It seems though, that nobody bothered to tell the Jihad brothers.

One security guard was shot in the leg, but is expected to make a full recovery. Fortunately, they didn’t manage to kill anyone. The brothers dim however, weren’t so fortunate. It turns out that the competition had attracted the fury of the usual far left fuckwits, who were protesting outside. Consequently, the building in which the competition was being held was under the protection of the local constabulary. Shortly after the terrorists started shooting, the police joined in. And they didn’t miss. So now we have two dead terrorists, and possibly the shortest and least destructive terrorist attack ever. Anyone know how many virgins you get for dying in a failed attack?

As I type this, It’s been revealed that one of the dead terrorists went by the name of Elton Simpson. Don’t know what his Islamic name was, Abu Abubu probably.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw