Furthermore, Sheffield United Manager Nigel Clough needs cunting for saying he “hasn’t yet decided” whether or not to re-sign Evans. What is there to decide – surely it’s a no-brainer? Although with Clough, I guess cuntitude is in his genes.
Nominated by: Fred West
My grandchildren are being press ganged into acting like complete twats in order to raise money to piss up the wall on a bunch of overseas dictators and lazy bastards who are too despicable to look after their kids properly.
And the BBC needs to fill out it’s schedules with cheap puerile bullshit that raises their caring, sharing public service image.
Fuck the lot of ’em. They’ll get fuck all out of me like they do every year…
Nominated by: Dioclese
Therefore, it saddens me after he provided such an entertaining evening, to have to nominate Mark Stewart for a cunting.
Nominated by: Harry Axwound
Personally I think clamping down on the vast quantities of counterfeit electronic/computer peripherals originating from China would be a better way of Amazon increasing trust, rather than penalising private individuals who are just wanting to move on a DVD box set that they’ll never watch again. Paying the proper rate of tax would also help these lying, scumbag cunts win back public trust and confidence.
It’s obvious that far from being overly concerned about counterfeits, the wholesalers are seeing their sales fall as customers prefer to choose more reasonably priced second-hand titles and it’s probably the wholesalers who are twisting Amazon’s arm. It’s interesting that the particular box set I’ve been banned from re-selling has NO second-hand copies available on Amazon Marketplace at all, but lots of third party sellers offering it for the same price as Amazon – or considerably more.
Counterfeits, my arse. This is all about profits which should come as no surprise from a bunch of tax-avoiding cunts.
Nominated by: Fred West
Tesco are (as we know) monumental cunts. But their latest tasteless sales scheme takes the absolute piss… A Rememberance Pizza? With two pieces of pepperoni and an olive representing a poppy? If the lads who fought for Blighty all those years ago could see what Britain would become in 2014, I don’t think they would have bothered…
Nominated by: Norman
Tesco are indeed monumental cunts for this. I’m only surprised they didn’t market it with an even more tasteless tagline. If they could get away with selling barbecues to commemorate the bombing of Hiroshima I’d bet they would do it.
Tesco were of course quick to lay the blame on “rogue employees”. (yeah… right!). Apparently the twatter crowd were quick to join in with mindless quips, which considering anyone who uses Twitter is a cunt beyond redemption comes as no surprise I suppose.
Nominated by: Captain Japseye
And this from “The Independent” …
As the image spread on Twitter people were quick to make fun, commenting things like ‘lest we forget the anchovies’ and accusing the supermarket of cashing in on a day of mourning.
“Colleagues in stores have been marking Remembrance Sunday in a number of ways and we hope customers see that their intentions in this case were entirely borne out of respect,” a Tesco spokesperson pleaded.
This is 2014 though, expect several thousand more tweets and a full apology by 5pm.