“Season Finales” are cunts.
It’s just the last fucking episode, you melodramatic arseholes!
Nominated by: Fred West
Author Archives: A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts
Dianne Abbott
So Ed Miliband’s under fire from some disgruntled Labour MP’s. The least of his troubles considering that Dianne ”Racist hypocrite” Abbott has now defended him. She’s reliable and trustworthy and can be taken at her word…Not…In other words she’ll turn against him as quick as you can say ‘Fat black cunt’.
Remember her hypocrisy preaching to us normal ordinary taxpaying folks to support our local state schools and then sending hers private…God I hate her so much. A hole should be dug just a little larger than her girth and her lowered into it. We could then put a plank of wood across the top with a nice old fashioned wooden crapper attached and shit on her for a few days. After which I think she might have learned her lesson.
If not then use her for ebola experiments.
Nominated by: Fleaboy
( I am staggered that this is her first cunting! Ed. )
Streetlife
Streetlife, the local social network, is a veritable cuntfest!
The other day, they sent me a letter via the local Post Office junkmail system, addressed to “The lovely person who lives at…” FFS! I was tempted to write on it “No such person lives here” and send it back.
These cunts continually censor any comments that I put on there that even remotely make any point that any other user doesn’t like. It’s the ultimate in social censorship. You just click, fill in a form saying you object, and “Whoosh!” the ‘offending’ comment instantly vanishes.
Then you get some sanctimonious automated fucking email telling you that you have violated their standards by offending someone who offended you in the first place. It’s the ultimate in automated, user driven customer sanitation of opinion.
Free speech and community spirit, my arse. Fuck ’em!
Nominated by: Dioclese
Band Aid
Band Aid 30 is a total cuntfest.
The intentions of the 1984 original may have been well meant (even though the song was shite!). But then there was the horrendous Stock/Aitken/Waterman version in 1989.
Then there was Band Aid 20 with a load of cunts, and now that scruffy, hypocritical tramp, Geldof wants to make Band Aid 30 – which means rehashing that awful song (like a bad version of the Z-Cars theme) with twats like Ed Sheeran, Coldplay and the smear of shit on the buttocks of popular music that is One Direction.
You can also bet your life that that enormous bellend, Simon Cowell will get involved.
Nominated by: Norman
“…do they know it’s Christmas time at all?…”
Don’t be a cunt! Of course they don’t – they’re muslims…!
Nominated by: Dioclese
Neil Hamilton
For fuck’s sake what’s the matter with you cunts?!?
I cannot believe that no cunt out there has ever cunted this cunt on “…is a cunt”. And now just to make things worse, his cunt of a mate Farage has finally managed to get the cunt onto UKIP’s NEC. What’s the matter with UKIP? Have the cunts got a death wish?
This cunt is a fucking electoral liability. The rank and file membership think he’s a cunt, I think he’s a cunt and, frankly, it wouldn’t surprise me if the fragrant Christine thinks he’s a cunt.
Neil Hamilton is cunt amongst cunts; a veritable ubercunt; a cunt so large it could could swallow the Houses of Parliament. Whole. In one gulp. Cunts don’t come more cuntish than that!
Yes, Neil Hamilton IS a cunt – and anyone who disagrees is also a cunt.
Nominated by: Dioclese